This is going to be a bit different from now on, I'm going to use the re-translated names from War of the Lions, such as Orlandeau, Rapha, Marach... so try not to be confused... oh well, we all know Marach's the only one who can be confused!! 'Cause he sucks! He still sucks!!
"Shut up! I don't suck!" Marach yells.
"Get lost! Northswain's Strike!" Agrias exclaims.
Marach gets sent flying into the chocobo stables!
"Hey, did you know that someone renamed this place 'Midlight's Deep'?" Rapha asks.
"Yeah... weird..." Eva says.
"Yeah, and Eva's a Mystic now, Melanie's an Orator, and I'm a Dragoon." Striker adds.
"...one step forward and two steps back..." Marach says.
"He's been listening to 'K-Rose' again. That Carl guy hooked it up." Agrias says.
Orlandeau runs in chasing a Gobbledygook.
"Vile fiend! Divine Rruination!!" Orlandeau yells.
The fiend is defeated. Orlandeau picks something up.
"It had stolen the key to the Midlight's Treasury! That's where Ramza keeps all that stuff we found on our first trip through here!" he explains.
"Look what I can do! Sanguine Sword!" Meliadoul exclaims as a bright red beam shoots up from the ground.
"Cool!! Oh, and I'm no Orator! I'm an Archer! With the Perseus Bow!! And I wanna be a Sky Pirate! Like Balthier!!! YAY!!" Melanie exclaims.
"Geez, lay off the Midlight's Cake!" Drake says.
"Hey, when'd you get here? You're the one who taught Meliadoul the Darkness abilities." Blake the Monk says.
"It looks like Lana's retired. She's been replaced by another Ninja named Kendra." Marach says.
Kendra throws an Eight-Fluted Pole at him, and due to the Saggitarius/Gemini matchup, it's super-effective and sends him flying into the chocobo stables.
"Ramza has also introduced a new Summoner. Her name's Yuna and she was named after a famous Summoner from a faraway land." Drake explains.
"Nice to meet you all." Yuna says.
"Another faraway land... like Cloud's..." Rapha whispers.
For no apparent reason, Kendra throws a book at Marach.
"Crap! This book's a Pokemon Diamond player's guide!" Marach yells.
Again, for no reason, Yuna summons Lich to swallow Marach, but due Marachs lack of faith, it fails.
Cyclops appears, eats a cake, and disappears.
"Oh, right. I can't control him yet..." Yuna says.
"Well... that robot we named 'Bart' is doing good. He's fixed up the coffee shop nicely." Mustadio says.
Bart blows a hole in the wall.
"Cool! A new entrance!" Marach says.
Marach gets blown away by Bart.
Yuna casts Curaja on the chocobos. They were injured from Marach's constant landing in the stables.
Continued...
Maybe a shooting contest? Balthier would win with Barrage.
Maybe Marach will get in a fight with an Onion Knight!