Malak spilled the beer and Worker 8 mopped it up. Is that it? Oh, and a dragon broke in, did the tango, and got poached by Byblos.
"It's weird watching dragons do the tango.." Valerie says.
A Knight walks in carrying an Aegis Shield.
"I am immune to magic!!" the Knight shouts.
"Not summon magic!" Valerie exclaims. "King of flames, bear down upon the enemy! Ifrit!"
Ifrit sends the Knight flying outside into a compost heap. Blake picks up the Aegis Shield and sells it.
"Why'd you blow that Knight away?" Agrias asks.
"It's boring without Lavian and May on a sugar rush..." Valerie says.
"...that Knight was not immune to magic. The Battle Dictionary says that an Aegis Shield only helps ward off magic, not completely block it. Unless you Defend..." Eva explains.
Elidibs walks in.
"You... you defeated me!! Now I shall have my revenge!!" he roars. "One unaware of their true self ... they pity themselves!"
Malak is turned into a poisoned frog.
"Dammit, should've kept that 108 Gems..." he says.
"Rays in the dark sky, let's see your dignity! Midgar Swarm!" Elidibs roars.
A huge snake flies around, smashing stuff. It then disappears.
"No! All our hard work!!" Valerie shouts.
""Gusting winds, hear what I say! Tornado!" someone chants.
A tornado whips through, taking Elidibs with it.
"Huh? What? Who did that?" Valerie asks.
"It is I, Hashmalum! Now you die!" the demon roars.
"No! Not again!!" Lana (Ninja) exclaims.
Lana throws a Chaos Blade, knocking Hashmalum over. May wakes up..
"What's going on... ?" she asks sleepily. "What!? Hashmalum's back!?"
May pumps Hashmalum full of arrows.
"I hate you.." Hashmalum says, then blows up.
"Ew..." May says.
Lavian comes running out.
"Aw, I missed the battle? Aw, poopie! I wanted to fight too!! Burning anger rising...Burst! Wave Fist!" she exclaims.
The Wave Fist just happens to hit Malak, sending him flying into the compost heap next to the Knight.
"Well, let's get to work. Orlandu wants us to help at the coffee shop at Valkyries." Valerie says.
Continued...