A/N: Hope ya like this chapter im sorry if the last chapter is kinda fuzzy of what happened (and if you kinda got an idea of what happened than you know where im gunna take it) so this chapter will be clearer enjoy. Please review but ya don't haft to if ya don't want to.
Disclaimer: I…OWN…NOTHING {But the story} how many times do I haft to write this? It's like they love hearing that im poor.
Dante, Eva and Sparda were walking along the void place talking and such but, to Dante's dismay every time he asked what the hell is it that he did they would not respond, and Dante being the impatient, impulsive, psychotic guy that he is couldn't wait any longer
"So it was finally noon when the squirrel returned" Sparda continued his story "I realized to never leave me nuts out on full display or they'll get snatched out of plain site" he finished his tale
"I told you to cover them when you went to sleep on the hammock" Eva said shaking her head
"Well how was I supposed to know that there would be a legion of squirrels waiting for me to set down my pistachios?" Sparda asked his wife who just face palmed
"HEY" Dante outburst causing Sparda and Eva to look at him "Tell me what I did!?" he asked not taking the suspense anymore
"We can't" Eva gave a sorrowful sigh
"Why?" Dante asked
"Because some lesson are best learned with a swift ass kicking" Sparda spoke putting his hand on Dante's shoulder who put his head down and sighed
"Well whatever it is'll haft to wait because im'a stay unconscious for as long as I can" the second generation demon stated
"Oo" Eva and Sparda said in unison squinting their eyes; Dante gave a questionable look
"Why Oo?" he fearingly asked
"It's time for you to go back" Eva sadly said
"What no" Dante defended quickly
"Yep look" Sparda showed his son his wristwatch that blinked 'Get rid of him'
Dante looked at the clock then at his dad, gave a sigh then ran like his feet were on fire, Sparda chuckled and ran after Dante with his quick demon speed catching and tackling him immediately. Dante tried to get out of his father's grasp but it was difficult Sparda put a purple force around Dante binding him against his will
"Dad" Dante uttered frustratedly squirming
"Sorry Donz" Sparda said a golf club appearing in his hand, Dante's eyes nearly popped outta his head
"NOnononono~Sparda swinged and Dante went flying~oooooooooooooo" and with that Dante disappeared team rocket style
"See ya soon" Sparda waved at the twinkly star
Sparda saw that Eva had a look of sadness on her face; he hugged her tightly giving her a soft smile
"They're not gunna get hurt too bad are they?" Eva asked her husband
"No of course not" Sparda answered placing a soft kiss on her forehead
"Okay" Eva gave a relieved sigh
"Im just kidding their gunna beat eachother like a cheap rug" Sparda truthfully said chuckling, Eva glared at him
"What?" Sparda innocently shrugged
Dante squirmed alittle as he felt the snowflakes come down on his face, he wiggled alittle more before waking and when he did his head felt like someone was slamming it against soda machine repeatedly, the light from the day didn't help his headache either, putting his hands over his eyes, he felt something squirming beside him, turning over he saw Nero awaking, Nero gave a quick 'ahh' in pain from the pounding his head and just like Dante he was hating the light of day right now too. They looked around at the giant messy, puke filled roof, cringing their faces at the smell; both demons had trouble standing, so they hanged onto the chimney for balance
"What the hell happened? How did we get up here?" Nero asked then puked in the chimney, he laid his head down on the bricks 'cause he was too ill to move
"Uhh man not so loud!" Dante began "and I don't know but let's get outta this light, feels like someone is bitch slapping my brain" Dante uttered, softly squeezing his forehead
Nero was so sick when he began to move; he fell down the chimney and landed into Vergil's study, Dante looked at a crippled nearly unconscious Nero and rolled his eyes
"Unbalanced jackass" Dante said turning around and he slipped on a piece of ice and fell down the chimney landing on Nero; both guys moaned in pain
"~he groans~ Must you dolts be uproarious this early" Vergil's faintly muffled voice hissed
They both slowly looked up and saw Vergil's head down on his desk, one hand weakly holding up an icepack to his head. The curtains to the windows were closed making the room dim, only being lit by one lamp, Dante sluggishly picked himself up and walked over to Vergil, took his icepack and sat in the sofa-chair putting legs on the footrest, applying the ice to his head, Nero crawled to the couch and pulled himself up to lay on it facedown. Vergil would've snatched the ice back but he decided to let it go, he got another icepack from the mini-fridge/freezer in the corner, and threw one to Nero who caught it with one hand
"Does anyone remember what happened last night?" Vergil asked sitting back down
"Not really" Dante answered
"mm-m" Nero answered not lifting his head up from the cushion
"Do you?" Dante asked his brother
"I wish, all I can remember is us driving in my car after that, everything is a nebulous recollection" Vergil spoke
All 3 enjoyed the dimmed silence of the room and coolness of the ice, Vergil even thought this was perhaps the quietest he's ever seen Nero or Dante in his life let alone together.
