Chapter 3: Tea party.
This chapter will begin with Rukia and captain Unohana having a interesting chat over some tea lets see where it goes.
"Normal speach" 'normal thought'
°Zanpacuto speach° *zanpacuto thought*
In Retsu Unohana's office
They where sitting in an awkward silance drinking some spiked to which surprised Rukia. She would normally refuse to drink while on duty but something in her very soul told her not to refuse anything offered by the enigmatic women she was with.
"Rukia how many men are there within our ranks that you could see yourself having a bit of fun with?" Asked Unahana in a even tone of voice concealing the depths of the the question quite well.
"Um i dont know thers Renji, Byakuya, Hanutaro, and Yamichika for a good laugh everyone else is just to focused on fighting or kissing some one elses ass at all times to be any fun"Replied Rukia completely missing the point.
"Yes that is a sound answer coming from one such as yourself whom also is to focused on her duties to worry about fun, much less have any sexual interests" Unahana said nonchalantly as if they where discussing the weather or somthing of everyday normality and not something that sensitive.
Rukia sprayed her tea out straight at Unahana's face who seamlessly swayed to the side appearing to have been expecting that sort of reaction. Although the elder women would appear to not have any emotions aside from what could pass as empathy she in fact was enjoying her self at poor Rukias expenses.
"What i dont see how that is any of your business captain Unohana" decisively retorted a blushing Rukia
"No it may not be, but i chose to make it so and not just with you but any member of S.W.A. and i believe you might change your mind about joining soon" stated Unohana in an even tone
Rukia now visibly irritated starred at Unohana threw narrowed eyes completely unconcerned that she would get destroyed if she tried anything the only thing holding her back was her years of noble lecturing by her brother Byakuya.
"I have already refused to join multiple times, honestly i dont know why my brother puts up with those meeting being held in his home" spat out Rukia
"Yes you dont know and its time you knew, Rukia do you know i started S.W.A. a quarter millennia ago"
"No i did not what are you getting at captain" she questioned
"Yes the point well have you ever asked yourself why it is no one informed you of my methods or what you should expect in our intake physical"
"Now that you bring it up it did seen strange i was not warned"
"The reason behind this is simple, that physical was not completely necessary whats more it is only given to people that i see fit to join S.W.A. i event gave it to Ichigo when i treated him after he got his powers back he just does not know as i sedated-" Rukia cutting her off
"Wait but S.W.A. is only for female soul reapers why would be eligible to join" questioned Rukia
"Excuse me lady Kuchiki please do not interrupt me again i would hate to have to gag you untill i can finish explaining every, i ashore you i will make it all clear to you" said Unohana in a slightly irritated tone to which Rukia only nodded
"Yes he is not a women but but he is an attractive man with limitless potential much like your brother Byakuya which has also received the same treat ment only they both received the male version which does not involve my zanpaKuto stabing them between there anal or vaginal cavities it is a slightly more painful cut running down the length of there flesh zanpaKuto the purpose of this is to cleanse all S.T.D's from the subject and prevent any from infecting said subject, do you follow me so far."
"Yes but why has my brother and Ichigo been treated for such a thing they both are sexually inactive from what i know, my brother is still hung on my sister,and well Ichigo is just to incessant to think of that trust me i tried"
"You are not the onl that has trust me on that, anyways to the point i belive you wanted to know why we are allowed to meet in the Kuchiki mansion well its simple really you brother was our latest member only now that he is seeing Kukkaku he can not keep with the duties of any male memeber"
Retsu stopped explaining for a while to let Rukia process the information so she does not overload her mind with the rest of the information to come.
"So what are a male members duties" asked Rukia with an insecure voice
"Like i asked you before there isn't many men in the 13 court guard squads a mature women can have fun with so S.W.A. recruits the strongest and most attractive male to satisfy our needs,... you know like a sex club of all women and one male at a time until that male finds a wife like you broth seems to have found in Kukkaku Shiba"she hesitated to say the last bit unsure how Rukia would take the news of her brother being in a sex club and his seeing Kukkaku.
"HOW DARE YOU USE MY BROTHER IN A PLOI TO PLAY WITH ME" Rukia screemed at the top of her "I dont car how strong you are you will pay for disrespecting Head of the Kuchiki House" Rukia lunged at captain Unohana only to be slammed by Isane.
" please do not think captain Unohana is trying to fool you she has not and does not lie" Isane told Rukia in an even tone
'I knew she was listening i just didnt think she would reveal her self' thought Unohana as she watched the two lieutenants.
SORRY i want to stop her and ask if anyone can recommend or volunteer to BETA this story i just dont want to keep it going with mistakes all over it. Dont be to upset with me i wont do this again if i can avoid it.
I felt bad leaving yall hanging half way through chapter so her is the rest of it 👿😈