Everythings cool…sorta by Safarilite
A/N: Im super elated I went to the interview at the new school I was trying to get in and I did school is gonna be so super special awesome {Yugioh abridged reference} this year and I hope you like this chapter tell me what ya think and how I can improve please review but ya don't haft to if you don't want to.
Disclaimer: I…OWN…NOTHING {but the story} ~Sigh~ Yep just the f*cking story.
Vergil slowly awoke; his vision was blurred alittle as he rubbed his eyes and stood up. He looked around at the puke filled yard and furrowed his brow, then remembered the vicious beast that attacked Nero and him and began to wonder were Dante was. The last he saw of him it looked like he was murdered by the patio furnishings.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" Vergil looked up and saw Dante falling like a meteorite his body was in a bubble of fire he slammed through the top of the garage with a clamorous crash.
Vergil opened the garage door to see a pissed off Dante hanging and rotating by his pants on the ceiling lamp taking deep uneven breaths.
"What happened?" Vergil had a weird look on his face
"Damn beast" Dante murmured
Vergil took his Katana and cut his little brothers belt and Dante landed on his feet and held his bloody shoulder; by the looks of his cuts, scraps, bruises, leaking blood and his angered expression Vergil could already tell he had an encounter with the demon himself.
Dante limped right pass him mumbling something about neutering. He walked out the garaged and suddenly stopped Vergil looked at him, not turning towards him Dante held up his hand motioning for Vergil to come next to him. Vergil walked to his side and Dante grip his big bro's shoulder for balance.
"Are we gonna die?" Dante asked his brother while they were limping back to the shop
"No" Vergil answered
"Awes-"
"But we will suffer bad lacerations, broken bones, severe damage to the internal organs, critical blood lose. Basically after today every move we make will fell like 9 million repeated deaths for a while" Vergil was straightforward
"-shit"
They stepped in something wet when they re-entered the shop looking down they saw blood covering the entire floor. Looking up Nero was still unconscious; they quickly ran to him and got the swords (597) outta his back; picked him up and sat him in the chair. He kept falling forward so Vergil moved the overturned now returned desk in front of him.
They tried to wake him but he was out both guys shared a look fearing he was really 'out' they shook him rapidly, Screamed in his ear, hit/kicked him a couple times. Dante even screamed 'NUTSHOT' but nothing happened their fears had been confirmed Dante patted the lifeless 20year olds back for 2 milliseconds then shrugged and walked over to the shelf and got a brown box and started looking for a red bow, Vergil looked at Nero and narrowed his eyes.
"What?" he raised his brow
Vergil walked over to the metallic haired gent, lifted him up by his collar and put his hand on his chin to keep his head up. Vergil then rubbed his hands together and then slapped the piss outta Nero {Not really caused thatta just be f*cked up on so many levels} with the back of his hand Nero's eyes flew open he rubbed his cheek and looked at Vergil.
"Didyoujust ~he looks at his hand then back at Vergil~ you bitch slapped me" Nero said in shock
"I saved you" Vergil explained
"Ya slapped the sh*t outta me!" Nero said quickly in anger/shock
"You were unconscious you could've went into a coma" Vergil calmly said
"So to keep from falling into a coma you slap me like a freaking pimp!" Nero said rubbing his reddened cheek
Dante walked back over towards them looking down at the burial items.
"Alright Vergil the hole is ready, I'm gonna need you to ~he looks up~ NERO ~he throws the items behind him~ you're alive?" Dante questioned with a smile but Nero sent a death glared at him
They all looked up when they heard a thud, they all shared a look then they sprang into action when they heard the girls screaming. They came upstairs to see the women standing on the sofa throwing random items, shooting and launching missiles at the now humongous yellow glowing hell hound that was foaming at the mouth.
"What kind of bullsh*t is this?" Vergil asked, Dante's eye started to twitch again he pulled out Ebony & Ivory and started walking towards the big beast
"EH CLIFFORD WE GOT SOME UNFISHED BUSINESS!" Dante ran up to the giant pulling the trigger bullets flying nonstop he jumped & drew Rebellion diving straight for the carnivore canine and it slapped him, the force sent him to the second floor he got up and ran to his room.
