Chapter 4: Pikmen?!
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"Aw, great," Wolf said as one of the two (TWO?) Foxes sent him flying off to the side. However villainous, he always managed to avoid swearing, and was quite soft- spoken unless there was an emergency.
He was brawling on the Arwing from Lylat Cruise with two Foxes and Peach. His hope was for the Fox on the team with him to distract Peach while he took care of the clone, but it wasn't working too well. He remembered wryly Link's similar mistake two years ago.
As he fell, crushing a Team Heal, something poked him on the elbow. He whipped around ready to attack… a Super Scope. He chuckled at his own reflexes, then picked it up, turning and firing across the platforms to the opposing Fox.
Blue Fox activated his reflector, sending it towards the other Fox. Normal Fox also reflected the bolts, while Wolf kept firing. When the Scope ran out of charge, Wolf threw it off the side, and jumped over the contest of reflectors.
Peach, seeing him escaping, threw a turnip up through the Super Scope charges. Wolf flinched instinctively, then stared as the vegetable disappeared, leaving a spinning purple vortex in its place. Peach gasped, and then chuckled as she realized what had happened. Her turnips can take damage, but everything goes straight through them, so they must be constantly being hit. Sound in her belief, she threw a couple more turnips into the beam.
They joined the other, creating a large, purple vortex that she then jumped into, thinking that her own turnips couldn't hit her. As she lunged for the whirlturnips with her parasol, they began pulling on the tip of her dainty sun-repeller.
She attempted to stop, braking frantically, but she was enveloped and she disappeared.
Wolf gaped at the now-empty space that Peach had previously occupied, then shrugged, not caring too much about her fate. At least, he didn't care too much… until Blue Fox knocked him roughly into the portal.
As space rippled and dissolved around him, he felt his molecular structure rearrange itself as the scintillating tunnel tore at his very being. He was no longer Wolf. He knew nothing but the tunnel.
Fox, seeing his counterpart knocking his ally into the rift, lunged over the portal, meeting Blue Fox directly over the warp. The two grappled, pulling out their blasters to stun the opponent. They viciously pulled the triggers simultaneously, melting the barrels together, which sent them spiraling down into the warp.
As the warp deposited them, headaching, on the other side, they saw Wolf and Peach being cared for by five blue Pikmen. They cracked up, falling together off the edge in their mirth, and startling Wolf awake.
He leaped to his feet, feeling slightly strange, and knocked the unconscious Peach off the side of the stage with his frying pan. In the process, he smacked a Pikmen, and immediately felt guily and apologized profusely to both the princess and the plant. As the announcer proclaimed the winner, giggling slightly, he realized what had happened.
Peach had been wearing a spiked shirt, tight pants, boots and a blaster.
Fearfully, he looked down at himself. He was wearing pink.
Author's Notes: YES! Okay, sorry everyone, Wolf needed to be in pink.
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