Harry Potter and the Goddess of the Undead

The idea for this story came to me when I was reading a Percy Jackson/Hp crossover.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. If I did, Harry would be gay and with the Weasley twins or Tom Riddle and Sirius and Fred wouldn't have died. Harry and Ginny also never would have gotten together.

Warnings: Slash, femslash, harem for my oc Thana, AU, Dumbles/Ron/Molly bashing

Story starts in fifth year, sometime after the DA is put together

Pairings so far:

Fred/Harry/George

Thana/Salazar/Hermione/Ginny/Daphne

Chapter Three

Thana paced around the room she had conjured from the Room of Requirements, which resembled her lounge in her father's castle. Everyone was watching her with varying emotions, though mostly concern. Harry shifted nervously from where he sat on Fred's lap. His mother rarely paced, as it was a sign that something was seriously bothering her. She stilled suddenly and turned to Harry with pained eyes.

"I'm so sorry Harry. I should have noticed earlier. A lot earlier." she said, distress lacing her tone.

"What are you talking about, mum? What didn't you notice?" Harry asked, grabbing George's hand nervously for comfort.

Thana shook her head and approached him, reaching a hand up and tracing a finger along his scar. "You hold a piece of his soul."

Harry blinked. Had he heard that right? "Say what?"

"Voldemort made you one of his Horcruxes, though I seriously doubt it was on purpose." Thana informed him.

Harry jumped to his feet, a look of horror on his face. "Are you kidding me?! All this time... is that why I can speak to snakes?" he suddenly asked.

Salazar's gaze shot to him, interest in his eyes. "You're a Parselmouth?"

Harry turned to him and nodded. He squinted suddenly, looking the male over. "Who are you?"

Thana cleared her throat. "We'll get to that in a moment. And no, you're not a parselmouth because of Voldemort. That actually comes from me and my mother. She was a Parselmouth from Brazil."

Hermione looked Thana over, studying her features. "You're Brazilian?"

"Brazilian and Greek."

Harry returned to his spot sitting on Fred's lap, the red head's arms going around his waist. George grabbed his hand again. "So, are you going to remover the soul shard?"

Thana nodded and held out her palm, where a small glass orb appeared. "This will hurt, as you are alive and this shard has most likely become very attached."

Harry nodded and tightened his grip on George's hand slightly while his other hand grabbed one of Fred's. "I'm ready."

Thana nodded and her eyes turned pure black as she focused on Harry's soul. Not even seconds later she saw it, as well as the small shard clinging to it like a child to his prized stuffed animal or toy. She reached out with her powers and tugged on the shard, making Harry grit his teeth in pain. Deciding it'd be better to rip it off quickly instead of slowly, which would only hurt more and make things difficult, she grasped the shard firmly and gave a hard, sharp pull, dislodging it completely. Harry let out a scream, making her wince, and clutched his forehead, right over the lightning scar that was now bleeding freely. Quickly putting the shard in the orb and vanishing it, she ran to her son's side and conjured a goblet of nectar and ambrosia, handing it to him. He snatching it and downed it in one go, relaxing immediately in his boyfriends' arms. Thana collapsed, breathing slightly unevenly. A hand on her shoulder made her look up and meet the warm brown eyes of Ginny Weasley.

"Are you alright?" the fourth year asked.

Thana nodded. "Yeah, I'm fine."

"What the hell was that?!" Ron suddenly exploded, glaring at Thana with fear and distrust. "Just who the bloody hell are you?"

Thana took Ginny's offered hand and pulled herself to her feet. She sat down beside Salazar, Ginny on her other side. "I guess I should explain." she sighed, getting comfortable. "I met Harry when he was six, having come across him at a park after reaping the soul of a young girl who had been murdered."

"Reaping the soul?" Hermione asked with confusion.

Thana nodded. "Yes. I'm the daughter of Hades and Goddess of the Undead. I'm the Grimm Reaper as well."

Ron choked, paling rapidly, while the others gasped.

