Everyone was dusting off after the battle. "I can't believe he left!" Inuyasha shouted. "Calm down Inuyasha", Kagome said. "How can I, especially with the fact that some people here are to blame, like the 3 blind Musketeers", Inuyasha said angrily. "What!?" Toph shrieked angrily. "And don't forget the dumbass Cowboy and his fucked in the head British lackeys", Inuyasha said. "You better not be talking about me", Kevin said sinisterly. "And two idiots who can't get their goddamn aim right", Inuyasha said. "You fucking-ass-fucking-hole", Iceman said. "Inuyasha, leave them alone, they tried, you're too obnoxious", Shippo said. "You're not gonna take that from a pathetic little demon that cries over a little fucking scar are you?" Sasuke asked. "Stop arguing!" Kagome said. "You know what, fuck the 3 blind musketeers, fuck the cowboy and his lackeys, fuck the aimless morons and fuck Shippo", Inuyasha said. "That's it, I quit!" Kevin said. "Me too", Toph said. "And me", Spider-man said. All the others quit as well, even Shippo, and then started leaving. "Shippo you can't leave!" Kagome shouted. "Watch me", Shippo said. "Shippo get back here right now", Rin said. "No, I'll come back later", Shippo said. The 9 betrayed-felt people left. "Hitomi, are you all right?" Sota asked. "Sota, I'm sorry, but we're through, I can't live with this, I can't be connected to someone like you if all this is gonna happen", Hitomi said, and then ran off. "Damn, that ain't cool", Jim said. "Don't worry, there are other girls" Alyssa said. "She left you?" Serina asked. "Yeah don't rub it in", David said. "Good, now maybe I have a chance at her", Serina said. Everyone was shocked. "You are aware that she doesn't want to be involved with us, and that she's probably a heterosexual", David said. "I have the perfect solution, I quit", Serina said, and then ran off after Hitomi. "This shit is fuckin' weird", Jim said. "Now I have no girlfriend, no girl would want to be involved with this", Sota said. "Yeah, unless I can find you an orphan girl from the feudal era", Inuyasha said. "What are you talking about", Raiden asked. "Come on, I can go through the well, Shippo met a ton of orphan girls, we can find one", Inuyasha said. "Why do you need me?" Raiden asked. "Because you're human, and more trusted", Inuyasha said. So the 2 jumped in the well. "I hope she's pretty", Sota said.
Both Raiden and Inuyasha arrived in the Feudal Era. "Jesus Christ! That was one weird trip", Raiden said. "You get use to it", Inuyasha said. They climbed out the well. "Oh my God, an open field, haven't seen this since my war days as a kid", Raiden said. "You went to war as a kid?" Inuyasha asked. "I prefer not to talk about it", Raiden said. "Well, I know a nearby village, hop on my back, and we can get there faster", Inuyasha said. "Fine", Raiden said. He hopped on and Inuyasha jumped far. "Damn, how fuckin' far did you jump?" Raiden asked. "Pretty damn far", Inuyasha said. Eventually the two reached a village. "This is a village of an orphan girl, and Shippo's old friend and first love", Inuyasha said. "What if he falls in love with her?" Raiden asked. "He already has a girlfriend who would ring his neck if he cheated, besides he ain't here, and he isn't the cheating type", Inuyasha said. "Yeah, I guess so", Inuyasha said. "Now find her, and see if you can adopt her, only you can do it because you're an adult and you're human, they probably wouldn't let a teenage half-demon adopt a human girl, her name is Satsuki, she has black hair, pink kimono and a pony tail", Inuyasha said. Raiden nodded and went to the village master's house. The master saw him. "Hello sir, are you a traveler?" the master asked. "Yeah, I'm looking to adopt a child, a little girl, preferably one with black hair, between the age of 7-9", Raiden said. "Very specific, aren't you?" the master asked. "My wife wants the perfect child, I wish to honor this in her sickness", Raiden said. "What happened?" the master asked. "A powerful flu, she'll live, but I pray that she'll be healed soon", Raiden said. "There is this girl that I need to pass on before I go, Satsuki!" the master said. Raiden smiled. Satsuki came. "Satsuki, soon I may pass on, how would you like for this man to be your father", the master asked. Raiden gave a happy-go-lucky smile. "I don't know", Satsuki said. "Come on, I've always wanted a daughter, I guarantee you a good life", Raiden said. Inuyasha was watching from a distance. "Come on say yes you stupid little girl", Inuyasha said. "All right", Satsuki said. "She's all yours, can you promise to take care of her?" the master asked. "I promise so", Raiden said. Raiden took Satsuki by the hand and walked off waving good-bye. "Mister, where are you gonna take me?" Satsuki asked. "To a friend", Raiden said. "You did it", Inuyasha said, popping out of nowhere. Satsuki screamed. "Don't do that", Raiden said. "Fine, no need to bitch", Inuyasha said. "I remember you, you were with Shippo", Satsuki said. "Yeah, lets go see if he's there", Inuyasha said. The two hopped on his back and went to the well. Inuyasha jumped through with his passengers. Satsuki was scared of the trip. "You'll get used to it", Inuyasha said. "Uh-huh, sure", Raiden said sarcastically. "Shut up", Inuyasha said.
