"The air was clear.. I was -dying- to bite my teeth into something.. Get it, because I'm a vampire!" The voice blurted from the tape recorder, as a white, cloaked hand slammed down on the recorder, laughing hysterically at the recorder. "Now, Integra.. Why the bloody hell won't you let me go for that damned priest!?" Alucard sat to himself, drinking a bottle of whiskey, looking around the room as she looked at Seras. "Police girl, get you and your big titties over here!"
Seras, a girl who appeared at the younger ages of her life, about twenty, twenty one, always in her yellow outfit while around the castle. She walked over to Alucard and smiled warmly and yet shyly at him. "You called me, Master?" Seras stood tall and not flinching a bit, waiting for her masters response.
Alucard glared at her upper torso, his glasses shining just at the right angle to disguise where his eyes were located, like always. "Let's go on a field trip! Contact Integra, and make sure she knows that her kiddies are going on a-"
Sir Integra glared at the two, with her eyes directed right at Alucard. "I don't think so Alucard. There are still minor amounts of Nazi activities to explore. Now get the bloody hell out of here!"
Alucard glared with slight anger, looking directly into her eyes with a small mouth open. "But mooooooom, I want to go on a fucking field trip!" He seemed rather more pissed than usual, kiddingly of course.
"I don't think soooooo. Do as your mommy tells you to!" Integra threw him a bottle of whiskey while Seras stood there, not speaking a word. "Fine, -mom-." He held onto Seras, while with the bottle of whiskey in hand. He then dashed off, noticeably gone. "Bye, biiiiiiiiiiitch!"
_End_