Regina awoke with the sheets wrapped around her and the sun pouring in from the windows. It seemed that she had awoken later than usual, but she didn't exactly know why. Last night was a blur, she probably drank too much wine, but managed to make her way up to bed. Hopefully she didn't do anything crazy. Suddenly she realized that a pair of arms, that were not her own, were wrapped around her. Behind her she could hear a deep groan as the arms retracted. Regina turned to see who it was beside her and she locked eyes with blue ones.

"Shit!" the both gasped.

Oh no! Robin! What was he doing lying next to her? Had they actually done anything? Was she really that drunk last night? Oh god! Why would she let him do that? He was married, they both knew that. What time was it? Could this get any worse? Oh yes it could, Marian could find out and that would pretty much be the end of everything.

Robin and Ragina quickly got dressed and they both ran downstairs, not making eye contact once. She made it to the kitchen and started a cup of coffee, but then she suddenly noticed the half full glass of wine on the counter. Oh no, what happened last night, she barely made a dent in one glass, how did she end up in bed with Robin? Speaking of which, the infamous thief came stumbling down the last couple of stairs, buckling up his belt. He looked up at her, "I'm sorry." Then he left.

Regina sat drinking her coffee, this was insane, she didn't even know exactly what happened last night. As she drank the coffee her brain began to wake and she started thinking about last night. She had this weird feeling in her stomach. It was something she had never felt before. Regina had known, anger, love, vengeance, sadness, happiness, sorry, but what was this feeling brewing inside her. Regina had to tell someone, but who, she couldn't tell anyone from the enchanted forest. That's all who were here though, except...

"What! You did what!" Emma nearly screamed in the middle of the diner.

"Be quiet!"

"Well sorry, I never expected uh... well you to actually do it."

"He slept with me!"

"There's no difference, love," Hook interrupted.

"You-"

"Pirate," he finished.

"Rumple should have killed you when he had the chance."

"I did try to save your son."

"And you're the reason why I'm in this mess in the first place."

"I told Emma to leave her."

"Well, I wasn't going to let her die since I had a chance to save her and I wasn't going to listen to you and kill her."

"Well you should have," stated Regina.

"Why did you come to me anyway?" Emma asked.

"Well, I thought you would have a better idea about this, and I wasn't going to ask Mary-Margret."

"Yeah, that's probably best."

"So what do I do?"

"Nothing."

"What?"

"Just act like it never happened."

"That-"

A bell jingled as the doors to the diner opened, Regina knew exactly who had stepped in and tried to focus on her third cup of coffee. The cup was practically empty now. "Would you like a refill?" Grannie asked.

"Yes, please."

As more coffee filled the cup once more Emma stared, "Are you sure you want to have that much coffee."

"Well, it's better than drinking scotch."

"That may be, but nothing is better than a little bit of rum," Hook stated.

"What is with pirates and rum?" Emma asked.

"It helps them cope with meaningless sex," Regina answered.

"No, ah wait a minute," Hook was thinking it over, "Yeah she's right."

"Regina, acting like this isn't gonna hide what happened," Emma said.

Across the room Roland and Marian sat down, "I'll be right back," Robin answered when they asked what he was doing. He then went up to the counter and leaned against it. "Excuse me," he instantly broke up the current conversation between Emma and Regina. he could see Emma's eyes gesturing towards him.

Regina then swiveled in her chair to face him, "Robin."

"Can I talk to you for a moment?"

Regina looked back at Emma, "Go, go!" she whispered.

"Alright, as long as your wife is alright with it." There was something in the way Regina said it, but Robin couldn't exactly crack it. They went out into the hallway leading to other rooms. Regina stood leaned against the wall in a red dress, the perfect accessory to her anger toward him.

"I told Marian about what happened last night, and-"

"Are you crazy! Are you trying to destroy your marriage?"

"If you would have let me finish, I would have said that she was okay with it."

"What?"

"She knew we had a thing, so she wasn't mad at all when I told her, Marian's very forgiving. Besides, it was just meaningless sex, right?"

"Of course," she hesitated. Regina may not remember what happened last night, but she was sure it happened. Meaningless or not, it just made everything more confusing.

"Good," he couldn't remember much either, all except for waking up next to her. When he was about to go back into the diner, he suddenly turned around and began kissing her. Neither knew who started it, but they both were kissing each other.

"That's some talk." They both looked over to see Grannie standing in the doorway. "If you're gonna do that, get a room."

"I was just heading back in," Robin blurted with an as believable smile he could pull off.

"Uh-huh." Robin then went back and sat down in the booth with Marian and Roland. Grannie then turned back over to Regina, "You know he's married, right?" Regina nodded. "Boy you've got a lot on your plate."

Then Grannie left leaving Regina alone in the hallway. Robin was married, and after last night she was surprised he still was. What was wrong with her? She was a hot mess.

I am so sorry, I messed it up. I fixed it. THANK YOU RANDOM REVIEWER FOR POINTING THIS OUT!