Friday the 13th
Our day of horrible accidents begins with Sally. Sally was doing the dew with Tails when she died because of Tails raging boner piercing straight through her body.
"Why did things have to end this way?" Tails asked himself in prison
"Don't worry we will take great care of you." said Paulson and Big
Paulson and Big would brutally rape the fox. The was released on Friday the 13 of the next year. As he left the facility he was ran over by a bus being driven by Big. Big then got off and raped his body. Paulson and Big were the killed by the guards.
Knuckles drove to Tails funeral alone.
"As I'm driving in my car." sang Knuckles
As Knuckles was driving on his sick car. He jumped a few ramps. Drove through a few loops. When suddenly he was abducted by aliens. While on the ship he was anally probed, and was murdered.
At the funeral, Shadow, Sonic, Amy, and Cream heard of Knuckles' death.
Shadow then went home with Amy, Took out all the money from his bank, killed Amy, and then killed himself. He was my best friend.
Sonic and Cream had to run what was left of the Saints. As they went into the Headquarters Cream went in first and the whole hangout blew up. The explosion was launched by the drug lord.
Sonic then jumped into his helicopter and killed the drug lord by throwing him at the blades. The helicopter then crashed on top of building. Sonic lived, but fell of the floor building. He survived by landing a pillow. Sonic began to walk on home when he tripped over a banana peel and died.
Destiney saw all this chaos, and then hung herself.
Happy Friday the 13th.