"I quit"
"...You quit." The manager repeated, almost in disbelief
"I quit"
"...But WHY do you quit?"
After the events of last night, Eric had resolved to march directly to the managers office first thing in the morning and turn in his badge. Anyone who had been in his situation would agree.
"Well, I-"
"Let me rephrase that as a statement. You ESSENTIALLY get paid to do, what WAS almost dying every night in defense of yourself, and is now having passionate sex for hours every night." The manager clasped his hands, interlacing his fingers pensively. "On tuesday we had our animatronics upgraded, at the cost of thirty grand, not ONLY to serve as a security system by themselves, but to also be...VORACIOUSLY fuckable." He leaned forward. "Not only do you want to quit, but you say you also didn't get any."
"...Yes."
"OK."
"Can I go now?"
"Are you a homosexual? Because Freddy-"
Eric became very frustrated at this point, bringing his fists down on the managers desk, knocking over his mug of pencils. "LOOK. If you want to know why I'm leaving, watch the security footage from the office. WITH THE SOUND ON. Just know you don't pay me enough to play CAMUS to a bunch of ROBOTS 'TIL SIX IN THE MORNING."
"Why would I want to watch your pimply ass have sex? Also, isn't 'mummy' going to be dissapointed in you?"
Eric turned to spit on his carpet as he stomped out of the managers office.
A/N
well...yeah. That was my first fic! I hoped u thought it was cute! remember to leave a review, i really wanna know what i should work on for next time. Thanks 3