Oh look. It's inspection time. Here comes Fudge. Hmmm...I wonder….
"Mr. Fudge? Do you happen to have the Daily Prophet with you? I get so bored in here and I haven't read the funnies in over 12 years."
….
Yeah right. It definitely sounded a little more like this:
"….Fudge? ….You….have Prophet….so bored….funnies?"
He seemed a little startled. "Um, let me check….uh, yeah I do, but I haven't read today's yet….oh I'll just give you yesterday's since it really doesn't matter….here you go.
"Thank….you…."
Little did he know how much that simple act would change so many lives.