Inside, Nick is calling Paul on the cell. "Come on Paul, quit being a bitch and answer the goddamn phone", Nick said. There was no answer. "That fucking-ass-fucking-hole", Nick said. "What's all the commotion?" Inuyasha asked. "Those idiots won't answer the damn phone", Nick said. Satsuki came in. "Jesus-fucking-Christ, you found a girl", James said. "It's not nice to say that word", Satsuki said. "Don't lecture me tiny", James said, only to be smacked upside the head by Kagome. "Where's Sota?" Inuyasha asked. "I'll get him, yo Sota! Come down", David said. Sota came down. "What is it?" Sota asked. "There's someone for you to meet", David said. Satsuki stepped out. Sota stood there. "Let's leave these kids alone", Carlos said. Everyone except the kids left. "Hi, I'm Sota, I guess you're Satsuki", Sota said. "Yeah, I am", Satsuki said. "Wanna play my PS2?" Sota asked. "What's that?" Satsuki asked. "I'll show you", Sota said grabbing her hand and running upstairs. "That's done, now lets find our runaways", David said. "Yeah, come on", Kagome said. Everyone ran out to look for the pissed off runaways.
The search was on. The group searched all over town for the runaways. They were sucking at finding them. "Shit, where the hell are they?" Billy said. "I miss Shippo, I want him in my arms again", Rin said. "Don't worry, we'll find him", Jack said, putting his hand on Rin's shoulder. The runaways are actually near a pond, all 9 drinking beer. Paul and Maccer were laughing like Beavis and Butt-Head. "Those pricks, we don't need them", Kevin said, drunk. "Fuck yeah, to hell with them", Iceman said drunk. "Inuyasha is a fucking-ass-fucking-hole", Shippo said, drunk. "You said it, they're dickheads", Toph said, drunk. Naraku showed up. "Hello there", Naraku said. "What do you want, bitch", Maccer said, drunk. "Your assistance, together we can kill Inuyasha and his friends. "We don't need your charity", Woozie said, drunk. Naraku held out jewel shards. "Look, shiny", Naraku said. The drunks jumped at the shards. Naraku lodged the shards in the drunks, and had control. "Now to meet up with other Shikon jewel seekers", Naraku said.
