"I pity the girl…" Jessie's lips curled with a smile. "I mean, to have so much beauty only to be locked up in a tiny tube." She smirked & walked out of the testing room into the hallway; an eerie feeling crept up the back of her spine; she slowly looked to her right spotting two dark shadows. Her heart skipped a joyous beat; today was filled with the fun of ruining lives and world domination. She quickly regained composure and turned around. "You two!" Jessie yelled pointing at Gary & Richie. "What are you doing?"
Gary twitched under pressure while his friend squirmed fretfully. "Oh were just looking um checking out this blue print to see where the…" Gary was at a lose for words, he turned to Ritchie for support.
"…the fire places are located! We have to clean the chimney!"
Gary slapped his hand hard over his red forehead. What did he just say?
"What?" Jessie said in a lame tone. These guys were even bigger losers than she was.
"Hey don't I know you…" Richie said getting a bit closer to Jessie. "Hey yeah! You're that crazy chick who always tries to steal Ash's Pikachu!"
Gary's face paled like he had just seen a ghost; the impossible had just happened. He cursed under his breath and covered his face.
It was as if Jessie had seen the light of dawn for the first time. "You're a twerp!!" she screamed infuriated, she had been fooled this whole time! Her brows crossed instantly she called for guards. "SECERITY!" She yelled over & over her voice raising in decibels each time.
"RUN!" Gary yelled even louder, quickly he grabbed Ritchie by his thick collar and pulled him along the corridor. They ran down endless hallways and flew up sky scrapping stairs until they came to a small janitor closet. Gary caught his breath, swung open the door and slammed Ritchie and himself inside.
"Miss Jessica we have an intruder outside the premises!" A deep voice called over a walkie-talkie.
Jessie was fuming! She walked in crisp lines wondering if she should kill the brats or mutate them. "Well at least they can't get to their little friend Misty, it's too late. The cloning has begun." She seethed. The voice called again
"Miss Jessica?"
A twisted grin appeared upon her smooth facial features. "Ill take care of it personally." Jessie pivoted mid-step and headed towards the transportation hallway.
She took an elevator up from the dungeon to the 1st floor where Misty used to be, Jessie pressed her rocket card against the wall; in a matter of seconds a video monitor peeled itself from the cream colored walls and presented itself in front of the angry woman. A few moments pasted before the image of the entrance appeared. She studied it carefully to see who the intruder was.
Her smirk grew to a grin as excitement flowed on overdrive threw her veins. "No way…" she gasped breathlessly. Quickly she started punching buttons left & right sucking a dark haired mermaid into a small tube!
"Shit!" Ash yelled holding onto his wig for dear life as he spun around in the sea violently.
Inside Ash knew this was the only way to enter, he just wish he knew who was on the receiving end of that lethal tunnel!
The now Ash filled tube attached to the aquarium instantly pushing Ash into the elevating aquarium.
"Looks like we caught another fish!" Jessie laughed. "Though…you're much uglier than Misty." She sneered slowly, letter her poisoned words simmer his brain.
This peeved Ash, even though he did make an ugly girl, its not like he wanted to hear it!
"Where's Misty!" Ash screamed in his normal raspy voice.
Jessie cocked a red eyebrow. "I've heard that voice before…"
"No you haven't." Ash said squeaking.
She let it go Jessie didn't have time for such foolishness. "Misty is busy at the moment!" she scoffed pressing a yellow button lowering Ash into the stream Misty floated in only moments ago.
Ash, being a little jumpy looked around & noticed there wasn't any room for air. "Oh no!" He yelled & started to panic. He could stay where he was or swim for help. But who was he kidding? A Rocket wouldn't help him! He swam along the tube, looking desperately for help. About a minute past, the thought of giving up tempt his mind, he couldn't make it! Ash could feel his heart start to pound against its ribbed confines. Then out of nowhere two team rocket members came running towards him.
Too weak to move Ash just stared with blurred vision. Though something caught his eye and triggered his mind, these rockets were his age!
"Ash!" Hope was growing like weeds in his heart; it was the nosey, snobby big headed voice of Gary Oak. "…Ash over here!" The other rocket pointed to the right where a hole in the tube was, the same hole Misty was in when her & Richie shared that unbelievably steamy…moment.
Quickly Ash started to swim towards the opening hoping he would make it in time, he could hear his heart beat pulse faster, it kept getting louder & louder letting him know time was running out. Darkness slowly started to settle into his eyes. He couldn't take it! It was like he was going to explode! Lightly, he released the air from his body & sank to the bottom of the deadly tube.
"ASH!" Richie yelled running towards his fallen friend. He was instantly jerked backed by Gary. He knew it was too late, He slowly closed his eyes & began to walk away trying hard to hold his tears back.
"Let's go." He said bitterly.
