Everythings cool…sorta by Safarilite
A/N: Chapter 3's here and I feel a little tense because I have an interview with the principle at a new school that I really really want to go to badly {its frekkin awesome}, so I hope you this chapter so please review ya don't haft to if ya don't want to thanx and later.
Disclaimer: I…OWN…NOTHING {but the story} Devil may cry belongs to the Japs the Chaps and the Kraps imeantheKors.
The house looked like a cyclone, twister, hurricane and a tornado blew through the house thrice broken Furniture was in the walls, ceiling and bolted thru the floor, the cream colored walls and wooden floors had bullet, body/giant and burn holes, glass was everywhere, Dirt was all over the floors and rugs, water soaked everything and was dripping from the holes in the walls yard and ceiling, the stairs were missing some steps and pieces of the banister was on the floor and weapons was spread all around the house
The kitchen was crisp from the microwave incident (and also when Nero threw Dante he was his human self Nero literally beat the devil outta him into the brick wall outside he crashed into the house he grabbed a nearby lighter and surrounded himself with a circle of lighter fluid and cooking oil he lite it up and well ya can kinda guess what happened next it took 2 hours to extinguish the flames) Nero and Dante was currently sitting in the left side of the room against the wall
Their clothes were burned, ripped, soaked covered in dirt and blood, Dante's hair was still smoking and standing firm and Nero's hair was blown to the righttheir heads roamed around the entire room seeing the mess that they had made
"You just had to make the ring of fire" Nero spoke not looking Dante
"You just had to get upset over a few harmless pranks" Dante said doing the same as Nero
"Harmless I fell out of a window, crashed full forced into a car, was punctured by Rebellion; my head was repeatedly rammed against numerous tough objects, blasted with a hose and got kneed in the nuts" the young demon recalled
"You lived"
"And what if I didn't?"
"I would be relaxing in the sofa with a pizza in one hand and the remote in the other and you would be buried under the house with our fallen python Nubby"
"UNDER THE HOUSE! YOUWOULDN'T EVEN MOURN ME OR ATLEAST GIVE ME A PROPER BURIAL?!"
"I'll give your irritating ass 2 milliseconds of remembrance stuff you in a box put a bow on top and with Nubby you go" Dante simply said still eye scanning the room
"You heartless bastard" Nero sent a fierce death glare his way
"Better a heartless bastard then a joyless one" mumbled under his breath
"What did you say?" Nero's temper started to boil again
"Calm down man how come you're always so easily angered?" Dante sighed
"Shut the hell up" the winter haired demon rolled his eyes
"Yea practice ya preaching there squirt" The older hitman rolled his eyes too
They heard the door open and saw Vergil and Lady Walk in, Lady's eyes widened while looking at the mess and Vergil glared at the two unkempt looking guys sitting on the floor who were pathetically staring back at him, Lady peeled away from the wreckage to Dante and Nero on the floor and rushed over to Nero's aid and checked his cuts/bruises and whatever else looked bad
"Oh dear…Nero your hurt what happened?" very concerned she continued burying Nero in questions about his health
Nero stared at her dumbfound trying to respond to all of them, Dante cleared his throat to try and get her attention but she was too busy with Nero he cleared his throat again every ounce of her concern was fixated on Nero, he did it a third time and she smacked him upside his head, he poked the inside of his cheek with his tongue Lady then helped Nero up and into the chard kitchen to clean him up
"Ahh what the hell" Dante whined, Vergil walked over to Dante and yanked him up by his collar lifting his feet off the ground
"Soo…how was your day?" Dante said with a weak smile
"Why" the older twin said his expression was deadly
"What?" he kept on the same smile, a piece of wood fell from the ceiling and Vergil's deadly stare was getting even darker he grip his little brother's collar more
"This is the 5th time you and Nero destroyed the house in the last 3 days and im sick of it" he changed his vice grip to Dante's neck
"Hey…bro…can'tbreath" Dante was trying to get whatever air he can
"Im not paying for the repairs this time" his voice was wicked dark his grip became tighter and Dante started kicking his legs and digging his nails into his older brothers wrist
"Release…your…grip…please" Dante was rapidly losing consciousness
"All you had to do was just watch the house" Vergil's voice was inimical and Dante was still squirming for survival
"You could've just watched TV or play those Imbecilic video games" Dante wanted to scream so badly but his older had a death grip on his throat 'damn im not gonna get to play gears of war 3 WAIT I could've just played that today SH*T this hurts' the younger brother thought
"Verge-" Vergil Squeezed his neck ever harder and Dante gave a high pitched 'mm' from the pain
"What did I tell you about that" he elevated his voice a little bit
"But…you used…to happily laugh when…I called you that" Dante tried to break free
"Yes when we were children now we are mature adults well atleast one of us is" Lady helped Nero back into the living room and sat him down on the rolling armchair she turned around and saw Vergil trying to slowly snap Dante's neck, she walked over to them
"Vergil put him down" He turned and looked down at the raven haired woman
"Please" She softened her eyes and he raised his brow, she sighed and whispered something in his ear he smirked and dropped his sibling automatically Dante rubbed his neck gasped for air on the floor
"HA" Nero laughed the weak panting Dante
Nero stopped and looked out the window they all turned around at the sound of a screaming Trish, Vergil rolled his iced blue eyes and walked over and opened the door
"WHAT HAPPENED?" he yelled from the front door
"SOMEONE TRASHED TRISH'S CAR…AGAIN" Lucia rolled her eyes and yelled from the driveway
"Uh…oh" Dante and Nero said unison
I Hoped you liked this chapter im gonna try and make the chapters a little more shorter from now on so tell me what you think and how I can improve please review but ya don't haft to if ya don't wanna thanx and later.