Everyone took a rest at Capsule corp. "Damn, we can't find them", Lawrence said. "I wish grandpa was here", Pan said. "Goku was a helluva fighter, and can is a professional at finding unknown power levels", Yusuke said. "Relax everyone, you look tried" Bulma said. "They can't be missing forever", Chichi said. "They'll come back", Trunks said. The doorbell rang. "Doorbell", Krillin said. #18 went to answer the door. When she opened it, it turned out to be her twin brother, #17. "Oh my God, 17 what are you doing here, I thought you were dead", #18 said. "I was resurrected as a good person", #17 said. "Well what do you want?" #18 asked. "I have all the information you need about those 6 people", #17 said. "What is it?" Bourne asked. "Naraku recently gathered the 5 other villains, they're gonna divide the Shikon Jewel to 6 wishes; Mara wants to be able to control the Syphon Filter Virus and destroy Resolution, Orochimaru wants to be the ultimate Hokage, Naraku wants to be a full demon as Inuyasha already knows, Azula wants the fire Nation to rule all the nations and the world, Rando wants the power of all the greatest spiritual martial artists, and Bastion wants full power to kill all mutants", #17 said. "Damn, this isn't good", Teresa said. "To make matters worst, Naraku also recruited 9 people, the people you were looking for", #17 said. "Shit, I knew those idiots would get in trouble", Inuyasha said. "How did you know all this?" Raiden asked. "I overheard them at the Japan concert, where Snoop Dogg & Daddy Yankee are performing, also where Randy Orton was gonna give out free tickets for Raw and Smackdown, chances are they'll kill the people, and the celebrities", #17 said. "They can't interrupt the concert of Snoop Dogg and Daddy Yankee", Yusuke said. "We gotta save Randy Orton", Kagome said. "You said that like your in love with Randy", Inuyasha said. "Well, he is cute", Kagome said. "WHAT!" Inuyasha yelled. "Chill out Inuyasha, I know that Randy and I can never get married, though sometimes I wish I can", Kagome said. Inuyasha seemed shocked. "I have met Snoop Dogg once, during my time in LA", Nick said. "Come on, let's go, we gotta stop those evil people, besides I want to see Snoop Dogg and Daddy Yankee perform", Carlos said.
Everyone arrived at the concert. "So what songs are these guys performing?" Yusuke asked. "Snoop Dogg is gonna sing Pass it, Pass it,& Snoop D-O-Double G, Daddy Yankee is gonna sing La Gasolina, & Rompè both are gonna sing Gangsta Zone, and Mercy Drive will perform the song Burn In My Light to introduceRandy Orton for when he gives out his tickets", James said. "Do you think we can hear all 6 songs?" Naruto asked. "Maybe not, but maybe Tommy, Carl & Claude will be here", Gabe said. "The Kings?" Yusuke asked. "Yes Yusuke, the Kings", Gabe said. Everyone went to go inside. "Do you have tickets?" the female booth keeper asked. "Can we buy some now?" Yusuke asked. "We're sold out, if you don't have any tickets, you have to leave", the booth keeper said. "Allow me", Miroku said and advanced to the booth keeper. "Ma'am, if you let us in, I'll pick you to have my children", Miroku said. "I'm calling security", the booth keeper said. "Wait, wait, wait, we're with resolution, we need to get in, pardon this guy, he's an asshole, we'll take care of him", Gabe said, showing the girl his badge. "Fine, but keep him away from me", the booth keeper said. "Fine, will do", Gabe said. Everyone went inside yelling at Miroku. "You are a perverted son of a bitch", Bourne said. "No kidding, you almost fucked everything up", David said. "Fine, I'm sorry, it's hereditary", Miroku said. "You really suck as a monk if you do those tactics", Wolverine said.
Inside, Snoop Dogg was singing his first song. "What kind of music is this? It's terrible", Sango said. "Terrible, you must be one stupid bitch", Jim said. Everyone is agreeing. "How rude", Sango said. "Gee sorry, Stephanie Tanner", Jim said. "Hey don't compare her to a character on Full House, I love that show", Carlos said. "Well this guy ain't exactly John Cena, but good enough", Inuyasha said. "See Inuyasha is gangsta, why can't you be?" Carlos asked to Sango. "Burn in hell", Sango said. "Where the fuck is Tommy?" Teresa asked. "I don't know, he should be here, he likes Daddy Yankee", Gabe said. Snoop Dogg started his second song. "This music is annoying", Kagome said. "Who would you prefer?" Lian asked. "Michael Jackson", Kagome said. "Oh I love Michael Jackson, mostly the old one, but still he's legendary", Lian said. "Let's hurry up and find who we came to find", Sokka said. "Where's Naruto?" Sakura asked. "Over there, enjoying Snoop Dogg", Sasuke said. "We're wasting time here", Sakura said. "17, where did you se them?" Aang asked. "Over here, follow me", #17 said. They went to a door. "We're gonna break the door down", Gabe said. "That sounds like Chris Jericho", Sokka said. "Shut the hell up", Gabe said. So the door was broken down by the crusaders. It only had staff. "Who are you people?" a staff person asked. "I was wondering the same damn thing", Gabe said. Daddy Yankee began singing. "17, where are they?" Pan asked. They were here last time", #17 said. "What is that sound?" Fuu asked. "That's Daddy Yankee, singing Spanish", Gabe said. "This guy is Spanish?" Katara asked. "Yes, he's from Puerto Rico", Gabe said. "He's as bad as the other one", Sango said. "You saying something bad about Daddy Yankee bitch?" a man said. It was Tommy Vercetti. "Tommy, where the hell were you?" Gabe asked. "Here, listening to some damn good music", Tommy said. "Please", Sango said. "Shut up, or I'll shut you up", Tommy said. Carl & Claude came. "Don't fuck with Tommy Bitch", Carl said. Claude nodded his head. "Everyone shut up, we need to find our six enemies and our nine runaways", Gabe said. "They started it", Sango said. "I don't care who started it, I'll finish it", Gabe said. "Fine, chill out hombre", Tommy said. "Let's go", Gabe said.
