Hello, and welcome back to Naruto: Banned from Ramen!
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-Chapter 13-
"Let's play, Danzo." Anko was saying, sickeningly sweetly.
Danzo paled. If there was ANYTHING for a powerful shinobi such as himself to be terrified of, it was an angry kunoichi. Especially if that kunoichi was Anko. And especially if Anko had lost her dango.
Not to mention the entire angry mob of including other angry powerfull ninja like Kakashi, Tsunade, and Gai.
No matter how he thought about it, he was clearly outmatched. He was starting to regret his risky plan to take over as hokage.
He was shocked out of his stupor when he was forced to dodge an orange body flying at him.
"RAMENN!" Naruto growled as he lunged towards Danzo. He was foaming in the mouth and had unmistakable fury in his eyes and was surrounded by red chakra.
Danzo was now regretting sabotaging Naruto's ramen, too.
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The nine tailed fox growled loudly, before saying, "That's right, he was the one who sabotaged the ramen! Make him pay!"
Yes, it was slightly demeaning, having to pretend he was a magical being called, "ramen-chan", but Kurama was more than willing to give Naruto his red chakra, especially if it were to beat up Danzo, who was covered with sharingon eyeballs.
He knew all about these sharingon users, they were all the same. Corrupted by power, royal jerks. It was a sharingon user who had put forced him to attack Konoha, ultimately trapping him into the puny ramen-idiot-brat.
Slowly, red chakra continued to seep out of the cage towards Naruto.
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"RAMMEN!" Naruto was shouting angrily, red chakra seeping out of him like a sponge.
"MY DANGOS!"
"You will pay..."
Unsurprisingly, Danzo was defeated in less than ten minutes by the mob of angry shinobi, who seemed to have calmed down considerably having vented their anger mid-battle.
All except for Naruto. He seemed to be in a state worse than ever before, unable to say anything bit the word "ramen", eyes flashing between red and blue, foaming at the mouth as he shook violently. He seemed to be shouting an angry string of "RAMEN!" to ramen-chan, completely oblivious to all around him.
As an expert medic-nin, Tsunade got to work quickly. "Medical team! Report on the sabotaged Raman analysis!"
A kunoichi with a clip board quickly ran up to Tsunade and showed her some documents, frowning slightly.
"After analyzing the ramen, we found it contained a strange liquid black substance, abundant with caffeine. It seems that something reacted with the natural omega acids in the ramen."
Tsunade's eyebrows rises in shock. "You don't mean..."
"Yes. Danzo has created the banned product of coffee-ramen."
A collective gasp ran through the crowd of ninja. How could anyone purposely add coffee to ramen after the previous coffee-ramen incident?! It had left Choji poisoned for days, and left Naruto scarred for the rest of his life!
Tsunade glared at Danzo And his four ROOT ageants. "Take him away," she ordered to her ANBU. She would have to deal with him later.
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"Do you think this will work?" Asked Iruka nervously. Kakashi, and several of Naruto's closer friends were also waiting anxiously, although some were showing it more than others. Sakura seemed nervous as it was, Hinata was tapping her fingers together repeatedly, Choji was munching his chips worriedly, and Shino... Was being Shino. All in all, almost all of the "Konoha 12" had been crammed into the room where Naruto was strapped to the hospital bed, angrily raving to "Ramen-chan" to respond to him in his trademarked "Ramen language".
Tsunade carefully lifted a bowl to Naruto's mouth, which the ramen-maniac devoured instantly.
Everyone was stunned when Naruto, with a loud slurp and the wipe of his mouth, looked around the room, his previous symptoms all but gone. They nearly fell out of their seats as they heard,
"Mmm... That ramen was good. Can I have another one?"
Naruto looked around at the people gathered around his bed and gave a pout. "So what happened anyways? You're all looking at me funny."
Naruto was handed another bowl of ramen, as Iruka started laughing and was joined in by the others in the room. "That's our number one unpredictable ninja!"
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No.
NO NO NO NO NO!
'This could not be happening', Sasuke was trying to convince himself.
His eyes widened suddenly, before he ducked under the kitchen counter to avoid a fire jutsu aimed at an unsuspecting summon.
"This could not be happening," he tried to convince himself, as he dodged a mass of kunai aimed for some vegetables. Tsunade had been angry about Sasuke's attempt to leave Konoha, and as punishment, had made him take a "special cooking class" as punishment. He hadn't thought it was too bad, other than a hit to his ego. But that was before he realized just who else he was taking the class with. That's right, he was stuck with all of the ANBU that didn't know how to cook.
Loud cries could be heard all through the kitchen.
"Boiling water!"
"Hey we need flank! Flank that bull, formation C!"
"Does anyone have that cool bowl jutsu?!"
"HEY! SOMEONE THAW THESE NOODLES!"
As he dodged flying jutsu and shuriken, Sasuke had only one reassuring thought in mind:
"At least I'm near a lot of tomatoes."
THE END.
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So, that concludes the end of Naruto: Banned from ramen. How did you guys like the ending? =P
Hehehe, I almost feel bad for Sasuke, in the ANBU level cooking class. Not to pick on him, I just couldn't resist... Kukuku...
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- Naruto: Surviving the FanGIRL apocalypse -
Sasuke's birthday is coming up, known to him as the fanGIRL apocalypse, so he convinces Naruto to henge as Sasuke for the day. Unwittingly, Naruto takes the deal, in exchange for a ramen buffet. What a terrible decision.
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