Sonic went to Rosie's house only to find her in bed with Tails...Nah just fucking with you.

Sonic went to Rosie's house to find her yaking off to a picture of Sonic...Scratch that.

Sonic went to Rosie's house. Rosie was sitting down watching a movie, Sonic knocked on the door and Rosie opened it. Sonic walked in and got a boner. Sonic always got boners because he was always horny, but this bitch ain't getting anything anytime soon. The bitch is Sonic by the way.

"You look quite beautiful today my Rose." said Sonic

"Really." said Rosie blushing

Suddenly Jet showed up.

"My my Sonic." said Jet

"You!" said Sonic

"Sonic, you did not tell me we would have guest." said Rosie

Sonic then went in for a punch, but Rosie stopped him.

"Sonic!, that is not how we treat our guest." said Rosie as she caught his fist

"Yes Sonic, is that how you treat family?" said Jet

"Oh so you are related to Sonic?" said Rosie

"I am his brother." said Jet

Rosie then walked up to Jet only to be punched in the stomach.

"Well Sonic, I will be taking this." said Jet

Jet then flew away.

"Jet you monster!" shouted Sonic as he began to run after him.

Sonic then pulled out his special no scope rifle Tails made for him, and shot Jet.

Jet fell onto the ground dropped Rosie, and flew away again.

"Damn you Hedgehog, one week until Eggman shows up then I will destroy you, that isn't a threat that is a promise." said Jet

One week later

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Shadow were searching in the city, waiting for Eggman to show up.

Suddenly Rosie, Sally, Minato, Cream, and Amy showed up.

"What is the meaning of this?" asked Amy

"What now?" asked Shadow

"You thought you would fight without us." said Sally

"Well yeah, we are the destined four." said Sonic

"I thought we agreed on Destiney's angels." said Tails

"No Tails, we agreed that name was gay. " said Knuckles

"Oh." said Tails

"Damn it why are you such a faggot Tails?" said Minato the hedgehog who had his fur colored like the guy from Persona 3's hair.

"Who the hell are you?" asked Tails

"I am Minato, and I am Cream's boyfriend. " said Minato

"Oh really!" said Tails

"Guys shut up Eggman's ship is right there." said Sonic

Destiney began to speak

"Now is the time to achieve your destiny." said Destiney

"Alright, lets board that ship." said Sonic

Eggman then blasted a huge beam on a building in Station Square, Sonic gang jumped from the roof and landed on the ship. Sonic and the gang fought a few badniks. Rosie then noticed something odd there was a shining light. Suddenly Eggman came from the air shirtless with raging muscles, and stabbed straight through Rosie. Eggman then disappeared. Sonic saw this and ran to Rosie.

"Damn it, this is why I did not want you to come." said Sonic in tears

"Sonic am I going to be ok?" asked Rosie

Sonic began to cry.

"Damn Damn Damn!" said Sonic

"Goodbye Sonic, I always loved you." said Rosie

"Dammmmmmmnn!" shouted Sonic

"No this isn't happening, No there is no way this is going. What...What am I fighting foooooooorrrrr!" shouted Sonic

All the robots had been eliminated by Sonic loud scream.

Tails ran up to Sonic.

"Sonic it will be alright." said Tails

Sonic continued to stare down.

"You lie." said Sonic as he punched Tails in the gut

"I will give you that one for free." said Tails

"Calm down Sonic." said Shadow

Sonic got a huge grin on his face.

"You go on ahead, tell Eggman that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide Sonic's got a new 45." said Sonic

Sonic then entered dark Super Swaggin and charged chased after him. At that moment, a giant robot appeared, and the door closed.

"Well Shit!" said Knuckles

"Looks we have to deal with this." said Amy

"Yup." said Cream

"Locked and loaded." said Minato

"Lets do this." said Sally

"Team Destiney at your service." said Shadow