Eagledawn: Welcome to the Dr. Leafpool show!
Leafpool: Today we have two special guests! Come on down, Firestar and Sandstorm!
Firestar: Hi Bob Barker! (dazed)
Sandstorm: …!
Leafpool: …yes. Now what seems to be the problem?
Firestar: OH LONG JOHNSON! Why I eyes ya…(falls off chair)
Sandstorm: He's gotten into…THE CATNIP.
(everyone gasps)
Leafpool: Oh dear!
Firestar: (hiccup) ROFLMAO! (rolls on the floor)
Leafpool: (searches Firestar) I found the culprit! (pulls out catnip hidden in his fur)
Firestar: NOOOOOOOOO! Sandstorm, I have a (hiccup) confession to make!
Sandstorm: …fire away.
Firestar: I LOVE J00 CATNIP! (snatches catnip and runs to the back of the studio)
Leafpool: I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do. (shakes head)
Firestar: Sandstorm, com heeere, dahling!
Sandstorm: Oooh! Coming!
(laughter comes from behind the studio)
Leafpool: …um. You guys are GRANDPARENTS, right?
Firestar: (hiccup) Rio Grande!
Sandstorm: Yes, but…what does that matter? LET'S—
Firestar: HEHEHEHE! Mwah…
Leafpool: This would be an example where parents are EXTREMELY embarrassing…
Sandstorm: We'll be back at about 5 am honey!
Leafpool: (facepalm) Ugh!
Firestar: (hiccup) Cat wikipedia page is just omg!
Sandstorm: I know, right! Let's copy it!
Leafpool: (barf) That's all the time we have today, folks! See you next time on the Dr. Leafpool show!