Everyone continued the search, but was unsuccessful. Daddy Yankee started his second song. "Why doesn't he speak English, I do", Sango said. "That's how his song goes", Nick said. "I don't know what he's saying", Sango said. "Neither do I, I just enjoy the rhythm", Nick said. "Whatever", Sango said. Kohaku was looking on stage where the women were dancing. "These women are better dancers than the ones in the feudal era", he said. Suzuna showed up. "Kohaku, why are you staring at those women?" she asked. Kohaku sweated. "No reason", Kohaku said. "I'm the only woman you should be looking at", Suzuna said. "Yes, I know", Kohaku said. Carl ran into Snoop Dogg backstage. "Carl, how you doing, how's Mad Dogg?" Snoop Dogg asked. "He's fine, have you seen 6 of mysterious people?" Carl asked. "No I haven't", Snoop Dogg said. "How about 3 blind people, a guy in a cowboy hat, two British guys, a collage boy, a 18 year old kid and a little tiny kid that has a fox tail?" Carl asked. "I don't think so homie, sorry", Snoop Dogg said. "Don't worry about it", Carl said. "I gotta go, Daddy Yankee is finishing his song", Snoop Dogg said. "All right, see ya later", Carl said. Snoop Dogg went to sing his song with Daddy Yankee. "Dammit, we need to find these people, who knows what they're doing", Gabe said. "Why would they need those 9 idiots?" Inuyasha asked. "Knock it of, it's your and Sasuke's fault this shit happened", Gabe said. "Excuse me?" Sasuke said. "Both of you, including those friends of yours who did those DX crotch chops are all responsible", Gabe said. "Yeah, you suck", Tommy said. "Go to hell ya Scarface wannabe", Inuyasha said. "What!", Tommy said, holding out his gun. "Everyone, knock it off", Gabe said. "Hey, the movie sucked", Inuyasha said. "Don't disrespect the late, great Tony Montana", Tommy said. "Look, let's just find these idiots, kill these bastards and get on with our lives", Sasuke said. "Fine then, but no more of your fucking antics", Tommy said. Snoops Dogg and Daddy Yankee finished their song. "Ok everyone, you ready for WWE tickets?" Snoop Dogg asked. Everyone cheered. "Ok, here's our WWE superstar, Randy Orton", Daddy Yankee said. Mercy Drive showed on stage, and sang Randy to the stage. Randy showed up walking for a while, showing of for everyone, getting the girls to melt. "What a pretty boy", Inuyasha said sarcastically. Soon the song ended.
"Thanks Snoop Dogg, thanks Daddy Yankee, thanks Mercy Drive, now I need to know, who's ready for WWE tickets?" Randy asked. Everyone cheered. "Ok, now it's time to…" Randy was saying until the lights went out. People were confused. "Ok, very funny Undertaker, you can come out now, everyone is scared", Randy said. "Randy, Undertaker wasn't scheduled to be here", Snoop Dogg said. "Then what the hell is going on?" Randy asked. There was laughter. "Who's laughing? Whoever this is, this isn't funny!" Randy said. "Shut up ya pretty boy", the voice said. The lights came on, Orochimaru is standing behind Randy. "Randy, behind you", Snoop Dogg said. Randy turned around and got smacked away by Orochimaru. "You want some mothafucka?" Snoop Dogg asked. He got smacked too. "You going to hell pendejo", Daddy Yankee said. He got hit too. Mercy Drive got out of there. "Orochimaru", Kakashi said. "Kakashi, it's been a while", Orochimaru said. "Hey, where are they?" Gabe asked. "Where are who?" Orochimaru asked. "Don't play dumb, you know damn well who I'm talking about, our runaway friends", Gabe said. "Oh them, behind you", Orochimaru said. Gabe turned around and was kicked in the face by Kevin. Kakashi was then knocked out by Daredevil's rod. "Holy shit", Inuyasha said. He was then hit by Spider-man. "You fucking douche bag", Inuyasha said.
