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I, the great doodlemonstah, is back! (Couldn't update yesterday, too busy with school stuff, but you probably don't want hear about that, so onto the story!)
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(NOT! Heh, heh, those gullible suckers believe anything on the internet...)
-Chapter 7-
"NARUTO, WHAT IS THIS?!" Tsunade roared. Her dark aura was was so heavy, that it was actually visible. It was a hundred times worse than when Sakura flew into a rage. Many of the villagers, ninja, and even some ANBU shivered away from the angry hokage.
But not Naruto.
Oh, not Naruto.
The Naruto leading the group, presumedly the real one since he still had a chain dangling from his leg, shouted, "I WILL HAVE RAMEN!"
The crowd of Naruto started shouting along.
"YAH! WE DESERVE OUR RAMEN RIGHTS!"
"Ramen-chan... You're so hot and delicious..."
"PROTEST: NO MORE RAMEN BAN!"
"WAHAHAHA!"
"DONT WORRY RAMEN-CHAN, WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER..!"
"WE WANT RAMEN! GIVE US OUR RAMEN!"
"RAMEN RIGHTS!"
Some of the Naruto clones had taken the Ramen ban slightly better than the others, and they were angrily shouting protests, eyes flashing dangerously. Some of the clones were so far down the crazy road that they were laughing maniacally, eyes a crazed blue, a sick grin on their face, and bodies shaking uncontrollably as they spoke to 'ramen-chan'.
The villagers and other ninja all backed off to the sides of the road, watching the display. They didn't know who to be more terrified of: the angry hokage, or ramen-desperate Naruto. Only Naruto, his clones , the hokage, and her four ANBU were left on the street.
The ANBU started shaking nervously.
Tsunade cracked her knuckles.
The many Naruto's laughed maniacally, talked to ramen-chan, and yelled protest against the ramen ban.
Tsunade glared at Naruto.
Naruto glared strait back.
Somewhere in the background, western cowboy face-off music was playing as the two faced off, the tune rising more and more in suspense as the-
"Lee, turn that off!" TenTen shouted.
Lee had a stream of joyous anime tears running down his face. "BUT IT'S SO YOUTHFULL!"
"WE DEMAND MY RIGHT TO RAMEN!" Naruto shouted, his face showing a strange mixture of rage and anger, a feeling of desperation and being betrayed, and near insanity. His hands were shaking violently, and his blue eyes showed strange glints of red.
"Naruto, the ban is for your own good! As hokage, I order you to stand down!" Tsunade yelled. She knew that she had to get the situation under control before things got out of hand.
"NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE BACK MY RAMEN RIGHTS! I NEED IT! I NEED THE RAMEN! GIVE RAMEN-CHAN BACK!"
Taunade frowned. Ramen-chan? She had heard some of the clones saying that name to himself. Was he hearing voices in his head now? As an expert medic-nin, she knew that this happened in many ninja after experiencing some sort of tragedy and being under high stress. Could it be that Naruto was effected this much?
This was even worse than she thought. She was definitely considering getting some 'handle with care, feed ramen' stickers now.
Tsunade felt dread claw at her insides as a thought came to her.
'Ramen-chan' couldn't possibly be the kyubi, could it? There was the possibility that the fox was using Naruto's weakened state to talk to him, acting as 'ramen-chan' similar to how Gaara thought Shikaku was 'Mother'.
If that were so... Those elders... What are they planning?! What be could this possibly garner other than drive Naruto to insanity and possibly destroy the village?! And who would be able to think up such a complicated plan, other than...
Danzo.
That scumbag.
"HEYYY! ARE YOU LISTENING?! I NEED MY RAMEN BACK!" Naruto's eyes seemed borderline insanity.
Then he realized something.
All around him.
Villagers everywhere, staring in fear.
Staring.
At him.
Staring.
This pushed Naruto off the edge. He was so desperate to have ramen back in his life, the only thing that would try to cheer him up after a terrible day, yet he couldn't... And the stares... He thought things would change when he became a ninja, but there they were.
Staring.
Naruto started to back away, babbling incoherently.
Those stares...
Naruto brought out a kunai. If he couldn't have ramen, then...!
Ramen...
The maniac look was back on his face.
Ramen-chan...
"Do it," said Ramen-chan.
Naruto started laughing.
If he couldn't have ramen, then...!
Four Naruto clones rushed up. Two carrying wood, and another carrying a large mesh bag.
They through the wood into a pile, and all of the clones holding torches threw them into the pile of wood, causing the wood to erupt in a burst of flame.
If he couldn't have ramen, then...
Naruto's hands balled into fists, and gave a laugh so full of malice that people were shocked that the happy-go-lucky ball of sunshine was capable of such a laugh, even if he did have a demon fox inside him.
Panicked, Kakashi started to move. Surely, Naruto wasn't planning on-
But he was too late.
Naruto pulled out something from the mesh bag, a book- Icha Icha Make out Paradise- and threw it in the fire.
It was all in slow motion.
Five seconds from the fire.
Three...
Two...
One...
The jonnin's eyes widened, as he watched his book go up in flames.
The horror, the horror-!
It was all too much.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He shouted.
Surely, this was the worst ninja disaster to EVER happen in history.
xxXxx
A/N Oh, it gets better.
(Laughs evilly)
Yes, it gets better.
In the next chapter I get to torture many ninja.
How, you ask?
Hehehehe...
So, Danzo's the scumbag, eh?!
What else is in that mesh bag?
And will Naruto EVER have ramen AGAIN?!
Stay tuned to find out!
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