"No! You're crazy we can still save him!" Richie screamed and squirmed from Gary's grasp.
"No Richie it's over. Everything is over. Anyways he's too far down for us to reach him, there's just no time left." He wiped away a tear & let Richie go.
Richie leaped up to Ash's side & started banging on the glass. "Ash c'mon you can't give up!" he didn't care if he was dressed as a girl; Ash was a loyal friend, & a great trainer. He loved too many people & pokemon to just go like this. "Wake up!" he screamed softer. Ritchie's buckled knees went weak and he slid to floor. "Wake…up…" he sat there shaking, his body pulsing to puke.
"C'mon Richie were going to get caught." Gary started to walk away.
Suddenly, the sound of a motor began humming. The jets speed up rushing the ravened hair pokemon trainer threw the tunnel into the same direction Misty had gone!
Gary slowly turned his head to Richie. Their eyes locked as if they knew what each other were thinking.
At the same time both boys jumped up & ran to the testing room, not slowing down at anytime, they knew every second counted. They followed the tube up stairs and across catwalks to a dead end.
"Where now?!" Richie whispered exhausted from jumping down 3 flights of stairs
"I might know a short cut!" Gary yelled pulling Richie around & headed the opposite direction.
About 10 minutes later the duo busted into the testing lab, finding it oddly empty.
"Where is everyone?" Gary asked frustrated, the haunting green glow of the tubes made the whole room feel daunting & bloodcurdling.
"Keep your voice down! C'mon lets find Misty." Richie spat, he started to look at the tubes when he came across a row that made the blood in his veins run cold. Joltions fused with vaporions, people with blue webbed hands, as if they were fused with a gold duck filled the contents of the tubes. He came upon a socket where a tube should have been placed. "Hey Gary…" he whispered. "Check this out."
Gary walked over & gasped. "This has to be hers!"Llike a puppy, Gary grabbed the back of Richie's shirt & dragged him to a door. "I found a map; behind this door should be the labs." Gary reached into his pocket and slid his badge threw the scanner & let the door open.
"Who's there!?" Jessie yelled sitting on top of a lab table eating a chocolate chip cookie.
Ritchie's heart stopped. There wasn't a way to get out of this one. Oh damn and they had made it so far! They came so close! And now they would become human Garados and Goldeens.
"Just us boss." Gary said in a deep tone trying to walk past her.
She uncrossed her legs. "What are your name & unit numbers? This is a restricted area!" she snapped, finishing off her cookie.
Gary looked down at his badge & quickly said. "Butch? Oh um unit number 45." Butch…hmm that sounded oddly familiar.
"Blotch?" Jessie asked with a smile.
"Yeah." He said trying to walk away.
"WAIT A SECOND!" She screamed, the familiar sound of a pokeball being clashed to the floor filled the room. They both stopped mid step to the blinding light the ball held. "Saviper BIND!" she yelled intensely. The snake obeyed and darted out of the light towards the two Rockets, wrapping its cold scales around them instantly.
"I happen to know Butch, & I just happen to know that he throws an unnatural hissy fit when somebody says his name wrong!"
Fighting for air Gary wheezed, "You sick bitch…" he gasped. "You'll never get away with this!"
"Get away with what…oh you mean this?" A smug grin filled her lips as she reached for the small lever on the side of the table. Once pulled the velvet curtains in the front of the room started to move reveling 2 slobbering, red eyed Misty's.
Gary & Richie gasped trying harder to break free.
"Ill leave you guys alone…it's about to get ugly." Jessie pulled the switch again triggering the release of the two from there test tubes, she quickly ran out the door yelling, "Kill them!"
The two demons tail's split into two scaly slimy blue legs & walked towards the rocket imposters. "Must destroy…." They chanted. Quickly their eyes flashed a darker shade of red & their hands shined bright. They grabbed Gary's & Richies neck squeezing them harder & harder literally burning their skin off.
The walls started to rumble, and the lights started to flicker. More panic filled the room of chaos. Suddenly the wall collapsed the room was engulfed by a blinding yellow light! Alarms all over the section were going off loudly! There stood before the 4 was no one other than Pikachu and Ash Ketchem standing soaking wet in all of his glory with nothing but his boxers and wig.
"Good job Pikachu." He cheered coughing up water and some blood. "What the hell is going on?! Gary, Ritchie!" He pushed off the Misty's, "PIKACHU THUNDER SHOCK!" He yelled watching his Pikachu deep fry the Saviper.
"Ash, watch out!" Richie yelled pointing to the Misty grabbing his legs.
"Must destroy…" she yelled biting hard into his leg instantly drawing blood.
"AHHH" Ash screamed in agony feeling all the blood drain from his face. He had never felt such an incredible amount of pain! Hot tears formed in his eyes, he knew he couldn't give up.
