Sonic opens his eyes only to see whiteness.
Suddenly the Swagkai shows up.
"You must learn the Swagbomb." said Swagkai
"Wait, what is that?" said Sonic
"It is a method where you take all the SWAG from the world, and shoot it." said Swagkai
"First lift your arms up, and concentrate on the SWAG." said the Swagkai
"Here is the thing I gave up SWAG, and have a girlfriend." said Sonic
"No you threw a fit, and made a girlfriend up." said Swagkai
"Look I am happy." said Swagkai
"Sonic you must save the world. Do it for Rosie, so that you can have a world to share." said Swagkai
"Fine, I will do it for her." said Sonic
Sonic then lifted up his arms and suddenly he got all his SWAG gear back. His hat that said OBEY, His Yolo shirt, his sick shades, and his sagging pants that said Smoke Weed everyday on the ass.
"You feel that energy." said Swagkai
"Yes I do, I feel it." said Sonic
A green ball began to form in Sonic's hand.
"A miniature SWAGbomb." said Swagkai
"Now you must learn the Swagoken." said Swagkai
Back to Tails
Tails wrote her off for the tenth time today, he thought of all the things he would. Sally came over he lost his nerve. He took her back and made her dessert, and he knew he was being used, but that's okay man cause he like the abuse. He maybe dumb, but he's not a dweeb. He's just a sucker with no Self Esteem.
"Yo Tails I heard Sally be sleeping with other men." said Knuckles
"What?" said Tails shocked
"Including me." said Knuckles
"Wait What?" said Tails even more shocked
At a bar
"When she said all that she wanted was me, but then why does she sleep with my friends?" thought Tails
Suddenly Sally walked in with a man with a double chin and a plastic smile.
"Wait is that Paulson?" asked Tails
"Um we will talk later." said Sally to the man as he left the bar
"Hey Tails, how about we ditch this place, my brand new car is parked outside, how about we go out for a ride?" asked Sally with a suggestive look
"Wait a minute, I have to think." said Tails
"That's fine, let me buy you a drink." said Sally
"She is cheating on me, but why do I still love her? Wait, maybe the more you suffer the more it shows you really care.? Yeah right Yeah." Tails thought
"Sure." said Tails
Back to Sonic
Sonic goes Swagoken giving him a green aura.
"This will increase all you power, but be careful because it will wear you out, and I care about your safety." said Swagkai
"Hah Gay, you care about me. said Sonic
"Yup he is back." said Swagkai