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I'm thinking about kidnapping one of his clones though. I'll just put it in a huge jar with air holes, ramen and water. And maybe some orange crayons.

-Chapter 11-

Shizune came running to Tsunade in panic. "Tsunade! It's an emergency! The kitchen- the ANBU totally ruined it! It's completely black and scorched, everything's destroyed, and there is dough and blood everywhere!"

Tsunade felt her blood boil. She gives her ANBU a simple mission, to cook a ramen the size of a bathtub, and they COMPLETELY DESTROY THE KITCHEN?!

She cracked her knuckles. The kitchen BETTER not be as bad as Shizune described it, or else there were going to be some very DEAD ninja!

She looked at Naruto, who was ranting about all the different types of ramen flavours to 'ramen-chan', who seemed to be making Naruto angry.

"Naruto, I'm going to check up on an emergency, OK? Just wait here, and the ramen should arrive."

But Naruto barely seemed to notice her as he leave.

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"Nope, miso ramen sucks. Only beef ramen is worth eating," Ramen-chan was saying smugly.

Naruto angrily shouted, "ALL OF THE RAMEN ARE GOOD! I LIKE ALL OF THE RAMEN! ALL OF THEM!"

"You know, I bet you they aren't even going to give you any ramen. Either that or they'll give you something gross, or poisoned. You know they don't like you, don't you?!"

Naruto gritted his teeth and struggled against his chains. "They wouldn't do that! Granny Tsunade wouldn't do that! I have friends now, it's not the same anymore!"

"Are you sure? I think that we should just destroy all the weak humans who are keeping us away from ramen," Ramen-chan answered.

Naruto shook his head vigorously. "Just you watch, they're gonna give me a giant ramen! I'll bet it'll be huge!"

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The three ANBU stood in the middle of a completely and utterly destroyed kitchen, trembling as the hokage towered over them.

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES?!" Tsunade shouted, an aura of pure anger radiating of her. She felt an impending headache coming on, and she wanted nothing other than to go on a sake-drinking rampage! The only problem... Naruto burned up her first sake stash, while these ANBU burned up the second, along with a kitchen!

The answer came out more like a question. "Umm... We were cooking ramen, Tsunade hokage?!"

All of the ANBU could clearly hear the barely contained rage in their hokage's voice as she said, "You... call... this... COOKING?!" She gestured to the kitchen around them angrily.

Although it was hard to tell it was ever a kitchen. No counter tops existed, just smouldering black heaps of ashes burying the floor. The walls were cracked, scorched, and covered with kunai that were sticking in the walls. In one of the walls, was a huge gaping hole that allowed people to look into the building from the outside. Blood from the summon was sprayed on all of the walls, and there were vegetables and globs of dough stuck to ceiling. The whole kitchen was a black, smouldering mess.

"I... Er... I tried to stop them!" Yelled the third ANBU.

"What do you mean, tried to stop us?! Once you saw the giant ramen bowl I made with my earth jutsu, you put that hole in the wall!"

"That was your summon! That you ROASTED!"

The ANBU's eyes widened, realizing what he had done. He had roasted his own summon! "Oh crap... I ROASTED MY OWN SUMMON!"

"QUIET!" The hokage's eye was twitching as she glared at her ANBU. The three ANBU gulped. They had only made ANBU three months ago, and so were considered, "newbies". But even they knew that the hokage's temper was not a force to be reckoned with.

"AS YOUR CONSEQUENCE, ALL THREE OF YOU ARE GOING TO BE PUT INTO A PROPER NINJA COOKING CLASS!"

The three ANBU nodded nervously, as they edged away from the angry slug sannin. "Y-Yes Tsunade-Hokage!"

"NOW HURRY ON BEFORE I 'ACCIDENT' YOU!"

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The undercover ROOT agent carried the huge ramen bowl with a bit of difficulty: it was hard getting it through the narrow doorways without spilling any, not to mention these doorways were quite narrow...

Finally getting to the door where Naruto was being kept, he managed to get it through the door and in front of the blond.