The other one smiled evilly and simply hugged him.
"Oh Ash I knew you would come for me!" she gave him a kiss on the cheek.
The Misty biting Ash's leg seemed to awaken. "Oh no you didn't." she yelled standing up.
(From now on ill refer to the one who hugged Ash as Misty1 & the one who bit him, Misty2)
Misty1 pulled at her opponent's hair & pushed her to the floor; Misty2 grabbed her hair & brought her down with her. From then on they were punching & biting rolling all over the floor. Suddenly they jumped back with such a force the little wall that stood shook. Misty1 put her hands up in the air shooting white beams at her enemy. Misty2 just opened her mouth collecting as much air as she possibly could & stood there.
Everyone came to a stop wondering why Misty2 wasn't fighting back; she gave a quick smirk & opened her mouth widely. Visible sound waves hit Misty1 hard, the loud screaming of high decibels broke every tube, pipe, & glass object throughout the building causing it to shake & crumble.
"Ash choose now!" They both yelled looking as 'Misty' as possible. "Ash, who do you want?!"
"Remember how you still owe me a bike?" Misty2 said hoping he could recognize her.
Ash smiled and started to walk towards Misty 2. "Hey yeah!" He cheered, so happy to have rescued his princess.
"Or that time when you had to fight me instead of my sisters to earn your cascade badge?" Misty1 yelled.
Ash stopped in front of the fishy foe. Great! Now he has to figure this out the hard way!
Misty2 looked at her completely shocked; she started to scramble her mind for something to prove she was the real deal. "Or that time you made me really mad…" She was stuck now was the time for a brain fart, great! She looked at Misty1 for a reply.
Misty1 gave Misty2 an uncomfortable look and darted her eyes back to Ash. "How bout the time charmilion evolved at Grandpa Canyon?"
Misty2 shifted. God it was that one time…that one time that she was sure it would set her apart from her twin. "You made me so angry I wish I could remember!"
"Pikachu get ready!" Ash said still sopping wet, looking awfully cute in his wet poke-ball boxers; though the wig did kind of make anyone's fantasy a little awkward.
Misty2 quickly dropped the thought as a new idea suddenly appeared in her head.
"Or how about the time…when you came into my room and confessed your feelings to me thinking I was asleep, and making me feel like the luckiest girl on the face of the planet because deep down I knew it was true love, that my feelings for you were pure & true. Ash Ketchem I love you!"
"PIKACHU!" the electric rodent screamed, viciously frying Misty1, watching her hair turn from a lustful red to an eerie white & nearly explode into nothing.
"Misty!" Ash ran up to her & hugged her tight. "Misty I love you! I'm so sorry about everything." He picked her up bridal style seeing how her tail was forming back.
"Ash put her in the water!" Gary yelled over the alarms.
"There is no water!" He yelled back dodging the failing pieces of ceiling.
"Were not going to make it!" Richie yelled getting hit. They all ran to the door only to find out it was locked.
"Squirtel use your ice beam to build a small pool!" Ash yelled trying to open the doors.
"Blastoise use your water gun to fill it!" Gary yelled releasing a pokeball, he came this far, & he wasn't going to go down so easy.
"Ash…" Misty said as her lover released her into the chilling pool.
"Hold on Misty, I'll get you out of here, just hang in there."
Misty regaining her cute attitude scoffed. "You know this wouldn't have happened if you got her faster."
Ash smiled inwardly at her comment, that fiery little attitude Misty carried with her was always a turn on for Ash, & man did she know how to grill him.
"Quiet Ariel." He shot back, pushing on walls for an escape.
Misty lightly gasped at his comment & smiled. "& Who dose that make you? Ursula?" Misty laughed quietly referring Ash's wig to the black hair Ursula obtained while being human.
Ash turned around with his mouth wide open in shock. Making the whole room bust out in laughter despite the deadly situation. Oh no, she did not!
"How dare you compare me to an obese octopus!" He gasped feeling insulted.
"You know those boxers make you look super cute when you're angry." She giggled.
Giant sections of the room were now tumbleing in; first it was chucks of the metals walls, then the crappy ceiling! It was like living threw a hailstorm! Suddenly an announcement was made over the staticy PA:
"Emergency evacuation! Everyone please put on life jackets & scuba masks! please exit with caution." The announcement of the female robot repeated its self over and over again.
"Oh no were trapped!" Gary yelled using his body to shield Misty. He hugged her tight and waiting threw the silence. "Since were going to die I think I need to tell you something." Gary looked up knowing he was going to regret this. "I made out with Misty…"
"Me too…!" Ritchie sobbed, helping Ash open the jammed door, maybe they should have just kept there mouth shut.
"WHAT?!" was all Ash could say before….