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Chapter Four of What I Deserve

"WHAT!!!" Kikyo scream could be heard around the school grounds. She couldn't believe her ears. Inuyasha and Kagome getting married she could handle. Them having children? She couldn't handle that.

"Well, can't you get a divorce?" Kikyo asked.

"Of course we can. Once our child is eighteen years old and legally old enough to be kicked out of the house," Inuyasha said.

"But.. By then you and that punk ass will be thirty nine. I can't wait that long," Kikyo whined.

"Well" Inuyasha said. "The only other way to get out of the marriage is for kagome to give birth to the kid, then die. Then I'd I have to re-marry so the brat would have a mother."

– – With Kagome – –

"Now hunny-buns," Miroku said teasingly. "Wasn't that a mean thing to say to your soon to be hubby? Don't you think so? Sango?"

"Why yes. I mean how will they ever live together at this rate?"

"Yeah," Kagome said. "Laugh it up, but when I have to give birth to the mandatory child, you two will be holding my hands. And I promise to cut off all your blood veins that lead to your finger tips."

Miroku and Sango stopped laughing. They both looked down at their hands before holding them close to their chests. They liked having blood in there finger tips.

Kagome smirked "that's what I thought. Now I think it's about time we started taking complaints. Shall we go?" Kagome didn't wait for a response, she just got up and headed towards the back of the bleachers. There was already a crowd of people there.

"OK!" Kagome yelled as Sango moved to one stool that had been set up and Miroku moved to another. "First things first and last things last, anyone here to ask me out LEAVE!!! I am single and loving it," one quarter of the male population left then. "Anyone with boy problems see Sango," she pointed to her right. "Anyone with girl problems see Miroku" she pointed to her left. "The rest come see me."

Two thirds of the girls went to see Sango and two thirds of the guys went to see Miroku. The remaining people went to see Kagome. These were usually the people who had parents that fought that needed advice or were having problems in school. Sango and Miroku worked with relationships.

Fifteen minutes later Kagome stood up again.

"Everyone, this is all the time we have right now, we will be back at lunch so if we didn't get to you please come back then. Also at lunch we will have are response box. If are advice helped you please write it down and put it in the box. Thank you and good day."

Slowly outcasts from around the school trickled out and entered the building, also known as the passage to hell.

"So Sango, what are the numbers today?" Kagome asked.

"So far it's been twenty crushes that aren't going anywhere, fifteen crushes that have a future, seven break-ups and eight 'how do I end it?'s"

"And you Miroku? What are your stats?"

"Twenty two 'how do I get in her pants''s. four break up, nine crushes with no future, 14 crushes with some potential, and three guys with stalkers," Miroku reported.

"Hmmmm," Kagome said. "Get the names of the people stalking them, and a list of guys who are really desperate and want attention."

"Kagome, are you thinking of hooking up the attention seeking guys with the stalkers?" Sango asked.

"Yup. That way everyone wins. Now the guys don't have to be assholes to get attention, the girls have someone who wants there attention, and you two have less couple problems to deal with. Besides this is are last year at this school. We need someone to take over are jobs."

"Actually Kagome, Miroku and I have found three people who might work out perfectly," Sango said.

"Really?" Kagome said, raising an eye brow. "Enlighten me."

"There names are Aayme , Rin, and Shippo. And get this, there totally against these five preppy people. Hakudosi, Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Jaken, and Yumi. There identical to us almost."

"Who's the leader of them?" Kagome asked.

"Rin Miko, her parents are the owners of every jewelry store in Japan." Miroku said.

"Aayma?"

"Wolf princess to the northern pack," Sango said.

"And Shippo?"

"Fox demon, foster child," Miroku said.

"Good, now tell me their last names. I want to do a background check. I'm not handing this school over to some teenagers who are going to destroy it," Kagome said.

"Of course." Sango said. "Their names are Rin Watanabe, Aayme Morici, and Shippo Inouye." Sango then handed over a sheet of paper with their names, addresses, phone numbers, e-mail addresses and photos.

"Great. I love how prepared you guys are. What are your future jobs again?" Kagome asked.

"Kagome Higurashi's private deceives!" they both said at once. They loved to snoop around I stuff, and with Kagome running a business, what better place could there be?

Kagome draped her arms across the shoulders of her best friends.

"Come on you guys, let's go to class. I hear we have a substitute English teacher today."

Evil grins spread across there faces as they walked to class.

Ok, so Kagome and them have an advice area thing going. See? Not all punks are bad.

Cya later

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