"OH…MY…F'N…CRAP ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" Lucia roared from the living room
The three heroes' groaned at the loudness and the now worse pounding in their heads, after a few minutes Vergil got up and decided to check it out, he told Dante and Nero to come along, Dante sluggishly shooed Vergil away with his hand and Nero began to move but, fell of the couch, Vergil helped him up and put Nero's human arm on his shoulder, so he would help him walk
"Bless you ~he pukes~ sorry" Nero drowsily said
"Come along brother" Vergil said to his sibling
"I'll be there in a minute" Dante sleepily said
Dante was about to fall asleep when Vergil yanked him out the chair by the back of his collar, flipping the chair back in the process, helping Nero walk and dragging Dante by his collar at the same time, Vergil's head was pounding like a mofo, and Dante's continuous protest and struggle to get free didn't help, Vergil tugged him until he was tired of Dante's voice and let go, Dante's head slammed against the floor and, even though it had carpeting on it, it still hurt like hell in mix with the throbbing of his skull, Dante used the nearby hall table to pick himself up and he dragged himself alongside a half-awake Nero.
"Ga Vergil why did you let go?" Dante hissed
"I thought that's what you wanted brother" Vergil retorted
"Always gotta take everything literally dont'cha smartass?" Dante glared at Vergil
When they were almost to the stairs, Lady popped out of a bedroom door
"Come" she whispered innocently in his ear as she pulled Vergil into the room
With Vergil gone Nero couldn't stand on his own, he tried to grab onto Dante but the winter haired hero stepped back and watched him fall, Nero fell face first on the carpet with a high pitched 'mm' whimper
"I need help" Nero told Dante
"In more ways than you can imagine" Dante added, leaning against the wall
"Im serious" Nero said
"Ok-ok but only because you look so damn pitiful" Dante said, then he grabbed Nero's foot and dragged him down the hall when they reached the stairs, both of them saw the stalemate
"I got an idea, lift me up and I can glide down the banis-"Dante kicked Nero down mid-sentence, then walked down
"Ah...ahhaha oww" Nero moaned from the bottom of the staircase
"Ahh shut up ya pansy" Dante said rolling his eyes
Lady gently pushed Vergil on the door
"Explain…now" Lady said putting one hand on her hip and poked his chest with the other one
"What do you mean?" Vergil asked
"What I mean is why did you wake me at 4 a.m., so drunk that you couldn't turn off a light switch?" Lady asked poking his chest again
"Wait ~he stops her poking~ I was inebriated last night?" Vergil asked
"Oh yea" Lady laughed alittle "Buuut it wasn't all bad" she said running her hands up his chest
"How so?" Vergil asked picking up her flirtatious vibe
"Well after you fell off the roof, barfed on the front steps and sung a 'somebody call my momma' duet with the fridge, you came in here, jumped on the bed causing me to fall off by the way and asked me if I wanted to play a game" Lady recalled the events wrapping her arms around his neck
"My deepest apologies about that ~he glides his hands slowly down her figure and wraps his arms around her waist~ what was the name off the game?" Vergil asked in more seductive tone
"I don't know you slurred through the title, but we both won" Lady answered in an equally seductive tone
"Remind me that we must play that game again" Vergil spoke
"Absolutely" Lady said as Vergil leaned in for a kiss
"HOLY SH*T!" Nero and Dante yelled from the lounge-room and added an 'OW!' from the pain, Vergil held his head from the pain; Lady stood on her tip toes and kissed his forehead
"Yea that hangover I'll do it to ya" Lady said with a sympathetic smile, Vergil smiled as well and wrapped his arm around her waist and she laid her head on his shoulder
"Let's go see what all the mess is about" Vergil spoke
They exited the room, walked down the hall and down the stairs, entering the living-room Lady's eyes were wide and mouth was equally wide open at the scene, Vergil was literally speechless, for the scene infront of them was Vergil's precious, specially made, EXPENSIVE car halfway in the house, stuck in wall with bricks, dust and wood and a wrecked decorated Christmas tree ontop of it, the windshield had a giant burn hole in it and the leather interior inside drowned under foam. Lady turned to her lover who just stared at his car
"Vergil?" Lady said slowly
"Verge?" Dante cautiously said hoping to atleast snap him out of it
"V you okay?" Nero asked in a careful tone
Vergil stood silent, breath uneven, Lady waved her hands infront of him, snapped her fingers and even tried a deep kiss but, he wouldn't budge, Credo was silently counting down in his head, everyone waited for him to do something, anything
"Vergil, baby, say something" Lady pleaded
Vergil's breaths were still uneven, '3…2…2 ½…2 ¾…2 & 7 naked chicks…~Sings~ 2 turtle doves…2 & 1 slaughtered Nero if he touches my little sister's no no zone…1' Credo counted
"Ah…ta…eh…ma…MY RIDE" Vergil said in a high pitched pissed off tone 'Ca'boom' Credo thought, Trish was just thankful it wasn't her car this time
Happy Christmas and Merry New Year! I hope you liked this chapter; the next shall be up shortly, I hope you enjoyed your holidays I did, and still am I don't haft to go back to school till next week {2 week vacay fuckin sweeeeeeeet} anyway tell me what ya think and how I can improve but ya don't haft to if ya don't want to.