Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. If I did, Harry would be gay and with the Weasley twins or Tom Riddle and Sirius and Fred wouldn't have died. Harry and Ginny also never would have gotten together. Seriously, that pairing was so random in the books.

Warnings: Slash, femslash, harem for my oc Thana, AU, Dumbles/Ron/Molly bashing

Pairings so far:

Thana/Salazar/Hermione/Ginny/Daphne

Harry/Fred/George

Chapter Four

Thana looked around the room she and Salazar appeared in, raising an eyebrow when she saw it full of people. A man, though he looked more snake than anything, sat on a thrown-like chair. Wands were pointed at her and her mate in seconds, the Death Eaters gazing at them with suspicion and disbelief, though they seemed a bit wary of Salazar as they took in his red eyes. Thana inwardly sighed. Of course she'd show up when the Dark Lord was in the middle of a meeting. Straightening, she looked at the Death Eaters with indifference.

"Put your bloody wands away, you imbeciles. I'm here to talk to your Lord, though you're welcome to stay, if you so wish." Thana said, fighting the urge to roll her eyes.

Salazar frowned and glanced at her. "Is that a good idea?"

"Probably not, but who cares. Not like they can kill me. Or you."

Voldemort stood, his red eyes glaring at them. "Who are you and why are you in my home?" he demanded, a hissing undertone to his words.

Thana turned to him and tsked. "Tom, Tom, Tom, didn't anyone ever tell you not to delve into things you'll never understand?" she said in a scolding tone, much to the Death Eaters' horror.

Voldemort's eyes flashed. "How do you know that name?" he hissed, his grip tightening on his wand.

Thana only smirked.

Voldemort snarled. "Answer me you worthless woman, before I crucio you!"

Salazar sneered, eyes darkening in fury. "You would be wise not to threaten my mate. Descendant or not, I will kill you the moment you become a risk to her life."

Everyone, minus Thana, stilled and stared at the vampire with wide eyes. Thana chuckled.

"Way to drop the bombshell, Sal. At least no one fainted this time." she snickered as she remembered the horrified look on Ronald's face and his reaction to the news that Salazar was alive.

"Impossible. Salazar Slytherin is dead, has been for centuries." a male with long, platinum blonde hair drawled.

"I assure you I am very much alive." the vampire narrowed his eyes at Lucius, taking in his features. "You must be a Malfoy. You're as arrogant as your ancestor was. Zeyphr, if I remember correctly."

Thana furrowed her eyebrows, tilting her head to the side. "What was Zeyphr's middle name?"

Salazar gave her a questioning look before he gained a thoughtful gaze. "I think it was ... Drakon. He was one of my favorite students. A master at potions."

Thana laughed, startling the Death Eaters. "Oh, this is priceless. Zeyphr!" she called out, confusing everyone.

Lucius raised an eyebrow. "Why are you yelling out my ancestor's name?" he asked as he eyed her like she was insane.

"You'll see." Thana barely supressed the cackles that wanted to escape, settling for smirking evilly, her eyes glinting in mischief.

Everyone gawked when a tall male with blonde hair and liquid amethyst eyes appeared before Thana. He was dressed in black from head to toe, minus the red dragonhide vest, and a deadly looking scythe was in his right hand. Eyes glanced between the newcomer and Lucius, taking note of the similar features. It was obvious the two were related. Lucius stared, frozen in shock, as he studied the man before. The man who looked exactly like his ancestor had.

Zeyphr bowed his head to Thana. "You called, My Lady."

Thana sighed in exasperation. "Thana, Zeyphr, how many times to I have to tell you to call me Thana. You'd think that after 900 years, you'd get over the formality." she huffed.

Zeyphr chuckled. "You don't complain when Demetrius calls you My Lady or Lady Thana."

Thana scowled. "I gave up on him after 2000 years." she ignored the gasps of confusion and astonishment. "Anyway, moving on to the reason I called you. I'd like you to meet one of my mates."

Zeyphr turned to the man at her side and stiffened in bafflement. "Professor Slytherin?" he voiced, stunned.

Salazar smiled, though his eyes held confusion. "Zeyphr. You haven't changed much."

Zeyphr chuckled and tilted his head toward Thana. "You can thank her for that."

"Now, there's someone else I'd like you to meet." Thana said before abruptly whirling him around so he was facing Lucius. "Meet Lucius Abraxas Malfoy, your descendent. He's a bit of a stuck up ponce, from what Harry tells me." she ignored the offended look and scowl that was shot at her from the Malfoy Head.

Zeyphr glanced at her. "How is little Harry, by the way? Nikita's been whining about how the," he glanced around and coughed, "kingdom has felt empty since his return to school."

"Harry? As in Harry Potter?" a voice questioned, the sneer clear in it.

Both Thana and Zeyphr glared at the male, Dolohov if Thana's memory was correct. "Watch your tone, Dolohov. That's my son you're sneering at." she turned to her fellow Reaper. "To answer your question, Harry's developed fire and shadow."

Zeyphr raised an eyebrow. "Really? I was expecting lightning."

"I think he'll develop that after he learns to control fire and shadow. That's how it was for me." Thana said.

Salazar cleared his throat. "Thana dear, I think we should move on to why we came here in the first place."