Nero & Vergil drew their swords and attacked the creature with impeccable speed and force. Vergil vertically slashed the demon while Nero drove his sword into the ferocious thing it glowed, howled and exploded sending blood and demon juice everywhere covering everyone.
"Ewww" The girls said in unison out of disgust shaking and wiping the blood off. Vergil and Nero was breathing heavily they looked at the four legs that stood there but there was no body.
"Trying to terrorize us on our turf…ah bitch please" Nero kicked one of the legs
Then he and Vergil walked over to the women on the sofa, making sure they were all okay in the mist of their safe search Lucia noticed that the legs started to aluminate again. She pointed to the scene they turned around and the dog re-appeared only it was 14times bigger than before and it was covered in the skin like stuff that is on the infected tanks and choppers. everyone looked up at the dog that broke through their ceiling yellow eyes piercing down at them fire coming from its snout, sharp claws ripping into the floor, they all had on a 'AHH F*%#' face
"Okay I'll be the one to say it we're screwed" Kyrie said
Everyone look at eachother then their eyes roamed to the demon then back at eachother they broke for the kitchen as fast as they could, Dante came back downstairs fully armed he stopped dead in his tracks and looked at the gigantic beast raising his brow.
"I didn't realize I AM's started adding miracle growth"
The fury fiend tried attacking Dante with all his power, Dante dodge them, he ran on the wall and threw a ball on the ground and it set off a very bright flame like light temporally blinding the dog, Dante kicked the kitchen door and came in he took of the his dark shades.
"I got a great Idea" he had a whimsical smile on whilst holding 3 little grenade like things in his hand everyone furrowed their brow and looked at him
"What is that?" Lady asked pointing at the items
"This my dear is an A.A.E." Dante said with joy wiping a fake tear for emphasis
"A.A.E.?" Trish questioned
"Yes the Awesome… (he lifts them up) Ass… (he lifts them alittle higher) EXPLODA (he holds them up in a 'THIS…IS…SPARTA' way)" Dante was so freaking happy
"How powerful are those things?" Lucia asked in a worried tone
"Very, this baby is guaranteed to do devastating damage" Dante said tossing 1 each to Nero & Vergil
"This is a very unique looking explosive" Vergil said examining the grenade
"It's awesome where'd you get it?" Nero said looking at it as well
"I made it" everyone backed up, Vergil and Nero dropped it at those words
"You…made that?" Trish asked slowly
"That's right" Dante nodded
"Bye" Trish left out and got in her car and you could hear the rubber burn on the pavement as she sped off the property
"Dude there is no way in hell im gonna use that thing!" Nero said
"I thought we were on the same grounds" Vergil said
"We are" Dante answered
"Then why would you try to commit euthanasia on me and Nero!?" Vergil and Nero wouldn't use that bomb to save their life
"C'mon you guys are being total wusses all ya gotta do is pull this silver key and throw it, it doesn't activate until you throw it" Dante explained Vergil & Nero reluctantly picked up the grenade and Dante began to explain the plan to get rid of this damn demon dog for good
"So once I give the signal pull, throw & run" Dante explained
"This better work" Vergil sighed, Then Dante turned towards Lucia, Kyrie and Lady
"For safety from the explosion you should go down into the shop and don't come out until one of us goes down there and give you the ok" Dante explained to them
They all nodded Kyrie immediately ran to Nero giving him a hug and they shared a long kiss, Lady and Vergil shared a passionate kiss. Dante walked over to Lucia and tried to kiss her and she thumped him in the back of his head he rolled his eyes and smirked.
"Perfectly sweet lips and no action you're such a tease" he whispered seductively in her ear she looked down blushing, they descended down the stairs and all 3 guys headed for the door Dante stopped them before he opened it
"Guys as soon as you throw this you better run because this little thing has enough power to blow the cheeks clean off your ass, I don't care if you drop it LEAVE IT and run for you f*cking life" Dante explained and they nodded
They burst through the door with full force continuously attacking the demon, and the demon continuously attacked them the battle was fierce but the ending was soon. All three dudes threw their swords Red Queen pierced in the belly of the beast, Yamato pierced in its eye and Rebellion pierced in its foot the demonic canine shrieked in pain.
