Sonic was walking around the schoolyard when Tails walked up to him.

"Hey Sonic want this free keyboard." said Tails

"What is special about it?" asked Sonic

"Well I tried to use my technical ability to make a keyboard to control the world, but it failed." said Tails

"Fine, I will take it off your hands, I guess I could play emulators with it. My keyboard kind of sucks." No Sonic

Sonic obtained the keyboard

"Well later." said Tails

"Seriously all the stupid shit that Tails tries to do." Sonic thought

Later that day

Sonic decided to use the keyboard on his laptop.

"Well it sure is comfortable I guess." said Sonic

Sonic then played Sonic 1 on his emulator. After playing around a bit a tree disappeared that was nearby him.

"Wait what?" said Sonic

Sonic then noticed there was a blue cursor in front of him. He selected his laptop and made a copy of it.

"Oh shit, this is fucking awesome." said Sonic

Knuckles

"Alright bitches, we have to pull of this drug heist if we want to succeeded." said Knuckles

"Alright 3rd street lets do this." said Josh

"Ok so here is the plan." said Carla

Back to Sonic POV

Sonic begin to copy and paste a bunch of random stuff. He even had a and a Ps4.

Then Sonic got a really good idea. (he thought it was good.) He would make a clone of Amy. Sonic dipped off to find her and Shadow.

"Now babe the time has come... to give you these delightful roses." said Shadow

"They are wonderful." said Amy

"How'd like to have a little fun?" said Shadow

"Yeah lets ride the rollercoaster." said Amy

"Yeah." said Shadow as he put his arm around Amy's neck.

Shadow then kissed Amy.

Tails

Tails decided to check on his friend Sally. Sally was currently at her house, and was home alone.

"Hey Sally, so how have things been?" Tails asked

"Well I was raped by a man with a double chin and a plastic smile, whatever that means, and none of my friends seem to give a damn. So you know just fucking dandy." said Sally

"Well you don't have to be so hostile." said Tails

"I apologize, Tails you are the only one who really cares about me." said Sally

"The others care, they are just a little busy thats all, Come on how about we go to the bar." said Tails

Sally stares at him with a WTF stare.

"Oh right, how about we watch a romantic comedy movie like The Passion the Christ." said Tails

"That is a horrible thing to say." said Sally

"Well sorry I do not know much about Movies, I just saw the word Passion and thought romance." said Tails

"Well ok then how about Titanic, I need a good cry." said Sally

"Sure why not, we can play on the Blu Ray only $99 at Target." said Tails with a wink to the audience.

"We will be right back after these messages." said Tails