Immediately the blonde tried to shoot strait up, although he was stopped somewhat by the chains. He looked completely ravenous as he tried to lunge towards the ramen.

"GIANT RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN!"

The ROOT agent considered taking the chains off so he could eat his ramen, but if he did that, he wouldn't be able to get a head starts run to get away when Naruto tried the soup.

Because he did NOT want to be around when Naruto tried the soup with whatever it was Danzo added in.

"RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN, RASENGON!"

The ROOT agent stared in shock as Naruto slammed a rasengon against his chains, spraying metal links everywhere. Apparently this wasn't the first time he broke out of chains with a rasengon.

The ROOT agent decided to get a head start, and ran out into the hall, and listened from outside the door.

"SEE RAMEN-CHAN! IT'S RAMEN!"

A few seconds later...

"AGGGHH! WHAT IS THIS! IT ISN'T FIT TO BE CALLED RAMEN! WHOEVER DID THIS IS A MONSTER! WHY?! WHY, RAMEN, WHY?! WHOEVER DID THIS IS GONNA..."

The ANBU didn't stick around to hear the rest of that sentence. He promptly jumped out the window.

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Meanwhile, not far from the observing tower Naruto was stored in, Sasuke stood at Konoha's border with an overly dramatic look on his face. He silently gave Konoha one last look.

Where would he go next? He didn't know. Not that he was worried. He was a Uchiha! Any village would gladly accept him as their own! In fact, they would probably beg Sasuke to join him!

The wind ruffled his duck-butt hair, as he repositioned his bag. No doubt, he would become powerful in the new village! Then... he would defeat Itachi and restore his clan!

KABOOM!

An ANBU started flying into him from towards some tower, smacking into his face, leaving a trail of smoke. Sasuke looked at the ANBU, who had a rat mask on. He was out cold.

How strange.

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Thump.

THUMP.

An angry Naruto appeared, eyes red, red chakra swirling around him. He glared at the unconscious ANBU and shouted.

"HOW DARE YOU?! I WANTED RAMEN! THAT WAS NOT RAMEN, IT WAS TERRIBLE! IT WAS HORRIBLE!"

The ANBU groaned slightly.

"RAMEN!" Naruto once again had the crazed look back, but even worse than before. His red eyes and demonic chakra only added to it. His whiskers were black and widened, and his fingers had seemingly become claws.

His eyes slowly trailed away from the ANBU, and landed on Sasuke.

Sasuke froze.

Earlier, he had seen Naruto with the red chakra, but now... Naruto had claws, fangs, and his cold red eyes were staring at him steadily. What was this? Some type of strange withdrawal symptom? A kekkie gentai? Was Naruto... some type of monster?! Or was this some special ability?

Sasuke stiffened. Naruto aside, he was still leaving Konoha. Nothing would stop him now. Not even his ramen-desperate teammate.

They glared at each other, before Naruto finally spoke.

"Ramen. Ramen ramen." Naruto said.

"Hn. Hn hn hn hn." Sasuke replied.

"Ramen? Ramen ramen ramen!"

"Hn! Hn... Hn!"

"RAMEN, RAMEN!"

"HN HN, HN HN!"

The Undercover ROOT ageant looked up blearily, and wondered wether he was hearing things right. The two seemed to be pulling of a conversation composed of only grunts and 'ramen's, and even stranger, they seemed to understand each other. They even seemed to be in a heated argument! The agent wondered briefly for a second if he were still dreaming, before unconsciousness quickly retook him.

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N/A Bet you can't speak 'hn' or 'ramen'. Interesting languages, they are. I'm pretty fluent in both.

Don't worry, their argument will be translated next chapter. Or if you want, plug it into google translate.

Oh, and it was Naruto's B-Day! (Yesterday...)

AND... I DREW MYSELF A NEW AWESOME PROFILE PIC! (IT''S EITHER AWESOME, OR AWESOME)

^-^ !

"CRAZINESS HAS NO LIMITS! BWAHAHAHA!"

-quote by doodlemonstah.