Her goes chapter 2 of S.W.A. Wants You

This chapter might be short might not tho. In this chapter Rukia is again asked to join S.W.A. only this time they tell her EVERYTHING yes EVERYTHING ABOUT S.W.A. Will she take the offer or will she go crazy over what she it told? On the other hand she maybe do both, lets find out shall we.

"Normal speach" 'normal thought'

°Zanpacuto speach° *zanpacuto thought*

Out side squad 6 barracks

"Hello Rukia" Unahana said with a sweet and gentle voice

'Shit she's up to something im fucked' Rukia thought to her self knowing exactly what that voice ment.' " No ,..." she looked away from the captain of squad 4,... "what ever it is i dont want hear it captain Unohana." Rukia started to walk away. 'Im not falling for that one again, last time she spoke to me with that voice i couldn't sit right the rest of the month'

Unohana looked at the small female soul reaper that was walking away. 'Does she really remember that i only use that tone of voice when i have to either give bad news or i need to cause some necessary pain for my patiente for there own good, its not like that "injection" scared her psychologicall, it was over 39 years ago by now at least.' She questioned her self

'Ill never forget that pain or the tone of voice she used disguising her intention of injecting me with that zanpacuto of her's.' An image if the sean passed over Rukia as she thought to her self she just wished some one had warned her of this monstrous wolf dressed in sheep's wool.

"Wait " called out Unohana flash stepping to whispered in Rukia's ear. "Dont you want to see Kurosaki-kun when he gets here?" She whispered in the same tone that Rukia came to fear every since her first physical from the deceptively kind captain. Retsu Unohana infact was far more sinister and scay than Kenpachi Zaraki could ever hope to be. The fact she could hide her true nature so well and convince most that she was as kind and peaceful as she portrayed her self to be only adds to it.

"Huh, you mean Ichigo is coming here" Rukia questioned forgetting everything not related to him.

"Yes i do believe that is what i wanted to talk to you about, however it look like you have things to do so u best be on my way lieutenant." answered Unohana turning her back to Rukia. Tho she knew Rukia was on the hook, and wanted to know more. Shore enough Rukia called her.

"Wait Captain Unohana why is he coming here?" Rukia questioned her again

"Why dont we go talk over some tea now that you are in no rush" answered Unohana with that same tone of voice that Rukia came to fear.

In Karokura Town a little after sun down.

Yoruichi and Rangiku made there way to Kisuke's candy/soul reaper accessory store after a long day of what both Yoruichi and Rangiku would later claim was preparations and gathering the needed gear for there foolproof plan though it looked more like a shopping spree and it truly was. They each carried 6 bags in each hand from numerous stores, and they talked on their way.

"Tell my why we needed to stop at that electronic store, and whats with the cute teddy bear."

"The bear is for Yuzu and we went to the electronic store to pick up a few things."snapped Yoruichi back at her. 'How the hell did she ever make lieutenant it like explain Santa Claus isn't real to a 7 year old after the little snot sack gets contact high.'

"Right but why do we need all those gadgets and i dont think you can convince Captain Unohana that iPod nano and iPad are related to the mission in any way, all this Victoria Secret is going to be hard enough you shore know how to puch the envelope"

"Simple the bear, iPod and the iPad are to bribe Yuzu, Karien, and Isshin in to going out for a movie leaving us alone with Ichigo, starting to make sense to you yet its like you didn't listen the first time "

"Right well it still doesn't explain that black box" Rangiku muttered in a defensive manner. 'Thats cause i wasn't listening what does she expected me to do after she tell me i can buy anything and dont have to pay myself' Rangiku thought half expecting Yoruichi to know this already from all the shopping they do.

As the got to the shop they were greeted by Kisuke flying past them landing in a scorpion position with his left foot hitting the crown of his head his right shoulder in an awkward position hitting the floor.

"I SAID ILL WAIT ALONE, AND STAY OUT YOU LAZY CHIMP WITH A SWARED" yelled out a female voice followed immediately by a flair of spiritual energy to back up her angered state.

"Ill just greet them out here and tell her you are waiting for them in the dinning room if thats ok with you Captain Soifon." Kisuke let out with a sigh now sitting on the porch looking at said duo.

"Do you have it"

"Of couse Yoruichi san i would never fall through on you, you know you can trust me to deliver" said Kisuke digging in his right chest pocket retrieving a small vial with pink liquid

"Yea yea what you should be saying is of course is yes lady Yoruichi i know what will happen if i fail you again lady Yoruichi." Yoruichi told him

"I told you it might not work do to his hollow energy, besides i put enough hormones in the hot springs to turn Yamichika straight for a month so it wasn't my fault" defended the shop keeper backing himself to the door.

"Wat ever give me that it better work this time, she is here i assume"

"Yes and also yes this time i used hollow, human and soul reaper hormones and some extras as a precaution" Kisuke said proud of his work. Yoruichi snatched the veil as she passed him

"Hey Soifon we're here."

Thats chapter 2 hope its not as bad as i think it is, let me know what u think. Also i know i said Rukia is told everythng but i thought i should tell yall what was going on with the busty duo in karakura town sorry 😈