All nine runaways appeared ready to fight, and the crowd left. "Bring it on", Naruto said. Toph used earth bending to hit Naruto into the air, while Daredevil used his rod to shoot a rope and fling Naruto to the wall. Sasuke tried to sneak up on Toph, but was kicked by Spider-man. Lawrence and Teresa ran in to help, but were stopped after Maccer had speared them both simultaneously. Iceman started freezing the 3 celebrities at the concert. Kagome ran in to attack Iceman, but was taken out by Paul after a punch in the face. Sango tossed her boomerang and Iceman, but he froze it, then Sango. All the leaf village ninjas went to attack Spider-man, using some of their best jutsu on him, but to no avail. He knocked them all out with his lightning quick speed. Orochimaru was just laughing. Woozie was firing his Uzi around causing everyone to duck. Raiden and Inuyasha went to Kagome and tried waking her up. "If Kagome wakes up, she can see where the shards are on their bodies, and we can remove them", Inuyasha said. "Easier said than done, even if she sees them, how would we remove them?" Raiden asked. "You leave that to me", #17 said. He ran in and knocked out Woozie, Daredevil and Iceman. He tried to get Spiderman, but was hit by Toph's earth bending. Toph was then knocked out by a punch from Wolverine. Shippo was also trying to attack, but was too weak. Sakura was holding him in her arms as he tried to escape. "I'll handle the kid", Mugen said, he punched Shippo right in the face. Shippo started crying. "Mugen, look what you did!" Sakura screamed. Sakura started rocking Shippo, telling him to hush up. Kagome then woke up. "Shippo", she said sitting up. "I guess Shippo's crying made Kagome wake up, motherly instincts", Raiden said. "Then how come she tried to kill him?" Carlos asked. "Probably sister instincts", Raiden said. Paul & Maccer went running to Kagome and the others. They were taken out by Inuyasha and Sesshomaru. "Kagome, where are the shards?" Inuyasha asked. "In their backs", Inuyasha said. Inuyasha took the shards from Paul and Maccer's backs, using his claws. "The shards are on their backs, if you remove them you can free them from their control!" Carlos shouted. Sokka removed Toph's from her back using his metal boomerang, Gabe used his knife to remove the shards from Iceman, Daredevil & Woozie, Sakura used her kunai to remove Shippo's, making him cry more. "Go easy on him", Rin said. "What a crybaby", Mugen said. Kevin and Spider-man were right next to them when wolverine came, and used his claws to rip out the jewel shards. "That takes care of that", Wolverine said. "Better free these guys", Sasuke said, referring to the celebrities. He used his fireball jutsu to free them, and Sango. "What the fucking hell", Randy said.
