(ONESHOT) MWAHAHAHA…I'm back. Thanks to everyone who reviewed Punk'd! (title change on a great suggestion). That oneshot has now become my favourite oneshot ever. But here's another one. Cute-ish and funny-ish. Don't read half of it and assume you know how it ends…cause it ends differently…lol.

Basically Jesse and Suze making out with a weird ending. R & R

Disclaimer: (I always forget these) I don't own any of the characters apart from the plot…so deal with it…I do

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We were making out on my bed.

The house was empty and Jesse was peppering my jaw line with kisses. You can probably imagine that we were both enjoying ourselves veeerrryyy much.

It was a Friday night. Jesse had come round so we could just talk for a while and catch up on what the other person was doing in life and instead we ended up having a total make out session.

It's not like I minded or anything…

Duh!

I began tracing his scar with my index finger as he muttered something in Spanish.

Remind me in my next life to take Spanish instead of French…unless of course that Jesse is French and his name is Francois or something.

How unbelievably weird would a French Jesse be?

We were getting down to second base as my silk shirt went flying…and consequently landing on Spike. Who was watching this all with interest.

WHAT?

Jesse wouldn't exactly shove Spike out of the room. He'd rather shove me out of the room. (yes it is quite fascinating when your boyfriend would take Spike on a date if he had to)

So getting back to the story before I distract you once again, I had unbuttoned Jesse's shirt and was running my hand up those gorgeous abs…come to momma!

While I was being entertained by his abs, he was being entertained with my nose.

I am not kiddin'.

I swear he was kissing my nose again and again and again and again. I left his abs reluctantly so I could entwine my hands in his hair. I heard a low grumble. My jeans were unbuttoned and sliding down.

"I'm sorry!" Jesse says immediately straightening up causing me to topple off the bed onto the floor.

"I'm sorry what?" I asked. I mean we had been past this stage quite a few times…

"I'm sorry but your un-attractiveness has just caused me to go gay and I will now pursue my love with Adam. Here I come honey-buns!"

"I'm sorry but I can't do this Susannah. I am going to become a priest and spend my life finding the right partner for Spike,"

"I'm sorry but you suck at making out,"

Nope none of them. Instead…

"I'm sorry but I'm quite hungry. Got any PB & J's?"

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God…imagine Jesse did say he was gay with Adam…lol! PLEASE REVIEW!!!! I'm begging you!! And if you dont...then Jesse get's it...