New chapter for What I Deserve. This story shall be coming to a closure soon. So sad, I know.
I wish I owned Inu-kun's puppy ears. Actually, I wish I had big cat ears and a tail. But you don't need to know that.
"Man, I can't believe I landed detention again," Miroku sighed. After forcing the substitute English teacher to tears he, Kagome, and Sango had been called down to the office, where the principal informed them they would once again be serving detention. Kagome and Sango pulled the ever famous 'Miroku made us' stunt and they got off. Now they were outside the detention window making fun of him.
"Guys, enough already, I get it Miroku's a push over. Now drop it." He said to the window.
"Awww, but Roku, you know we love you. We love you so much it kills us inside. We love you so much that we long to be beside you. We love you so much…" Sango and Kagome mocked.
"Enough! I get it, you love me. Now love me enough to get me out."
"Fine," Kagome said turning to Sango smiling.
"Hey Sango," Kagome said in a loud voice so the teacher would hear. "Is that Mr. River in his car?" Mr. River's head shot up.
"No, it doesn't look like him. But Mr. River must trust him enough to let him walk away with little black book." Sango said playing along.
Mr. River shot out of the room, not caring about who was supposed to be in the detention. Apparently it a very important book. Miroku jumped out of the window to see his rescuers.
"How the hell did you find out about that book?" he asked.
"Sango was being a solo PI for me," Kagome said as she sat on the ground.
"Man, if Sango gets better than me does that mean I'm fired." Miroku asked sitting down beside Kagome.
"Nah, Sango can't go into the boy's bathroom. You'll just be her assistant."
"Yup, you'll get all the dirty work," Sango said taking her seat across from the two of them.
"So what do you want to do today?" Miroku asked.
"Terrorize Kikyo," Sango said.
"Sounds like a plan. But avoid terrorizing Inuyasha so much. Mom would bust a cap on my ass." Miroku and Sango nodded, knowing Kagome got her attitude problem from her mother.
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"Inuyasha," Kikyo called. "It's time for football practice. Shouldn't we be going?"
"Actually, I quit the football team," Inuyasha said surprising everyone.
"WHAT!" Kikyo yelled. "This was supposed to be our year. Me, head cheerleader dating you, captain of the football team. We were supposed to ride the popular wave for two years. Longer than anyone else ever has."
"Where did you get that idea?" Inuyasha asked.
"I was listening to Bowling for Soup's new song, High School Never Ends, and their right. The people who leave at the top stay at the top. People like Kagome; they end up homeless, jobless, trying to get by in life by creating some unknown punk band. Then people like us have to support them via taxes." Kikyo explained.
"Kikyo, you need to get your head out of the clouds. Life isn't always like that. People change." Koga said.
"Why do you all think that?" Kikyo said getting frustrated.
"Because it's true." Inuyasha said.
"You're all wrong!" Kikyo yelled before storming off.
"Where are you going?" Inuyasha called after her.
"To get you back on the football team. I'm going to tell him you were sick or something. Because you're not right in the mind." She bumped into someone.
"Watch where you're going!" she yelled without looking to see who it was.
"Why? I was standing here the whole time," Kagome's voice answered.
"Yes, she wasn't doing anything wrong. We've been standing here watching you yell forever," Sango said appearing out of no where.
"Where did you come from?" Kikyo asked.
"Weren't you paying attention?" said a voice from behind her. "We've been standing here the entire time."
Miroku, Sango, and Kagome began to circle Kikyo muttering to each other.
"Maybe she's sick."
"We should take her to the nurse."
"No it might be catchy."
"Then the hospital?"
"No, call area 51."
"Why?"
"We found their long lost alien."
Kikyo finally had enough of their walking and jabbing at her.
"Enough!" She yelled. "There's nothing wrong with me!"
"Then why didn't you notice us?" Sango said.
"It hurts us when people we love don't love us back," Miroku said.
Kikyo started freaking out. Why were they doing this to her? Didn't they know who she was? Of course they did, that's why she was getting this treatment.
"You don't look so hot, something the matter?" Miroku asked noticing that Kikyo looked ready to jump.
Kagome, who was behind Kikyo, leaned really close to her ear and whispered "Boo."
That was it. Kikyo lost it. She threw her hands up and ran off screaming. The three watched her run off, laughing so hard they were crying.
"Wasn't that a little uncalled for?" Inuyasha asked even though he found the sight quite amusing.
"Not really. She had it coming for ages."
"And why is that?" Koga asked.
"She's been going around spreading rumors about the upper classman that they've got genital warts. So now when she goes to her locker she'll find the first half of her punishment. This was just part two."
Suddenly Kikyo came running out of the school building, covered in pie.
"And that folks, is part one," Miroku said laughing his ass off once again.
"I hate you!" she screamed in Kagome's direction. Kagome placed a hand on her head and pretended to swoon.
"Catch me Miroku!" she said falling. Miroku caught her and they dropped to the ground, Kagome pretending to be dead.
"NO! Kikyo's rejection has killed Kagome!" he cried.
"No, she is only asleep. True love's first kiss shall wake her from her slumber," Sango said.
"But who could ever love such a ghastly flower?" Miroku questioned.
"Sleeping Miroku. Meaning I can still hear you," Kagome said with her eyes still shut.
Kikyo let out a final cry before storming past them back to her little clique. The rest of them turned to leave, Inuyasha being the last one to turn away.
"Did they leave?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah. Apparently they didn't like our little skit," Miroku said.
"I think we've been at school long enough," Sango said.
"Yeah, let's go meet the people who shall replace us," Kagome said. They ran to their bikes, and headed over towards the Junior High School.
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