So, I haven't been on in a while. Maybe you were wondering, WHAT HAPPENED TO DOODLEMONSTAH?!

Did she get run over by a truck?!

Nope.

Did she get sucked into an alternate universe?

Nuh-uh.

Did she get defeated in an epic battle against her messy room?

Almost. I guess I just lost my mojo, for a REALLY LONG time. But don't worry, I always get it back. Eventually.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

-Chapter 12-

As Tsunade watched as her three newest ANBU who had apparently destroyed an entire kitchen —and her sake stash— scampered away from her in fright, she cracked her knuckles. Yep, she was going to send them to a very SPECIAL cooking class indeed!

Suddenly the black, smoldering door of the destroyed kitchen opened, only to fall off it's hinges.

"TSUNADE! IT'S AN EVEN BIGGER EMERGANCY!" Shizune was shouting. "Something happened with Naruto, I think something was wrong with the ramen!"

Tsunade's eye started twitching. It was one disaster after another. One headache after another.

"Get a medical team analyzing that ramen right now! And call Inoichi and Yamato! ANBU Cat, Dog, and Lizard, come with me!"

She was answered with a resounding reply of, "Yes Tsunade-hokage!"

Tsunade had a vague idea of what might of happened, and she didn't like it. In her mind, Danzo had crossed the line, and she was going to do something about it.

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"Ramen? Ramen ramen ramen!"

"Hn! Hn... Hn!"

"Ramen, Ramen Ramen Ramen ramen ramen! RAMENNNN!"

Naruto glared at Sasuke in a fury. Stupid teme bastard! He gets everything handed on a silver plate to him, and what does he do? He tries to leave?! Meanwhile the only thing handed to Naruto on a silver platter was a bowl of something so vulgar, it couldn't dare be called soup, let alone ramen. WHY...?! WHY?!

"Hn... HN HN HN! HN HN HNNNN HN HN HN HHHNNN!" Sasuke shouted. Naruto... He was all wrong! Sasuke didn't get things handed to him! He had everything TAKEN from him! His family, his clan, his life! Not that Naruto would know, he never had ANYTHING TO BEGIN WITH!

Two boys glared at each other, their beliefs clearly clashing with the other's. Naruto stood on all fours, with demonic red chakra covering him head to toe, fangs and elongated nails adding to an imposing figure. His eyes were haunting red orbs which spoke of a boy filled with despair, engulfed by rage and fury. A boy alone and angry at the world.

And maybe even slightly insane.

Sasuke had a standard Uchiha clan stance, his hair blowing in the wind. His eyes were cold and calculating. What right did the idiot dobe have to stop him?

Lightning started to crackle as his arm transformed into a deadly weapon; the chidori.

"HN HN HN HN HHHHNNN!"

Naruto charged a rasengon.

"RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RASENGON!"

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Sakura was pacing near the village centre pondering all that had occurred when she heard a distant sound of an explosion.

Sakura could only stare in shock as Sasuke flew through the air towards her, skidding several times on the ground before coming to a stop. From far away, she could hear the faint, "ramen, Ramen, RAMEN! RASENGON!" steadily getting louder. Sasuke instantly got back to his feet, wielding a bright chidori once again. "HN HN HN HNNNN HNNNNNNN!"

"Ramen ramen ramen!"

"Hn Hn Hn!"

Sakura took a double-take. Were they... Communicating? With grunts and 'ramen's?! Was that even possible?! Well, she had to admit, she had started to pick up the sacred Uchiha language of "Hnn" simply by stalking Sasuke, but still.

Her thoughts were interrupted and she started shaking as she felt an ominous presence come closer. As the presence came into view, she realized that it was Naruto.

"RAMENN RAMEN RAMENNN!" He was yelling at Sasuke. Sasuke just grunted back, which Sakura was able to translate into:

"Naruto, you never had anything to begin with! So how would you know the pain of losing something?! Feel the wrath of the green sloths!"

Hey, she wasn't perfect at translating. "Hnn" is a very complex language.

Naruto yelled back, "Ramen RAMEN RAMEN Ramen!" WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO BEGIN WITH?! I HAD RAMEN DIDN'T I? AND I HAD YOU DIDN'T I? YOU SAID THAT WE WERE FRIENDS!

Sasuke scoff-grunted. THE PAIN OF LOSING RAMEN IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT OF LOSING TOMATOES!

Sakura was shaking fiercely, from what she could understand, their argument was escalating quickly, and she could clearly see what was about to happen.

In slow-mo, Sakura watched as Naruto and Sasuke started charging at each other, rasengon and chidori blazing brightly. She started tearing up as she started running towards them to intercept them, worried that her own teammates were going to destroy each other. "STOPPPP!" She cried.

Step.

Step.

Step.

Sakura realized she was now inbetween her charging teammates, who were both trying to stop to avoid hitting Sakura.

"STOOPPP!" She cried.

Everything went quiet. She looked up to see Tsunade and four ANBU, who had apparently saved the day. Two ANBU were restraining Sasuke, but where had Naruto gone?

"Ahh. Tsunade. I am shocked at how you had let things escalate, and in the middle of the village of all places. Look at all the destruction caused. Surely you do not deserve the title of hokage." Sakura turned her head towards the voice, where a strange man with an eyepatch was standing, surrounded by ninja. And slouched against one of these ninja, was Naruto's unconscious body.

Tsunade's gave a cold glare. "Danzo."

"I hardly think the council would let you remain as hokage at the events that carried out today. And in public, no less." Danzo smirked, before frowning as he realized the lack of villagers around him as witnesses.

"I had them evacuated earlier. Don't think I was going to nothing about this. In fact, there are a few ninja who are angry with you."

Danzo paled as he saw the mass amount of ninja glaring at him, all shrouded by an angry aura.

A very terrifying Anko was next to Danzo in an instant eyes blazing fire.

"SO IT'S YOUR FAULT MY DANGO COLLECTION IS GONE?!"

Gai was pounding their fists together angrily. "YOU'RE THE REASON MY TOP QUALITY GREEN SPANDEX WAS DESTROYED?"

"YOU WERE THE ONE THAT DESTROYED ICHA ICHA AND HURT MY STUDENT" A very angry Kakashi was saying, eyes glowing and dark storm clouds above his head.

Cracking knuckles, and many more shouts were yelled out as a mob started to form larger and larger.

"My shampoo!"

"My doggy chew toy!"

"MY TOMATOES!"

"MY SASUKE-SMUT!"

"Insect spray!"

"MY SAKE!"

Hinata was shockingly one of the scariest. "MY NARUTO!"

Danzo and his ninja, fight as they would, were no match for the mob of angry ninja.

Anko was speaking sickeningly sweet. "Let's play, Danzo."

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This story is almost finished, and to those who have stuck with this story, I thank you alot!

I'm sorry I haven't been on in a long time, I started way too many projects until I couldn't handle anything anymore and lost my writing mojo.

But now my mojo is back, and I'm gonna try not to make that same mistake again. ^-^!

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