After the whole thing with the spider, I went out and had fun swinging my sword at random mobs. Watch out cow!
Watch out sheep!
Watch-OH MY GOD IT'S ANOTHER EXPLODING GUY
I ran away as far as my blocky legs would take me, screaming the lyrics to 'Domino' while doing so.
"TAKE ME DOWN, I'M LIKE A DOMINO!" I scream, trying to get the green guy out of my head. My wounds had just healed!
"EVERY SECOND IS A HIGHLIGHT," I flailed through trees and bushes, getting my legs and arms scraped by the branches.
'WHEN WE TOUCH DON'T EVER LET ME GOOOOOOOO!" I pant, finishing with a falsetto.
That's around the time I realize I have no idea where I am.
I look back the way I came. My footprints are already fading from the tall grass.
I slowly do an about-face and start marching. My heart sinks as I realize nothing is familiar. I turn around in circles. I do jumping jacks. I act like I am completely mad.
I sit down on the grass and plunk my head into my knees. Now I'm hungry. The only thing I have in store is an iron sword and some raw meat and leather.
I stare at the raw meat.
Could I?
Oh, what the heck.
I stuffed the whole thing in my mouth and gagged. It tasted horrible. I should have tried the leather instead.
"Seems like everybody's got a price...i wonder how they sleep at night…" I sung softly. I found myself making up new words.
"When the blocks spawn in
and and the mobs go wild
Just get all your torches and
mine
Why am I even here
I don't even know how I spawned
In my computer
But I'm definitely not
having a good
Time
Yes I have looked to the right
Yeah I have looked to the left
Can you feel that?
I'm really lost in a crazy world
It's not about the-"
Someone cleared their throat. I whipped around. This guy in a black hoodie was staring at me. The weird thing was, he had this blobby green head and holes for his facial features.
"Hi?" I finally asked after a sizable awk-ward silence, as my sister Bess would call it.
My heart panged. I forgot about how much I missed Bess. And Mom. And even annoying Sean. But now I had to deal with this weird slime head thing. Was it dangerous?
"Hello," said the slime-head thing.
I let out a breath of relief.
It wasn't dangerous. Even the spider hadn't said hello.
"What are you?" I asked, feeling a bit rude, but having to make sure.
He ran away screaming.
I stared dumbfoundedly for a second.
I guess the question had been rude, but not, you know, that rude. Should I have said "Who are you," instead?
"Wait!" I called after him. "I'm lost! Can you at least give me directions-"
The last trace of black hoodie had disappeared into the trees.
The sun started to set.
I put my head back in and my hands and chewed a piece of grass.
It was going to be a long night.
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