Everythings cool…sorta by Safarilite
A/N: Im gonna try and make this chapter shorter so tell me what ya think please review but ya don't to if you don't want to thanx and later.
Disclaimer: I…OWN…NOTHING {but the story} if I did I wouldn't be one rich little word that's rhymes glitch but starts with a b.
Lady studied the younger guys body language while Lucia tried to calm down the hysterical crying Trish but she kept muttering thru her undying sobbing 'why me why not them' over her poor car it looked like her car was left in the center of a demolition derby
"IT'S JUST A CAR IT CAN BE REPLACED" Vergil ducked when Trish threw one of the side mirrors from her car at him
"YEA BUT YOU CANT YOU PRICKLY GOTH" Trish yelled back at him
"~He gasps~ well" Vergil said walking back inside
Lady sighed & sprinted outside to try and help Lucia get Trish inside the wrecked house, she was currently going on about when she finds the person who did this she's gonna slowly torture & brutally murder them, Dante heard all he needed to hear and was making a slow exit towards the backyard Vergil caught his movements and stopped him
"Why'd you do it?" the older twin sighed
"Why do you always assume Im behind the wreckage?" He put his infamous 'Im shocked' face
"Because you're always there when it's over" Vergil said bluntly
"Did it ever occur to you that maybe I tried to stop the badness" Dante tried to make a point
"Because you caused it" Nero mumbled under his breath
"Very good Nero" Vergil agreed crossing his arms Nero smiled and saluted the oldest son of Sparda with his middle and index fingers
"But I don't-it's not all-Ya never-you guys are the worst" Dante stomped over and sat on the nearly destroyed desk angrily mumbling under his breath
Lucia & Lady dragged Trish in against her will crying and kicking, she stopped her pity party when she saw the mess that was before her, both her and Lucia stood wide eyed mouth agape, Lady let go of the silent blonde and walked in the kitchen rubbing her temples, Lucia stared at the mess put in some thought then her eyes darted at Nero and Dante
"Him" Nero pointed at Dante; Dante threw a hard cover book at Nero who fell out the chair upon impact
"I freaking hate you" Nero said rubbing his forehead and Dante shrugged
"…Im hungry" The youngest twin said
"Me too be right back" Lucia said
"Where are you going?" Vergil asked
"In the kitchen to get a snack" Lucia said going towards the kitchen and Lady walked out the kitchen door glaring at Dante
"The ring of fire…again…really?" heterochromia eyes darted with anger
"Why am I the only one being interrogated here-"Dante argued in disbelief
"Because you started it dufus" Nero glared at Dante
"He attacked me and threw me through the BRICK…FREAKING…WALL did ya not see the giant hole" The young twin was pissed
"Wheres the fridge?...why is the fridge not in there?…why are you people just standing there?...WHERE THE HELL ARE MY FROZEN FUDGYBUNS?" Lucia was having a panic attack re-entering the living room
"Hey guys why is the fridge hanging off the-"Kyrie entered the house her words trailing off head roaming around the shattered house then over at the smiling Nero she looked at his almost fully healed injuries
"What happened?" she softly asked going over towards Nero, he pointed at Dante and the unruly demon threw another book at him and he ducked
"WEAK" but he failed to duck to lamp that was thrown at him Kyrie was going to help him up but Lucia held her by her arms
"FRIDGE…THE…IS IT…WHERE?" the red heads eyes gleaming with hope for her cold chocolate delicacies
"Hanging off a rope between the garaged and something in Trish's bedroom" she pointed in the direction which the chocoholic ran off leaving a trail of dust and drool behind
"What were you guys doing in my room?" Trish demanded putting her hands on her hips
"Trying to kill him" both simultaneously said and pointed at eachother then they both smirked her eyes widened when Dante mouthed 'you bad bad girl' then she blushed assuming Dante and Nero knew her dark secret a couple of minutes went by
"Um…what're we gonna do for dinner?" Lady asked breaking the embarrassing silence
"Well we got 4 girls & 1 kitchen so get ta cooking" Dante said Lady, Kyrie and Trish mouths were wide open from his shocking shovanistic words Vergil hit his pig of a brother on the back of the head
"DANTE MUST YOU BE SO SMALL MINDED!?" Vergil asked in shock he knew his little brother was a pig to some extent but never in this manner
"YEAH...besides the kitchen is burned up" Nero implied which earned him a smack from Kyrie she walked over towards the equally shocked Lady
"NO DUMB & ASS since the house is a complete land fill why don't we just go out to dinner?" Vergil sighed and suggested
"Yea" Kyrie bounced happily clapping her hands smiling very brightly
"Sure why not" Lady and Trish said
"Question?" Nero and Dante asked, Nero raised his hand
"What?" Vergil answered looking at the two
"Where are we going?" Dante asked
"Well where do you guys wanna go?" Vergil offered looking around the room Lucia walked back inside her green shirt, jeans and face covered in chocolate her hair the same but with some wrapper clippings in her long red locks
"Whats going on?" she asked everyone looked at her
"Dude ya look like you murdered Fudgie the whale" Nero said and Dante and Vergil laughed
"Shut it" Lucia glared at the 20year old
"Ohh how about a nice Italian restaurant" Kyrie suggested everyone pondered in their thoughts and agreed, Kyrie giggled in excitement and Nero thought it was very cute
"Okay why don't you girls go and get ready meet us down here when you're done" Vergil politely helped the women up the deformed stairs, he leaned over the banister & looked at the two guys
"Frick, Frat go get ready" He said and then retreated to his own room to ready himself, the pair rolled their eyes and proceeded to carefully head upstairs
"Move faster" Nero complained at Dante's sluggish pace
"Shut up" Dante retorted, Nero pushed him and Dante shoved him back
"Hands off the ass fudge packer!" Dante glared at Nero whose face was cringing
"Uhh im trying to move your lazy ass and if I was gay whichimnot I could do waay better than you" Nero returned the glare
"Im not lazy y- did you just imply that im not good enough for you?" Dante angrily asked Nero broke out laughing
"What im not attractive enough…You would be lucky to have this!" Nero was laughing so hard tears was streaming from his eyes
"I beg to…differ" Nero said through his laughing fest, Dante was in rage, not only being the son of Sparda but damnit he was the sexiest thing to ever come into existence he has it all his own Vanity took over and he punched Nero in the face and they began to fight again
They slammed eachother into the banister and wall it was death battle on the steps then Nero repaid Dante and kicked him in the nuts and Dante repeatedly rammed Nero's face into the banister Nero broke free and stopped
"WAIT did you here that?" Nero spoke, Dante continued to try and punch him
"No only your stupid ass" Dante stopped for sec and smirked
"Im serious" there was a chipping/squeaking sound Nero started to move to find out where the sound was coming from Dante's eyes widened
"DON'T move" He alerted the youngest slayer
"Why n-"he arched his foot forward and the stairs gave way and they both went crashing into the basement
"Oww" they both simultaneously moaned in pain
Ok so its longer than I thought it would be but anyway that's it I hoped ya liked it soo please review and tell me what ya think and how I can improve but ya don't haft to if ya don't want to thanx and later.