Flames will be roasting marshmallows!

Me: Wow, I am rolling!

Skjor: Well now, your not a whelp yet?

Me: Uh...no not yet Skjor, need to finish with the Jarl first then we will see.

Skjor: Ah..alright.

Me: Oh, my mother pointed out to me that, in the last chapters. I had random puns. So, if you find them, compliment them in the reviews. Though, I only have seen 2. If there is more of them...opps..lol!

Skjor: alucardgal does not own my land, or world, now onward with the story!

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-Chapter 3-

Even though I knew the way to Bleak Falls Barrow, I let Camilla lead me to the path. After saying our goodbyes, I went up the path.

Going up it was the easy part, except for the fact a random wolf thought I would have made a good meal. Uh...nope, I do feel bad for killing the wolf. The thing did not give me any choice. I did skin it, for refinements of my armor if need be.

Afterword, I came across the tower before the barrow.

Hmm...three bandits VS me...I WIN!

Well, I am not so well at being a sneak. Time for a charge!

Pulling out my steel greatsword, and charged. I startled the lookout, who in turn only took two swings and he was down. The second bandit, was the archer..ugh! Holding my sword in my right hand, lifting my left, I used a basic shock spell, successfully killing her, instantly. The last bandit wearing what appears to be iron armor came charging at me, after he seeing his comrades dead.

I deflected his initial attack, then retaliated with my own. Which he dodged, well damn! Finally, after two strikes, the third getting him in the gut. Down he went, like his comrades in arms.

After I looted the bodies and what was in the tower, I decided to take a break for a moment.

'Oh man I am tired a bit.' I thought to myself, as I tried to catch my breath. Grabbing a stamina potion, taking a swig, then drowning it.

'Ah much better.'

Letting the potion take its effect, then decided to continue on.

'Three more bandits...VS me...I WIN!' I thought as I smiled evilly.

The first bandit, who is an archer saw me first, and gave a holler.

'Damn..there goes that idea.' I thought bitterly.

That holler had gotten the other two bandits attention. The second bandit came at me with a steel battle axe, who is a nord wearing waist fur armor.

'Really?' Was my thought about the bandit. Lifting my right hand, as the nord bandit kept charging, he could not get away, as he was lit up with my basic flame spell. By the time he got to me, he was a dead, charred crisp. I did not get any damage from him.

Though the archers...so, annoying.

The first archer who had spotted me, charged at me, she was also a nord. Wearing studded armor, and her choice of weapon, an iron dagger.

'Why?' I asked myself again, as she was burnt as a crisp before reaching me as the first bandit. The third bandit, who was the last. He too was an archer, though not a really good one.

'Hmm...must be a breton, because he keeps missing me.'

Running up to the breton archer, pulled out my steel greatsword and gutted him in one move.

The last of the bandits is dead.

Drinking another stamina potion and taken a moment to regain my energy. Looted the bodies, yet again.

"Alright, here I go again on my own. Down the only road, I ever known!" I whispered in a kind of singly tone.

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After a few more bandits, another one who was dumb enough to flip a switch with out solving the stones. A few skeevers, and now I am about to go against a FUCKIN' Wounded Frostbite Spider!

'Oh Bloody Hell' I thought, before I would go out and alert it. And the dark elf is calling for help, or more like begging for it.

Having my weapon out still, I decided to poison my weapon with some Frostbite Spider venom. After I did, I brought out my courage, steeled my girly scared side and went out of my hiding spot. The elf saw me, and yelled at me to kill the spider.

'Well no duh, elf.' I thought with some annoyance.

The big, bad spider came down, and shot some poison at me. I dodge it, and charged at it. Slashing, at it, not caring how I hit it. As long as I hit it, kind of thing. Finally after, a few swinging slashes, the damn thing died. Gotta love poisons!

"Ugh! Yuck! Yuck, ewe!" I shouted like a silly little girl, after killing the spider, moving around like a crazy person.

As soon as I talked and freed the dunmer, he turned and split. He was saying that he would not share the power or treasure.

I let him go, he will die by the traps he wont see ahead of him.

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I finally reached the main chamber where I need to go. I looked around first to see if there is any loot. There was a chest behind the wall, where I believe my first word wall would be. As soon as I got to the chest, I can faintly hear a chant.

'Yep my first shout.' I thought. I opened the chest, found some gold, a couple of silver rings, and a few soul gems.

I walked past the walk way to the wall, to where would be the exit, behind the waterfall, a potion outside another chest, which only had some gold. I then head to the main floor, to face the main draugr, who is guarding the dragonstone I am looking for.

I walked to the wall, the chanting, I heard was increasing in volume. As soon as I touched the wall, the word glowed very bright. Blinding me for a moment, and the word, FUS rang in my head. Push is FUS, FUS is Push. That echoed loud in my mind and it faded after a moment. My eyesight returned, now it was time to face the guardian of the stone.

