"Did we scare you?"

Eric was thoroughly confused at this point. Sitting on his stomach with a leg curled on either side of him, was Bonnie, while Chica laid next to him on her stomach, hands propping up her chin.

"Whgaa-wha-wha...AHAHAHAH" Eric broke down into hysterical sobs and chuckles, experiencing severe mental whiplash going from almost dying painfully to tender care so quickly.

"Omigosh! We're so sorry honey~" Bonnie and Chica wrapped their suprisingly soft arms around Eric lavished him with warm, wet kisses on his cheeks and his mouth. "We didn't mean to make you so upset boo" Chica cooed in a slightly british, mechanical accent, cradling Erics head in her arms.

"Ok...ok...um...Why are y-could you get off me?" Eric struggled to get out from under the pile of competing questions in his mind, as well as the pile of warm, squirming, giggling fur on top of him.

"I dont know...I kinda like it up here." Bonnie teased, returning to her earlier position with both thighs gripping Erics midriff.

"Give the kid a break hun." Chica got up off the floor and sat on the desk. "He's had a long day."

Bonnie lifted her sizable butt off of Eric's stomach and he exhaled deeply. He stood up and dusted himself off. "Wait...ok. So you guys can talk?"

"What was your first clue?" Bonnie giggled. "What she MEANS to say is that we did get sentience, speech, and a whole BUNCH of other cool stuff when they upgraded us yesterday. You're the first security guard we haven't had to immediately kill!" Chica said excitedly.

"Yeah, some of our upgrades are really FUN~" Bonnie smirked, eyeing Eric. "I'm just so tired from SINGING all day like I normally do. I wanna try them out..." Bonnie approached Eric, grabbed him by his collar and brought his face close to hers, until their noses were pressed against each other. "Wanna help?"

"I...uhhh..." Eric's uncertainty was stifled when Bonnie locked him in a deep, passionate kiss. Eric's eyes widened as he felt Bonnie grapple him by his hips and force her suprisingly humanlike tongue inbetween Eric's lips, swirling her tongue around his and lapping up his spittle from his mouth.

"Oohh that DOES look like fun!" Chica giggled. "Can I join?"

"WAITWAITWAITWAIT" Eric pushed himself away from Bonnies slimy grasp. "I'm not so sure-"

"You live with your mom." Bonnie said flatly.

"I..well...yeah..."

"So Eric..." Bonnie grabbed Eric by his collar again and threw him legnthwise across the desk, his head coming to a rest in Chicas lap. "I'll ask you again. Do you wanna teach me and Chica what its like to be sentient?"

"I do"

"Just the answer I was looking for."

Chica undid her bib ("Lets Eat!") while bringing her legs around to straddle Erics chest. Bonnie began stroking Eric in his crotch, feeling up his inner thighs and gently squeezing the bulge rapidly forming in his pants. Eric felt a shudder wrack his body as Chica leaned over to wrap her bib around his neck, tying it in the back, giving Eric full reign to gently stimulate her soft breasts with his fingers and mouth.

"So Eric, how do you like being human so far?" Bonnie asked seductively, undoing the zipper on his pants and hopping up onto the desk to straddle him as well. While she slowly arched and relaxed her back to stroke Eric's fully erect cock with her soft buttcheeks, Chica had now turned herself around to face Bonnie, giving Eric a good view of round, puffy, "new hardware". She looked back over her shoulder, grinnning.

"It's pretty good."