Senshi In School

By Scarlet Starlet of the Wind

(Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or the concept of Middle School, or any of the hotels or inns mentioned.)

A/N: I know it's taken forever, but my mom likes to be on the computer for ten hours straight, playing some stupid game!!!

"Well, we're here!" Kokoro smiled. "Charity Airport."

"This is America? This is weird." Hotaru remarked.

"I know, but guess what? I get to go to Elementary School instead of a middle school because I'm only ten!!"

"Not anymore, you're not." Kokoro zapped Chibi-Usa with the age-ifier, making her three years older. "How does it feel to be a teenager?"

"AAAHHH!!! MY FACE! MY FACE! IT'S COVERED IN CHICKEN POX!!! I HAVE THE CHICKEN POX!!"

"No you don't, it's called acne."

Usagi shook her head. "This teenage stuff is not gonna work for me. Can we leave her at 10 and just say that she skipped 4th, 5th and 6th grade?"

"We can do that." Kokoro zapped Chibi-Usa again with the age-ifier and she became her normal ten-year-old self.

"I'm me! I'm me!" Chibi-Usa danced around. "WOOH!"

"Ok, so, where are we staying?"

"Well, do you really want to know?" Kokoro asked.

"I don't think I want to know," Minako replied.

"Well, I'm gonna tell you. We are temporarily living in Econo Lodge because Galaxia found a way to get into people's penthouses and tear them apart."

"ECONO LODGE???" They all yelled. "There is no way we're living in Econo Lodge. You're joking with me, right?"

"No. I'm serious."

"All I know is that cats aren't allowed." Luna said, "I'm gonna go mug someone with my talking abilities and go back to Tokyo."

"Me too!" Artemis chorused.

"But LUNA, I can't lose you!! Oh, I know how you can stay and go with us!" Usagi was going to power up. "Moon Cosmic Power...Make Up!!!"

She transformed into Sailor Moon. "Moon...Turn-Luna-Into-A-Human...Super Scepter Thwack!" She thwacked Luna in the head with the Moon Sceptre. And Luna turned into a human.

Artemis began to run. He didn't want to go.

"I think I can do a long-range!" Sailor Moon said, "Moon...Turn-Artemis-Into-A-Human...Super Scepter Long Range Attack!!!" It hit Artemis and he became a human. "NO!!!!!!" Artemis yelled. "I...I'm...I'm a human...and I have to go back to 7th grade..."

"It's okay, Arty. I'm here to protect you! This is powerful energy that we've gathered for you--"

"I'm NOT Nehelenia!!"

"Anyway," Kokoro butted in, "We should go to our temporary housing -"

"WE ARE NOT GOING TO ECONO LODGE!" Everyone yelled at the top of their lungs. Kokoro blinked.

"Ok, ok, then. Where do you want to go - I guess I'll have to get it for free, again."

"Days Inn!" Setsuna cried out. (A/N: Get the pun? Days Inn? Senshi of time? (cricket) Ok, ok. And, yes I will put parentheses inside of parentheses if I want to!)

"Red Roof Inn!" Rei yelled.

"Super 8 Hotel!" Hotaru yelled.

All the senshi began shouting hotels at random, some existing and some not.

"Guys, stop." Kokoro said. The screaming bout continued. "STOP IT!!!" It was completely quiet in the airport, with all eyes on Kokoro.

"Everyone else - get back to your lives." And they did so.

"Ok, everyone. Since it's MY story, we'll go to the Clarion Inn."

"The Clarion?" Everyone beamed. "YES!!"

"But I don't have any money." Kokoro replied. Everyone facefaulted.

"DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY??!" They all yelled.

"It's ok, it's ok. We'll get in."

"We will?" Minako the curious answered, "How?"

"WE WILL, OK???"

"Ok, ok!" Minako yelled.

Presto Changeo Sceneo : We're at the Clarion!

"Hello, how may I help you?" The clerk asked.

"Yes, I'd like 6 rooms and the President's Suite," Kokoro responded. Chatter flew through the Senshi about who will get the Prezzy's Suite.

"Ok, then, that'll be 5000 dollars a night."

"Ok, Mrs. Clerk, you'd better give me those rooms for free."

"Why would I?"

"You don't know who you messin' with." Kokoro got all ghetto.

"Sure. SECURITY!!!" Yet another call to security to stain Kokoro's record. "I guess we have to go through the drama again. Scarlet...Crisis...Power!!!"

"OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!" The clerk yelled.

"I am Sailor Scarlet! I don't like clerky-trash like you!" ("Clerky-trash?" Moon quietly commented. "And I thought Nega-trash was totally dub.)

"And if you don't give me those rooms for free, in the name of all things free, you're punished!!"

"You can have all the rooms you want," the Clerk said, trying to keep composure.

"Thank you!" Kokoro said, bright and bubbly.

"Hey, hold up!" KABOOM! Uranus magically appeared. "I am Sailor Uranus, and in the name of the Moon, I declare you to give those rooms back!"

"Yeah, Sailor Scarlet!" BOOM!! Neptune finally appeared.

"You're not in this fanfic at all!!! Scarlet Eradicating Eraser!!!"

And then Uranus and Neptune were eradicated from the story with a pink eraser.

Hotaru was crying. "How could you do such things???" She yelled, "I FEEL SO EMO!!!!!" She began to try to cut herself with Ami's edgeless, plastic nail filer.

"You will smile!"

Hotaru rolled on the floor trying to cut herself with the plastic nail filer.

"SMILE!!"

Suddenly, Hotaru got up, reposed her hair and smiled. "Yay!" She was so happy, she ran out the door. "I'm so happy!" She clicked her heels across the street and danced around all day. Unfortunately, Kokoro did not like this, so she powered down and took away the senshi.

Yosh. We are gonna make the world go 'round...now...

"Who gets the president's suite?"

"Yeah, who?"

"Who?"

"I wonder."

"It'll be that selfish Kokoro," Rei commented.

"She is SO selfish!" Usagi agreed.

"She left Hotaru on the other side of the street! Now she'll never come back to us, and go to school with us!" Minako agreed.

"She is the meanest authoress in the world!" Makoto commented a little too loudly.

Kokoro turned around. "PUNISHED!!! YOU ARE PUNISHED!!" She pointed at Mako. "YOU WILL BE A PREP THAT NOBODY LIKES!! EVER!!!"

Suddenly, the word "Hollister" appeared on her shirt. She was wearing a pair of booty shorts and flip flops. Her hair was blonde and her eyes were permanently stained blue. "NOO! I'm - I'm - I'm -"

"You're a prep." Kokoro answered. "A tall prep that no one likes."

I know this sounds more like the Senshi's vacation, but hey. They have to live somewhere to go to school!!! Read and review: The next chapter, they WILL go to school, I promise!