Thana nodded. "You're right. Zey, I need you to do something for me."

"Anything." was the immediate response from the other Reaper.

"Go to Hogwarts and keep an eye on that Umbridge woman. Remain unseen, even to the spirits." she ordered.

The blonde nodded before disappearing as quickly as he came.

Thana turned to Voldemort and stomped up to him, punching him in the face, watching with smug satisfaction when he crashed to the ground. "What the fuck is wrong with you?! Eight! Eight bloody Horcruxes! One being my own son! I have half a mind to just kill you, but I need you alive."

Voldemort gaped at her. "How-just who are you?"

Thana straightened. "I am Thana, daughter of the God Hades. I am the Goddess of the Undead and the Grim Reaper."

Voldemort paled rapidly, his body going rigid. His Death Eaters were no different.

"My father and I are less than pleased with you at the moment, though this issue would have been solved sooner if my father actually did his paperwork." Her phone beeped in her pocket. She took it out and read the message from her father,'I heard that, you brat.'. She chuckled and returned the phone to her pocket. "You were meant to."

Sighing, she returned her gaze to Voldemort. "I've collected your soul shards and will be returning them to your main shard." she glared coldly when he went to protest. "There are other ways to become immortal, Riddle. You have vampire blood in your veins. Awaken it. I need you sane if you're gonna defeat Dumbledore."

Voldemort stared at her. "You want me to defeat Dumbledore?" he asked incredulously.

"Yes." she hissed fiercely, almost slipping into Parseltongue. "I want you to kill him, put an end to his existence in the most painful way possible."

"But your son is Harry Potter!" Theodore Nott Sr. exclaimed. "The Chosen One!"

Thana snarled, her eyes flashing completely black, making some step back up in fear. "That bloody prophecy is a fake! I had Apollo take a look at it the moment I learned about its relation to Harry. That old bastard is a lying, manipulative fuck who forces other people, children, to fight his battles and then take all the credit. He steals and thinks of everyone as pawns! He placed Harry in an abusive muggle home just to mold him into what he wanted Harry to be. I dare not think of what might have happened to him had I not adopted him when he was six." She took a deep breath. "I want Dumbledore dead and so does my son."

Voldemort returned to his seat, his eyes wide in disbelief. "The prophecy is fake?"

"Yes." was the curt response.

Voldemort looked up at the goddess, unsure for the first time in decades. Thana suddenly held out her and the glass orb that held the soul shards appeared in it. She met the Dark Lord's eyes.

"This is going to hurt." she warned before letting loose the shards and and shoving them into Voldemort's body.

Screams rang through the room as Voldemort convulsed in pain and collapsed to the floor, trembling uncontrollably. Thana's eyes turned completely black as she knelt beside him and began to stitch the man's soul together, healing his body as she did so. The Death Eaters, and Salazar, watched in fascination as she worked. Before their eyes, Voldemort once again became Tom Riddle, the human/snake hybrid persona changing into a handsome man in his mid to late thirties. Chestnut brown hair, ivory skin, broad shoulders. The only thing that remained was the red eyes, but that was the after effect of Thana awakening his vampire side. Finishing, Thana let out a breath and leaned back against the thrown-like chair behind her. Salazar was at her side in seconds, his gaze concerned as he helped her to her feet. Tom sat up shakily, his body still trembling slightly in pain.

"The pain will go away soon, but your body with ache for a week or two. Go rest, it'll help. And I should probably mention that I've awakened your vampire side, so don't be surprised if you suddenly crave blood. congratulations, you're immortal, for the most part." Thana explained, leaning heavily against Salazar.

Tom nodded and climbed to his feet, grimacing, and turned to his Death Eaters. "From this point forward, Harry Potter is an alli. He, nor his friends, shall be harmed."

"Except Ronald Weasley. That prat is fair game." Thana grinned evilly. "That boy dared to think he could get away with spying on my son for Dumblefuck, as well as still money from his vaults. Ha!"

Lucius raised an eyebrow, frowning. "Weasley is stealing from Potter?"

"Was, was stealing. As was Dumbledore. He promised that prick fame and fortune. Molly Weasley was in one it too. She and Dumbledore actually had plans to arrange a marrige between Harry and Ginny, just so they could get into the main Potter vaults."

Salazar snarled, fuming. "What?!"

Thana patted his arm. "It's okay Sal, Ginny is ours. Besides, Harry is in love with the twins and vise versa."

Tom raised an eyebrow in question.

"Ginny Weasley and Hermione Granger are our other mates. We have one more, but we have yet to figure out their identity. I had actually thought it was you, Tom, but I was mistaken." the goddess explained. She turned to Lucius. "You know our sons are secretly friends, right?"

Lucius' jaw dropped. "Pardon?"

"Draco and Harry are actually best friends. Their rivalry is just a cover up."

The Malfoy Lord looked ready to collapse from shock. "This... this has been I strange day. I need a drink. Badly."

Thana chuckled. "And I need a nap. Sal and I will visit again soon, but for now I bid you ado." With that, she and Salazar vanished in the shadows.

I'm soooooo sorry for the long wait. I hope you liked the new chapter, tho. Review please:)