"BLOW ME!" Dante yelled
All three threw the explosives in the shrieking demons mouth it went down the throat, he started to holler from the pain in his stomach which was lighting up like fireworks.
It hollered in pain and finally the first grenade went off causing the other two to detonate, the demonic pup blew up blood once again went flying covering everything in demon juices. Dante, Nero and Vergil was covered in crimson, they picked up their swords and shook the blood off and went to go tell the girls that the demon was eradicated.
~Meanwhile at the Fortuna hades cathedral~
Arkham walked down the hall holding his special book, he stopped at a wall and lifted up a gargoyle head and the wall moved to the side revealing a secret passageway to a science lab.
He walked up to a giant titantron, looking at it and saw Vergil, Nero and Dante covered in blood with swords victoriously in hand he furrowed his brow and saw pieces of the demon dog lying everywhere.
"SON OF SH*T HOW THE F*CK DID THIS HAPPENED!?" he sent his most powerful demonic canine specimen in 1 piece and they blew it the f*ck up Arius walked over to his side wearing a pair of 3D glasses
"I saw the whole thing…sh*t was crazy" Arkham sighed and walked over to another door, this one had a keypad he entered a code and walked down a dark hall which lead to a room with a weird chamber like pod in the center of the room.
"The final details are c-c-c-complete the ceremony is ready to b-be-begin" Angus said typing a bunch of buttons then stopping, Arkham's disfigured face had a sinister smile on it he stood on a balcony above the chamber-pod.
"Now the time of redemption & deflection is upon us, the years that were deprived from humanity and concealed from world beyond in the depths of hell. The evil that helps the order of the cosmos untamed by the demons within our hearts, the powers of Sparda that is concealed within the Temi-ni-gru. Let it fuel and combine with the compounds of the sins of mankind to resurrect the emperor of darkness, ~the chamber starts to aluminate and be surrounded by blue, red and purple electricity with every word as Arkham elevates his voice~ Arise from your bondage for the one who sealed you is no longer. Come back to the throne of injustice…MUNDUS" the chamber exploded and the lights went out leaving only a single red light to illuminate the darkness
"The shadows has been reborn...the world is mine! ~he begins to laugh but a thought pops in his head~ wait is Sparda still alive?" Mundus asks
"He is long gone my emperor" Arkham responded
"The world is MINE!" he laughs
"Don't be too happy before he left he Planted a seed if you know what I'm saying" Arius rained all over Mundus's parade
"SH*T! Well still one puny child is no matter for me" Mundus began to laugh again
"Actually…he had twin sons" Angus added
"F*CK YOU SPARDA" Mundus yelled in frustration
"F*ck ya too b*tch" A voice coolly said
"Sparda?" Mundus eyes widened when he asked
"Who else peewee" Sparda said in the same cool voice
"Why did you HAVE TWINS!?" an enraged Mundus asked
"I don't haft to tell you that…I don't haft to tell you sh*t" Sparda said in a bored voice
"You better tell me why there are two little BASTARD RUNNING AROUND on MY WORLD"
"My kids aren't bastards, yaknow what you just reminded me why I sealed you in the first place ya talk to damn much" Sparda said yawning
"I talk too much!" Mundus elevated his voice
"Yes you do, im sleepy so later" Sparda's voice disappeared
"Hey im not done with you…Sparda…SPARDA" Mundus roared and all he got in return was an ice blue thunderbolt that electrocuted the hell outta him
~In the meantime at a gas station mini mart on the out skirts of Fortuna~
Trish was filling her car up when a dark shade covered the station she looked up and saw the demon dogs head. She jumped outta the way but the enormous appendage landed on her car, crushing it forcefully. Her eyes widened and filled tears of anger
"F*%# ^$/! ^*#^CK"
Okay so that was um wow that was long im still super happy that I got into the school and the first day is gonna be a half-day frekkin awesome going to the mall tomorrow for school shopping and I still can't believe Triple h retired Monday but anyway tell me what ya think and how I can improve and please review but you don't haft to if ya don't wanna.