Today, I faced the most terrifying monster known to mankind. It almost swallowed me, devoured me whole. It was horrific. But in the end, I came out victorious.

That's right. I cleaned my room.

And I survived to tell the tale.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! (Or so I say... Hehehe...)

-Chapter 6-

As many angry Naruto's holding protest signs started flooding out of the room, team seven balked, unsure of how to react to such a strange situation.

Sasuke was having an inner battle with himself. One part of him- a tiny, little piece- thought that MAYBE Sasuke should PERHAPS be a LITTLE concerned for his teammate who he almost- ALMOST- thought of as a friend. A friend that was obviously desperate, and losing it.

The other part of him- the huge, hulking piece of himself that mostly overshadowed the smaller piece- was feeling resentment towards Naruto, hated those stupid fangirls, felt broody, wanted power, to kill his brother, and tomatoes.

Wait... Tomatoes? Who came up with that?

Sasuke only shook his head while he glared holes into the wall. "That... that maniac baka..."

Sakura almost felt tempted to squeal out loud when she saw the 'sexy' glare Sasuke had on his face, but one of the angry Naruto's bumped into her, reminding her that something outrageous was happening.

"Kakashi-Sensei, can't you just stop him?" Sakura asked.

Kakashi "As long as his protest is non-violent, I can't really do much to stop the protest," he said. But his mask was good at helping him hide his true worry. And he was worried for a lot of reasons.

Quickly, Kakashi summoned his ninja hounds and tied a scroll onto it's collar. "Bring this to the hokage!" he ordered urgently.

The dog agreed, and started running towards the hokage tower at the speed of light.

Now Sakura and Sasuke were even more freaked out. The fact that Kakashi, the famed copy nin jounin sensei, was A) not bored-looking, B) not reading a dirty book, and C) not eye smiling as he talked, spoke volumes.

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Tsunade smashed her fist against her desk. "Damn! Those elders... What are they planning?!"

At first she thought that Naruto would be fine, but when Kakashi had dragged Naruto in along with the shady "ramen dealer" she had been highly disturbed.

"Naruto's more fragile then I thought... he should have a 'handle with care, feed ramen' sticker on him."she thought while tightening her fist.

She had made sure that what happened would stay quiet and not reach the ears of the elders, and had tried to pull a few strings regarding the ramen ban, yet...

She angrily smashed her desk with her fist again, the force cracking it in two. "Damn those elders... I'm the hokage, not them!"

It was to the scene of wooden table flying everywhere that Kakashi's ninja hound arrived to. "Hokage Tsunade! It's an emergency notice from Kakashi!"

Tsunade looked up from her wooden pile of rubble and quickly unrolled the parchment.

As she read it, her eyes widened.

Quickly, she signalled down a hidden team of ANBU. "ANBU!" she roared.

"Yes hokage-sama!" Came the reply in unison.

Things were about to get wonky...

But what does wonky even mean?

Who knows, who knows...

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"WAHAHAHA!-"

"Luke-warm Ramen, I am your father!-"

"Hahaha-"

"HEHEHEHE!-"

"Ramen channn-"

"Protest-"

"RAMEN!-"

"Give bac-"

"HAHAHAHA!"

"You'll never-"

"RAMENNNN!-"

As hundreds of Naruto walked through the streets of Konoha, their overlapping deranged laughter and crazed ramen rants sent chills down the backs of the citizen's of Konoha. Many of the Naruto clones had started ranting about ramen, laughing maniacally, or talking to 'ramen-chan'.

Team seven followed on the roof-tops at a safe distance, ready to swoop down and interfere if anything happened.

Ninja and villagers alike stood at the edges of the road, mouths agape.

Heads turned.

Babies stopped crying.

Babies got terrified and started screaming.

Gai and Lee stopped training for a split second.

Hinata fainted.

Anko dropped her dango.

And somewhere far away, Deidra exploded.

Tsunade arrived in the scene, accompanied by four ANBU. "NARUTO, WHAT IS THIS?!" She roared.

The roar sent a second chill down everyone's backs.

Terrified, Sasuke suddenly had the strange notion that he should leave Konoha.

It was truly wonky.

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A/N I'm not TRYING to make cliff hangers, I swear! It's just... Uh...

(Tries to think up excuse...)

Well, Uh...

(Tries to switch topics)

So... It's cold here in Canada today!

(Sighs in relief at successful topic switch)

So anyways, what'd you guys think of chapter 6?

mannn, I really want a 'handle with care, feed ramen' sticker now.

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