As soon as I turned from the wall and walked to the horizontal crypt. It burst open reviling the draugr within. Before he burst out I had pulled my steel greatsword out, I started hack and slash at him. Before the draugr got out, I nailed him in the gut, killing him for good. I checked him, by stabbing him again.

I checked his body, and lodged in his back was the stone.

After for what seemed a long time, I finally got the stone. I gain more gold, a new greatsword with an enchantment on it, frost damage.

Looted a poison on the shelving next to his coffin, and in the large chest, a full grand soul gem, iron gantlets, and some more gold.

I went up the stairs to the exit, it was blocked by a wall. Looking to my right, was the switch. The wall rose up, I was hit with a light cold breeze.

"Ah...that feels good." I sighed happily. I follow the small spaced tunnel, till I seen a small landing, and a place to jump from.

I slide down, instead of jumping. Injuries is not recommended when alone. After a successful slide, I spotted a chest to my right. Opening the lock, inside was some gold, and the Amulet of Talos.

'Hmm...good, when I slay my first dragon, shouting would be a little better.' I thought to myself as I slid on the Amulet. Feeling, a slight warming sensation, the blessing was activated.

Afterword, looking around for a moment, I spotted the exit. Finally out of the damn place!

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It was dark by the time I made it back to Riverwood. Checking on the trader's door, seeing it locked. Deciding to spend the night at the inn, and see Lucan in the morning.

Walked in the inn, asked the owner for a room, paid the gold. Finding the right bed, I fell in, and was out cold. I was exhausted from my day of adventure.

The next morning, I gotten a small breakfast from Orgnar, one of the innkeepers. After eating, I walked out side to see, it was about, I think nine or ten. Time to see Lucan and Camilla.

After entering the traders, there siblings were not arguing this time, just having a random conversation.

"I hope this is what are you talking about, Lucan." I stated with a smile, as I pulled out and handed him the golden claw.

He laughs and said, "You have found it!"

He given me a large sum of money, and sent me on my way. His sister, said her gratitude that the claw is back, and Lucan's mood is a happy one.

I left Riverwood, and headed back to Whiterun, to give Farengar the dragonstone. It was round lunch when I got back to Dragonsreach. I had walked a bit slow, the reason is that I had wanted to sight see. To look at the land, to see the beauty of Skyrim had to offer. The view I had seen on the way back was breathtaking.

Entering Dragonsreach, I headed in the direction to the court wizard's office. I notice he had company, Delphine. Oh I have always hated that bitch!

After giving the stone to the wizard, gaining praise from Delphine bitch. Irileth rushed in needing Farengar and myself. A dragon has been spotted in Whiterun hold.

Going up to talk to the Jarl.

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After talking and getting a reward from the Jarl, I was sent with Irileth to defeat the dragon. We could not find the dragon, so we looked for any survivors. We found one and he warned us to stay away, the dragon was still around somewhere. Irileth demanded answers from the terrified guard.

While Irileth was demanding answers, I was looking at the sky, looking at where I could see Bleak Falls Barrow. There, the dragon emerged, he flew to us at a fast pace.

Time to kill a dragon...a real dragon...awe shit!

The dragon flew around using his thu'um of fire, that reminded me of Helgen. The dragon was different, slightly smaller, than the one that attacked Helgen.

Using a new frost spell, ice spike, hitting the dragon hard.

He is weak to frost!

Throwing some more ice spikes at him. I hear that beast speak, in his native tongue. Kind of creepy if you ask me.

Ah, his name is Mirmulnir. After he spoke it, I believe it means 'Loyal Mortal Hunter'

Why do I know this don't know, maybe because of the divines made sure. Uh...back to fighting him.

Mirmulnir landed in front of me, talking in dragon tongue. My response is pulling out my steel greatsword, and slashing at his muzzle. Who in turn roared out in pain, and retaliated with his fire breathe. First hot, ouch, ewe, dude you need a breathe mint.

I kept slashing at his nose, and got the courage to jump onto his head and plunged my sword into his skull, effectively killing him.

I heard, Mirmulnir's voice stated just before he died, "Dovahkiin? Nid!"

Getting off of him, backing way slowly, as his body fades into some kind of seeing wind. The seeing wind rushed into me. Feeling his soul combined with mine, talk about a weird strange feeling.

'Ah, Dovahkiin you defeated me. I congratulate you on your victory. You now can use Fus. I grant that power to you.' Came Mirmulnir's deep voice, as he merged with me.

Turns out to the guard I am dragonborn. Someone who is gifted with the voice and all that. I already knew that.

Time to head back to Jarl Balgruuf, and tell him what had happened.

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Me: There you go!

Skjor: So, not a whelp yet.

Me: So, you want Kaira to join the companions?

Skjor: I thought you were going too.

Me: Hmm...we will see about it, now my readers/listeners review!