"Very good, prepare to die", Orochimaru said. He ran in and attacked Sasuke. "Hey asshole", Inuyasha said and tossed a bunch of kunai at Orochimaru. He missed. "Goddammit", Inuyasha said. Orochimaru karate chopped Inuyasha on the head. "Idiot bastard, I'm a legendary ninja", Orochimaru said. When he turned around, he received an RKO from Randy Orton. "Well I'm the Legend Killer", Randy said. Orochimaru got up and struck Randy across the hall. Cyclops and Wolverine ran in to punch him. Orochimaru managed to block every punch from each guy and strike them both. Bourne shot at Orochimaru but missed. Shadow bit him, but was tossed. Eventually, Yusuke from behind, punched Orochimaru. Orochimaru punched Yusuke away. James tried shooting Orochimaru, though he kept missing. "No one can kill me, all of you are better off giving up the jewel, you can't win", Orochimaru said. Then a kunai hit his back. It was Kakashi, he woke up. "Kakashi, you bastard", Orochimaru said. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura all tossed their own Kunai at him, a bunch of them. Kakashi finished him with a kunai to the head. Orochimaru was dead. "We did it, we killed Orochimaru, believe it!" Naruto said. "Well that's one enemy down", Inuyasha said. The possessed people woke up. "What happened?" Kevin asked. "You were possessed by Naraku, and you crashed a Daddy Yankee/Snoop Dogg concert", James said. Shippo was in the arms of Rin, he stopped crying. "Rin, is that you?" Shippo said. "Oh Shippo, I'm glad you're all right", Rin said, and then punched him on the head. "Ow, what the hell was that?" Shippo asked, and got hit again. "Don't ever run from me again, you really scared me", Rin said, a little teary. "I'm sorry, but that was kinda harsh", Shippo said. "Sorry honey", Rin said. She kissed his lips. "Ew, gross", Naruto said. "Tell me about it", Yusuke said. "Oh shut up, its love, something you guys may never experience", James said. Everyone stared at him. "Back off or I'll kick your asses", James said. "Hey what's happening here?" Daddy Yankee asked. "Sorry, there was a little problem here, don't worry, we can handle it", Kagome said. "Damn, you fucked this nigga up", Snoop Dogg said, referring to the bloody Orochimaru. "That's good to hear, I think", Kakashi said. "Let's head back to Kagome's house", Yusuke said. "Didn't we leave Sota and that girl over there alone?" David asked. "My mom is there", Kagome said. "No, she left this morning", Inuyasha said. "Oh dear God", Kagome said.
Everyone arrived in Kagome's house. "Sota! Satsuki!" Kagome shouted. No answer. "Where are they?" Yusuke asked. Then Satsuki ran out of the bathroom. "Hot, the water is hot", Satsuki said. "I can make it cooler", Sota said. They were both naked. "Sota what the hell are you doing!?" Kagome asked. "Showing her what a bath is", Sota said. "Put some clothes on!" Kagome said. Sota and Satsuki went to their room. "Ew, that's nasty", Kiba said. "This can not get weirder", Yusuke said. Then Rando busted in. "Damn my big mouth", Yusuke said. "Prepare to die assholes", Rando said. He ran in, punching as many people as he can. "We need to head outside; it's hard to fight in…" Raiden was saying until he was punched. "Hey…" Inuyasha was saying until he got punched. Kurama used his rose whip to wrap around Rando's arms and whip him outside. "He's outside", Kurama said. "What's going on down there?" Sota asked. "Nothing, stay in your room, we'll kick this guy's ass", David said. "Shippo, Rin, both of you go upstairs", Kevin said. "Ok, come on Rin", Shippo said, grabbing Rin's hands. Rando was outside and facing Shikamaru. "You want some kid?" Rando asked. "No, do you?" Shikamaru asked. Then he used a jutsu to control Rando's movements by standing on his shadow. "What the hell?" Rando said. "Guys, take it away", Shikamaru said. Inuyasha, #17, Yusuke and Naruto saw this. "Time to die bitch", #17 said. The four started punching Rando. Rando was bleeding. "Give me a shot", Kevin said, and started kicking and elbowing Rando's face. David came with a pocket knife and stabbed Rando in the stomach. Bourne came and hit him with a metal pipe. Soon Shikamaru's jutsu wore off. A pissed off Rando punched the hell out of the guys who attacked him. Spider-man webbed him, and flung him from wall to wall. Rando countered with a spirit gun and hit Spider-man. "Yusuke, isn't that your attack?" Kagome asked. "Yeah, we share the same move, though I can do a shotgun, I need a distraction", Yusuke said. "Leave that to me", Shino said. Rando was in combat with Daredevil. "Hey Rando, over here, I have something for you", Shino said. Rando kicked away Daredevil and turned, to see a shit load of bugs. "What is this?" Rando asked. All the bugs started crawling on Rando. "What's gong on?" Rando asked. "These bugs suck out your chakra, or in this case, your spirit energy, and leave you vulnerable", Shino said. "Ew, that's creepy", Kagome said. "Not the distraction I had in mind, but what the hell", Yusuke said, and hit Rando with his shotgun attack. Rando was hit with all the bits of spirit energy. He was dead. "Thanks for the distraction kid", Yusuke said. "Whatever, as long as that bastard is dead", Shino said, walking away. "Looks like we make a helluva team", Kevin said. "Despite some of your screw-ups", Inuyasha said. "Inuyasha, don't even start, remember last time", Kagome said. "Whatever", Inuyasha said.