Hello this is doodlemonstah, and get ready for a super funny chapter of Naruto: Banned from Ramen
!oturaN nwo ton od I :remialcsiD
(read that backwards)
-Chapter 2-
As Sasuke watched Naruto go through training in a strange zombie like trance, Sasuke couldn't help but to allow himself to smirk. For Sasuke, Naruto being banned from Ramen was the best thing that could possibly happen. Not only was Naruto being quiet for once, but his other teammate Sakura was being too preoccupied with Naruto's strange behaviour to bother Sasuke with her annoying fangirling. Wether she was mad or worried at this strange behaviour, Sasuke couldn't tell. To top it off, Naruto was so far out of it, Sasuke was able to defeat Naruto in spars quite easily, which was a huge boost to his already-massive ego.
The only thing that bothered Sasuke was that when he sent some form of a verbal jab at Naruto, the blonde didn't even respond back. Why this bothered him he wasn't sure, but the benefits far outweighed this trivial detail.
Completely oblivious to happier-than-usual, vengeful Uchiha, Naruto tugged his hair. A habit he seemed to be doing more and more recently. Through training, the only thing that he could think about was being banned from ramen.
Since he had been banned from ramen, he had barely eaten much. Only things he could make himself: cereal, sandwiches, and preserved junk. Many people had told him ramen is unhealthy, but in contrast to it's alternatives that Naruto could cook, it actually wasn't that bad.
Anyone who didn't know Naruto would think that he was acting idiotic and foolish over something as trivial as a type of food, but people who knew Naruto knew how much he liked it.
But even they didn't know how severely something like being banned from ramen impacted Naruto. Growing up with a lonely childhood, with no-one to even help him get through it, feeling completely alone- at many times, ramen was the only thing at home waiting for him, ready to cheer him up. For much of his lonely life, ramen had been his only constant. It had been a comfort item, much like a stuffed animal or a necklace from a beloved sibling. So in many ways, banning Naruto from ramen would be like ripping a stuffed animal away from a small child and violently destroying it before their eyes.
Like that, only worse.
Naruto continued to tug on his wild spikey blonde hair. It had been exactly 3 days, 5 hours, and 36 minutes since he had last eaten ramen. He didn't know how much longer he could take this take torture for. In fact, if this kept up, he might snap and accidentally murder the next civilian who gave Naruto a dirty glare, and the glares happened much too often.
There was only one thing left for Naruto to do. If he couldn't access ramen through any of the stores, stands, or restaurants in Konoha, he would have to use...
The black market.
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After training, Naruto made his way to a dark alley rumoured to be a black market transaction point. Taking painstaking measures to make sure he wasn't being followed, Naruto eventually made his way to the alley, and looked down into it where he was squatted on the roof.
Down below, he saw two dark figures, one a man wearing a dark hood with dark black hair, and a girl- who was faced away from him. He could only make out that she had blonde hair. Listening closely, he could hear parts of their conversation.
The dark haired man spoke in a gravely voice. "I got the Sasu. You have the dough?"
The girl looked nervously behind her before hurriedly pulling out a small coin bag and handing it to him discretely.
The man counted the coins carefully before pocketing the pouch and handing the girl what looked like a small package.
"This the real stuff?" The girl asked seriously.
"It's the real stuff alright. But remember, you still owe me from last time." The man seemed to growl. "Unless you want to be cut off from your supply of Sasu."
The girl seemed to freeze for a second, before saying, "I'll have the money by next week."
When she turned, Naruto was finally able to see her face. But what really shocked was that...
It was Ino.
Forgetting that he was hiding, Naruto exclaimed, "WHAAA?! INO?!"
Yelping, Ino dropped the package, causing it's contents to spill everywhere. "NARUTO! THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" she screamed panicking.
With the contents of the package strewn everywhere, Naruto finally realized what "Sasu" was. All over the ground, were a collection of drawings, blurry photos, and even some obviously photoshopped pictures of a shirtless Sasuke.
Ino hurriedly picked up and refilled the package and left, but not before saying to Naruto,
"If you tell anyone that I'm addicted to Sasu-smut, I'll tell them where you were today."
Naruto sweat dropped. Honestly, Sakura and Ino's Sasuke obsession scared him sometimes.
Motioning for Naruto to come down, the man with the dark gravelly voice nodded to Naruto. "What can I get you hooked up with, kid?"
Before Naruto could say anything, the man spoke again. "Never mind. I already know what you need. That crazed look in your eyes, that blonde hair- you're that ramen addict everyone's talking about who got banned from ramen. "
The man's voice once again lowered to a growl. "Aren't you? So, what do you say, brat?"
Naruto squinted his eyes in a true Naruto fashion, wondering if he should trust the dark, creepy dealer in the dark, creepy alley, in the darkest, creepiest part of Konoha who was hugely overcharging Ino on fake, photoshopped, Sasuke fan smut.
...
"Seems legit."
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A/N Ah, that famous quote: "Seems legit."
Soo... Naruto illegally buying ramen in the black market from a 'legit' creepy dealer guy.
Ino is addicted to her weekly doses of shirtless Sasuke fan art.
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I don't really know what to say this time guys.
So, uhh... Hope you laughed and follow, fav, review!
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