I was stunned. Engineer was right in front of me! But... is he? I tried coughing out "Come in", but I was speechless. Engie stepped in, he probably understood what was I trying to say. "Make yourself at home." I mumbled, and went to the kitchen. I silently made remarks of what happened, "God! Right in the damn target! He made me speechless from some surprise visit.". I got some cookies and gave it to Engie. "What brings you here, Engineer..?" I asked him. He sat still, and everything was silent. "This could've been a cosplay Engie joke." I said to myself.
"We were transported here.." He mumbled.
"I beg your pardo-"
"WE WERE TRANSPORTED HERE FOR NO DARN REASON DAMMIT!"
"ENGIE CALM DOWN AND EXPLAI-"
"DID YOU SEE SOLDIER, OR MEDIC, EVEN HEAVY? ANY OF THEM?"
"ENGIE, CALM- WAIT WHAT!?"
Everything clicked in that short argument. "You mean to say that, Soldier, Medic and Heavy are here too?" I asked. Engie calmed down and explained everything.
"We were doing our daily duties of capturing points, getting the BLU team's suitcase from their intelligence, and protecting the base from their bomb, when suddenly Merasmus came out of nowhere
and sworn to Soldier he'd get his revenge this time. Then he made a spell and we had to protect Soldier from that darn thing, but it was useless. Me, Heavy, Medic and Soldier got affected and here we are, in some world we don't know."
I was once again, speechless at 2 minutes approximate by the same guy. "So you don't know where you are now" I asked Engineer. "Yeah.. That is unless if you can point it out." he said. "Well here it goes"
"Engineer, you are still in USA, but no longer in Teufort, and there is no such thing as Teufort in the REAL WORLD." I started.
"Wait, Real world?" He asked.
"Engie, the Real world is far more different than yours. Likewise I said, you still have Texas in the USA."
"So the Real world has no Teufort, wait a minute why is that?"
"This will be quite long as I have expected."
Chapter 2: "I know you, you don't know me"