Tonton: Oink oink oink oink oink oink. Oink oink.
Shizune: To translate, Shadowymind does not own Naruto. Thank you.
Tsunade: Shizune!! Give me my sake!!
Shizune: I don't have your sake, Tsunade-sama..
Tsunade: If you don't, then who does/looks around/
Sakura: I DO!!! MWAHAHAHA/runs away with sake/
Tsunade: AARGH!! COME BACK HERE SAKURA/runs after Sakura/
Shizune: Tsunade-sama! Sakura-san/runs after them/
Me/sigh/shakes head/
Tonton: Oink...
Me: Same here, Tonton. Same here... ANYWAYS, ENJOY!!!
Tonton: OINK OINK!!
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Sasuke and Sakura stared at Tsunade, astonished to see their former sensei as a toddler and that Tsunade would make them take care of him.
"Matte, Tsunade-shishou... You can't be serious about this, can you?" Sakura asked, glancing at Kakashi.
" Oh, yes I am, Sakura..."
"B-but me and Sasuke-kun a-aren't experienced with kids..." Sakura tried reasoning. Keyword 'tried'.
"Well, now's the time to get some experience. Especially Sasuke if he's planning on restoring that clan of his," Tsunade stated, smirking at Sasuke.
Sasuke's eyes narrowed at Tsunade, but he kept silent.
"Of course, you guys don't have to do this if you don't want to," Tsunade said, smiling mischieviously.
"W-we don't?" Sakura asked, surprised that Tsunade suddenly withdrew her punishment.
"Oh no... Instead, you'll have to..." Tsunade walked up to Sakura and whispered something so inaudible that even Sasuke couldn't hear it.
Sakura blushed eight shades of red. She shook her head vigorously at Tsunade's comment. Sasuke, looked at Tsunade confusedly, then to Sakura who was slowly recovering from the very recent dilemma.
"F-fine, you win, Tsunade-sama... We'll accept the punishment..." Sakura muttered, fully recovered, admitting defeat.
"We do?" Sasuke looked at Sakura, bewildered that she had given up so easily.
Sakura nodded her head. "Hai, Sasuke-kun. We have no choice..."
"Good," Tsunade seated herself back into her chair. "Now, take that little tot, and get out of here. I have a lot of paperwork to finish."
"Before we go Tsunade-sama, where's Naruto? Why couldn't we find him?" Sasuke queried.
"Now that you mention it, I haven't seen Ino, Tenten, or Neji for a while either," Sakura observed.
"Well, I guess I owe you at least that information. I mean, after what I did to you guys and all," Tsunade saida huge grin present on her face as she gazed at Sasuke and Sakura's current attire.
"So where are they?" It was obvious that Sasuke was getting impatient.
"Alright, alright. I'll tell you, oh impatient one. The four of them are on a mission to spy on Oto,"
"NANI?!! Are you sure that they're gonna be alright there? I mean, think about it... what if they get caught? It'll just be the four of them against all of Oto... not to mention, Orochimaru..." Sakura said the last part with disgust evident in her voice.
"They're going to be fine, Sakura. They're the top anbu of the village, next to you and Sasuke," Tsunade reasurred Sakura.
"That's true, but that doesn't mean that Oto doesn't have any skilled shinobi as well!" Sakura argued.
"Sakura, you heard her. Naruto and the others are some of the most powerful shinobi in the village. Each of them have their own special techniques. The ninja in Oto won't stand a chance against them," Sasuke stated.
"I guess you're right Sasuke-kun," Sakura sighed.
'That's exactly what I said, but I guess she just listens to Sasuke...' Tsunade thought.
"Oh and another thing. You two won't have any missions due to your punishment."
"NANI?!!! NO MISSIONS?!!!!"
"Hai, that's right," Tsunade nodded.
"Well, I guess there's no point i arguing. All right then," Sakura said.
'What's with Sakura giving up so easily today?' Sasuke questioned himself.
"It's best that we better go now. We'll be seeing you around Tsunade-shishou," Sakura stated with a wave before walking out the door. Better yet doorframe since Sakura demolished the door.
Sasuke followed her silently, nodding to the Hokage as he exited the doorframe.
Tsunade plopped exhaustedly into her chair.
"Ugh... It's only 11:00 a.m. and I'm already this worn out? -sigh- Shizune, get me my sake!"
Shizune, who had been wordless throughout the whole dispute, replied disappointedly, "Tsunade-sama, didn't you see what you did to those three while you were drunk? I thought you had learned your lesson already."
"Shizune, GET ME MY SAKE NOW UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE TURNED INTO A TODDLER, TOO!!!" Tsunade threatened.
"A-ano, nevermind what I said before, Tsunade-sama. One bottle of sake coming up!"
Just as she was about to leave the room, Shizune noticed something odd.
"Oi Tsunade-sama,"
"What is it?!" Tsunade asked, crankily due to lack of sake.
"Do you know where Tonton went"
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Sasuke and Sakura walked, silence hanging around them. Well, except for the occasional crash of the trees that Sakura punched.
After punching her 10th tree, Sakura realized something.
"Sasuke-kun..."
"Hn."
"Tell me that you brought Kakashi-sensei with you,"
"Nani? I thought you brought him,"
"KUSO!!!!!"
"OINK!!!!" (A/N: No, that was not Sasuke that said, "OINK)
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A/N: Hope you found this chapter enlightening! Remember my new rule!! R&R PWEASE!!!