Me: So Kakashi-sensei, since this is the last chapter in where you talk in full sentences, would you mind saying the disclaimer?
Kakashi/looks up from his hentai book/ What do you mean the last chapter in where I talk in full sentences?
Me: Oh, you'll find out soon enough... /grins evilly and rubs hand together/
Kakashi: Ano... okay... Shadowymind doesn't own me-
Sakura: Me
Naruto: Or me
Sasuke: ... Hn.
Me: In Sasuke language that means 'or me'.
The rest of the characters: OR US!!!!
Me: So basically...
Everyone: SHE DOESN'T OWN ANY OF US!!!
Me: YAY!!!!... wait... awwww... that sucks... TT
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Sakura appeared in front of the hokage's A.K.A her sensei's office and started banging on the door. Well, she forgot about her obsene strength, so she ended up breaking the door into a million tiny splinters.
"Uh-oh... Anoooo... I promise that I'll pay for that Tsunade... shi... shou?" Sakura gaped at the sight before her.
There before her was her snoozing sensei, and there were empty sake bottles around her desk. Oh, it gets worse... In her hands were scissors and Sakura's house key that was given to her by Sakura in case of emergencies. Scattered next to her empty sake bottles were bottles of pink and purple dye. To top it all off, her hands were scorched!
Realizing the truth, Sakura growled, "Grrrr... Tsu. na. de. shi. shou..."
That very second, Sasuke and Kakashi appeared/poofed behind her. Seeing Sakura's expression, they knew that something was wrong.
"Sakura? What's wrong? What happened?" Kakashi asked curiously and worriedly.
"What happened? That's what happened..." Sasuke answered pointing to the scene.
All of them stared in shock and awe. Anger coursed through their veins as they found out the real crook behind the crime. The thought of losing their most prized possessions because of HER, THE HOKAGE, was simply too unbearable.
Seeing that Tsunade wasn't going to wake up anytime soon, and that they needed something to vent their built up frustration, they decided that it was time to do the honors of waking the hokage up.
"TSUNADE-SAMA!!!!!! YOU OLD HAG!!! WAKE UP!!!!" the three members of Team 7 screamed simultaneously.
Tsunade nearly fell out of her chair when she heard the human alarm clocks. Her head was pounding due to her hang-over, and she was very disoriented. Well, seeing her half-naked student, the last remaining Uchiha in pink and purple, and a Icha Icha Paradise-less Kakashi didn't make it any better. Wait, there's a bonus... They all looked like they wanted to kill her! Oh, joy to Tsunade's heart! (A/N:Sarcasm, people. Sarcasm.)
Groaning in agony, Tsunade asked, "What are you three doing in my office? Did you call me old hag?! And, why do you guys look like that?"
"You want to know what happened, Tsunade-shishou?" Sakura asked, shaking with fury.
"Ano, that's why I asked, Sakura," Tsunade said matter-of-factly.
"Well Tsunade-sama, what happened," Kakashi stated, trying to keep his cool ,"was that a certain person, to be exact a certain Kage, destroyed each of our most important, personal belongings."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. When we came over here to tell you, we found the most interesting sight," Sasuke said.
"What would that be?" Tsunade asked, ready to pounce on the Kage that invaded the privacy of Team 7.
"Hehe... that's the funny part... at first, we thought that it was Naruto, but instead we found the evidence about who destroyed our stuff," Sakura paused. She began again, this time joined by Kakashi and Sasuke, "RIGHT IN THIS VERY OFFICE!!!"
"Wait, wait. You're telling me that I'm the one that-"
"HAI!!!"
Then, Shizune burst into the room carrying Tonton.
"Good morning Tsunade-sama, Sakura-san, Sasuke-san, Kakashi-san!" she greeted.
Poor Shizune was the next person that the group pounced on, but it was mostly Sakura that did most of the screaming.
"SHIZUNE!!! WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING TSUNADE-SHISHOU!!!!" Sakura shrieked, making Tonton scurry out of Shizune's arms.
"A-ano, Sakura-san... I was sick yesterday, so I had to stay home. Wait. What exactly happened?"
So, Sakura had to explain everything that had passed to the confused Shizune. Shizune's eyes were as big as Tsunade's boobs (A/N: HAHA!!) when Sakura had finished. She looked around the room and saw the empty sake bottles laying about. Her eyes narrowed as she shifted her gaze to Tsunade.
"Tsunade-sama, did you remember anything at all from last night?" Shizune asked.
"Iie... Actually, the last thing I remember was opening a bottle of sake," Tsunade stated, puzzled on why Shizune would ask such a thing.
"Hai... just as thought," Shizune said, shaking her head knowingly. She turned back to the three. "Tsunade-sama was drunk last night, therefore she didn't know what she was doing when she invaded your homes."
Silence took over the room. Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi were all deep in thought. Tonton was hiding behind Shizune. Shizune was glancing nervously back and forth from Tsunade to Team 7, and Tsunade was staring of into space.
Out of the blue, Sakura let out a cry, and she ran onto the closet where Tsunade's sake was stored.
"That's it, Tsunade-shishou! No more sake! Quick Sasuke-kun, Kakashi-sensei, help me with this sake," Sakura commanded as she took out armfuls of sake.
Although, before Sasuke or Kakashi could even take a step, a loud slam was heard. All eyes were on Tsunade, whose desk had a huge dent mark and whose nostrils were flaring.
"How dare you try to take my sake," Tsunade muttered. "NOBODY TRIES TO TAKE MY SAKE UNLESS IT'S GOING TO BRING BACK DAN AND NOWAKI WHICH I KNOW THAT ALL OF YOU ARE UNABLE TO DO!!!"
Sakura froze in her place, sake still in hand for fear of dropping the bottles would only break them. That would only make thing worse. Her sensei was angry enough already. In fact, that was the angriest state she had ever seen her in.
"As punishment for attempting to take my sake, you'll have to... ano... hmmm... Kakashi, come here!" Tsunade demanded.
"Okay," Kakashi stated unsurely.
Tsunade bit her thumb and did a few handsigns. (A/N: No, it's not Kuchiyose no Jutsu.) She drew a star on Kakashi's back with her bleeding finger, and she muttered an inaudible jutsu under her breath. A puff of smoke surrounded Kakashi.
"Your punisment, Sakura and Sasuke, is to,"
The smoke cleared up and revealed a toddler Kakashi.
"TAKE CARE OF KAKASHI UNTIL THIS JUTSU WEARS OFF"
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A/N: CLIFFIE!! YAYS!! ANOTHER CHAPTER COMPLETE!!! R&R PLEASE!!!