"Anyway, I had found Harry hiding in a bush. His soul cried out, had drawn me to him. The moment I laid eyes on him I knew he was special. Harry and I quickly became friends and it wasn't long before I viewed him as my son, though it wasn't until he called me mum that I began thinking of the idea of adopting him. Surprisingly, he asked me to adopt him before I could even bring it up. I did, both with a Blood Adopting ritual and having those blasted Dursley's sign guardianship of him over to me. Harry is actually a demigod, not just a wizard. Speaking of that, have any abilities developed?" she turned to him.

Harry nodded. "Fire and shadows. I was actually looking forward to manipulating lightning though." he pouted.

Thana laughed. "Zeus will be pleased to know that you prefer lightening over fire and shadows."

Thunder rumbled outside in response, making Ron and Neville jump at the loud and sudden noise.

Harry smiled. "There's a reason why he's my favorite uncle."

"Don't let Poseidon hear you say that. He happens to be very fond of you."

"So, you're a goddess and the daughter of Hades?" Fred asked.

Thana nodded. "Yup."

"Whose your mother?" Hermione asked. "You haven't mentioned her."

"My mother was a vampire queen named Akashia."

"V-vampire?" Ron paled more, if possible.

"Mhmm. I don't need to feed on blood as much as I used to before I became a full fledged goddess, but I still have most if not all my vampiric abilities. Actually, I think they hightened."

Hermione nodded and her eyes flickered to Salazar. "And who are you?" she asked politely.

"I am Salazar Slytherin." the red eyed male said, looking her over. He sent a questioning look to Thana, who winked at him.

Ron promptly fainted with a horrified look on his face, though everyone ignored him.

"Salazar is one of my mates. I met him while searching for Voldemort's other Horcruxes."

Harry's jaw dropped. "Mates?"

Thana shifted nervously. "Um, speaking of mates. Ginny and Hermione are um, my mates as well."

Harry stilled for a moment before he nodded in acceptance. "Alright."

Thana relaxed. "You're not mad?"

"Why in the bloody hell would I be mad? I know you've been waiting for your mates for centuries. Now, is it just Salazar, Gin, and Mione, or are there more?"

Thana coughed. "I uh, I think my last mate is..." she mumbled the name, which only Salazar caught.

The founder's eyes widened. "My descendent?"

Hermione gawked. "Voldemort?"

That's when Harry started panicking. "Oh my gods. Oh merlin. Voldemort is going to become one of my step-parents. What if I have to call him dad? Do I have to call him dad? Ah shit this is bad. What if he tries to kill me again?"

Fred and George tried to calm him down, but it wasn't working. Thana dashed to him, cupping his face in her hands.

"Har, it's okay. I'm going to return his soul to him, which will make him sane, okay? He won't try to kill you and no you don't have to call him dad. Just like you don't have to call Ginny or Hermione mom. Besides, I said I think. There is a chance he's not."

Harry nodded before he scrunched up his nose and looked at the two females. "I'm so not calling you two mom."

They laughed and everyone relaxed. Thana returned to her seat between Ginny and Salazar, sighing. She looked at the teens before her.

"You guys will have to get back soon." she remarked.

"What will you do?" Harry asked, a hint of disappointment in his eyes.

"Sal and I are going to go make an insane Dark Lord sane."

Harry nodded and stood. He walked up to his mother and hugged her tightly. "I'll miss you."

"And I you."

He released her and locked eyes with Salazar. "You better take care of her."

"Always." the dark haired man replied instantly.

Harry nodded with approval. "Good."

Thana stood and turned to Ginny, kissing her softly on the cheek, causing her to flush darkly. "We will meet again soon." she said, before doing the same to Hermione, getting the same result. She grabbed Salazar's hand. "Come on Sal. Lets go save your descendent."

The duo disappeared, embraced by the shadows.

Soory for the wait! Hope you liked the new chapter. Next chappie, Voldy meets Thana and Sally. Review! or fav:)