Everythings cool…sorta by Safarilite
A/N: Its been rough…its been bad my big bro almost broke my P3 so I had to kick his ass, now im grounded and it sucks but atleast my P3 is safe as for my brother well…he's one stupid f*ck please tell me what ya think of this and how I can improve please review but ya don't haft to if ya don't to.
Disclaimer: I…OWN…NOTHING {but the story} they've got my money so it's kinda like they already sued me.
Dante sat in the chair with his feet propped up on the desk inside the DMC shop throwing darts at the ceiling the jukebox was beginning to play Afterlife by Switch Foot, he ran out of darts and picked up a Rider magazine and started to scam thru the different types of majestic metal monsters
"I need a new bike" he sighed
He put the magazine down and checked the answering machine for any calls there was 3 missed calls he listened to them 1 was from the light company, another from a magazine subscription seller and the last was from a phone company
"I save them and they still charge me…ungratefully bastards" he put down the phone and rummaged thru the desk draws and got another hand full of darts and started throwing them at the ceiling again
Vergil & Nero suddenly bust through the door and crash through the wall they helped eachother out the hole and ran back outside swords in the air both yelling 'oh hell no' they were flung back inside 4 seconds later and they got up again & frustratedly ran back out Vergil yelling 'my nanabobo kicks my ass harder than that' Nero gave him a weird look but he continued forward outside yelling 'bring it b*tch' and once again they came crashing within 2 seconds
Nero crashed into the weapons closet and Vergil was hurled into the trash can he kicked his legs they were upside down Dante just looked on in confusion and excitement Vergil fell over still in the can
"This isn't over" he said while rolling,
He rolled into the TV stand and 67"inch fell on him the crunching sound of the can echo through the room and Dante gave an 'ooh' face
"Although its close…very close" he said dazed Dante was bouncing in his seat with excitement, Nero weakly staggered outta the closet he held the door with both hands he was swaying from side to side breathing heavily
"YOU (he points then motions his hand in a 'who gives a sh*t' way) ah f*ck it" he said then blackout falling face first
Dante looked at the young man all the swords that the team had were pierced in his back blood running off his long red coat, Dante whose mouth was open in awe & eyes were filled will excited stars couldn't take the waiting any longer he ran over to Nero with sonic speed flipping the desk over in the process and yanked Rebellion outta his back ran outside to see what evil, unholy fun thing awaited him
He ran outside and started swinging Rebellion with eye blinking speed, he threw Rebellion up in the air he caught it with his right hand
"Im game baby LETS ROCK" he stood there in his awesomeness but nothing attacked him
He raised his brow eyes roaming around the seemingly desolate yard he looked back inside Vergil was still in the trash can unconscious buried under the TV but his leg was twitching and Nero was face down in a puddle of blood bubbles were coming from the mouth area, he started to patrol the area to find this thing, he walked around the yard surveying the area he heard something ruffling in the bushed he slowly crept up and attacked with Rebellion full force he chopped up the bush nada
"Aw" he whined
He walked over to backyard he kept up his guard he looked around and heard something again and did a military style summersault and lunged for the danger but just ended up crashing into a bunch of patio chairs he felt fast wind breeze by him and he quickly got up with a chair around his neck, arm and on his leg
He started to swing his sword in his fighting stance but when he lifted his arm the chair hit him in the face sending him to rejoin the floor his legs flew in the air and the chair on his leg flew back with impeccable speed Vergil turned the corner breathing heavily and saw Dante on the floor he took two steps then the chair hit him and & him and the chair went flying back slamming into the garage door
"Owchies" he said in a high pitch then peeled off & a big dent was left
When Dante hit the floor his neck made a cracking sound due to the chair he couldn't believe this he was getting his ass handed to him and he hadn't even found the enemy yet, he got back up and removed the chair and threw it in frustration
He saw a figure breeze by him and followed it with equal speed he wasn't gonna let this thing get outta his sight he was very close on it when he was ready to pounce it changed direction and ran towards Dante passing through him the speed left him spinning in a circle, the green wind went pass him again and wrapped a hose around him and speed off, Dante's body was pulled to the floor his head hitting the hard ground and was dragged off screaming
Whatever this thing was it made a lot off sharp turns and slammed poor Dante into a lot of sharp, hard & mauling objects Dante got kind of sick from the speed and hurled there was a ring of puke circling the home the green thing had stopped dead in its tracks and jumped in the air and circled itself repeatedly and rapidly
Dante managed to untie his leg and fell onto the broken window glass on the ground he opened his eye and saw the green thing had vanished, Dante got up and was hella pissed off he screamed and yelled curses in frustration and started to fight the air he stopped and took a deep breath and closed his eyes then he reopened them
"F# ^*=-;?%CK" his eye twitched in anger
Dante heard the bushes ruffling again and quickly pounced like a cat and shredded the shrubs nothing again he saw the green blur go by him again and he shot the trashcan behind him with quickness and it flew in the air he saw something and carefully walked towards it
He looked closely and saw what looked like a small dog curled in ball quivering in fear Dante put his gun in the back of his pants between the belt he kneeled down to the small pup and petted it and the canine turned towards with big yellow eyes and sniffed his hand
"So it was you making all this trouble huh?" Dante spoke softly to the pup ruffling his head/ears and the pup barked excitedly and wagged his tail Dante examined the puppy it was a dark shade of green had bright yellow eyes and a star that had ten points carved in the fur on its back
"Well you an unusual pup arent'cha boy…girl…erm what are you anyway?" and as if the dog understood every word he lifted his leg and tinkle sprinkled on the can revealing he was male
"The world is your wizz station…inspiring" Dante chuckled and the dog jumped on him and started licking his face
"Whoa slowdown Fido" Dante laughed at the dogs friendly nature the dog was sniffing his face and then it started to hungrily snarl at Dante and it became more aggressive Dante saw the hunger in his eyes the dog started to bark ferociously and tried to bite his face off
Dante threw the dog down and ran for the safety of his perfect features and the dog was following behind him with heavy speed he pounced on him and bit his shoulder
"AHH F***CK" Dante cried in pain he grabbed the dog and peeled him off his shoulder and threw him on the ground patted his elbow and did an elbow drop on the demonic canine the dog mark glowed yellow and release a burst of energy
"HOOOOOOLLLLLYYY SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"Dante soared into the skies atmosphere
Lucia, Trish, Kyrie and Lady were watching a movie in the living room when they heard something scratching at the door their brows all raised and they shared a look Trish armed herself, got up and cautiously opened it to reveal a the soft eyed demon dog whimpering
"Aww" she softly said and pick up the cute canine she brought him in and Lucia, Kyrie and Lady gave a soft 'aww' they petted and smothered the pup in love
"Aren't you just you just the sweetest thing ever" Lucia baby talked petting his head
"Who's a cute little puppy" Lady baby talked the pup
"That's right you are" Kyrie said also babying the hound
The pup jumped out of Trish's hand and jumped onto the coffee table and barked playfully jumping up & down, he started to 'playfully' snarl at them
"Aww" they said in unison
Hey that's it the next part will be up…well I don't know when I was {AM} grounded because me and my ass of brother fought he almost broke my P3 by 'accident' and I got back at him and almost his 360 anyway my mom took my laptop and I just got it back kinda like a parole agreement anyway tell me what ya think and how I can improve please review but ya don't haft if ya don't wanna