12/20/14 5:10 pm. Background music - Minority by Green Day.
I sip my cola after I bite the cheddar jalapeno Cheetos, then suddenly, I'm caught of guard as I walk to window to see an angry group of people viciously staring at me. I make my way outside, slowly walking out the door with anxiousness. I draw my headphones to my shoulders and nervously greet the people
...Heh-heh-heh...uh...it's been, uh...been a while hasn't it?
One of the patrons from crowd throws a balled up sock at me. I reopen my eyes.
Okay, deserved that.
YOU'RE A LAZY AUTHOR! One man harkens to me in a rather loud, and furious, tone.
NO WAIT, UH-UH, NO HOLD UP NOW! My year was consumed by school - as I had been telling you before my eventual, but unwanted, hiatus took full hold. However, I do bear awesome news. I graduated and finally rid myself of mandatory school FOREVER! HA-HA-HA!
The crowd roars with cheers, their frowns turn to smiles.
Anyway, all craziness aside, I have something else to you all...I GOT INTO UNIVERSITY!
The atmosphere is diagnosed with immediate silence, that is until the crowd boo's and pelts me with rocks.
Ow, ow, ow...STOP THAT!
My eyes widens and I duck.
That was a mannequin head!
No, please hear me out, I am attending university from home! All courses I take will be from the comfort of my room, at the confines of my desk slash home office! I.e. I'll be at my desk for four hours with school, then I have the rest of the twenty hours to write, play video games, and watch TV!
The crowd's glares were lessening, but not to a point of full forgiveness.
I sigh
Alright...WEEKLY UPDATES ON ALL STORIES, AND A NEW STORY AT LEAST EVERY FIVE MONTHS!
Crowd cheers in splendor, some people even come to tears while others start dancing.
Done and done.
I smile as two people hoist me on their shoulders.
Safarilite, this announcement deserves a celebration! We must dine at a place of elegance, were only the most exclusive and royal come to feast! A location where class resides peacefully as if it is it's natural habitat.
I look down at the guy who initiated the idea and instantly thought of a place appropriate for the occasion.
TOOOOO THE DONUT CONNECTION!
Okaaaaay, so I do hope you enjoyed that little skit. I wanted to make my return a little scene. However, I do mean all of the things that was said. weekly updates will be posted on either Saturday or Friday, and a new story will be added - at least - every five or six months (I need time to develop the chapters, characters, etcetera).
Another thing that will help me is that I finally got my own room! I was seven years overdue, but, you know...whatev's.
OH! Before I end of this message (and before I forget) my next story might be a DOA fiction. For the benefit, of those who don't know the acronym 'DOA' means 'Dead or Alive' it's a very fun fighting game.
ALSO THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS WILL BE A FAN DEDICATED, SO SEND ME IN IDEAS FOR WHAT YOU WANT TO WRITE ABOUT. I'VE BEEN OUT OF THE WRITTING GAME FOR A WHILE SO I'M A BIT RUSTED, AND THESES IDEAS WOULD BE A TREMENDOUS HELP TO GET ME FLOWING AGAIN!
So yeah, that's it. Be sure my fellow humor lovers, I will try my best to satisfy your quinch for a laughing soon.