Sonic in his dark super swagin form was running straight for Eggman's headquarters.
"Hey Sonic calm down." said Tails while barely keeping up with Sonic.
Sonic began to run backwards and blew up the ground in front of Tails. Tails immediately stopped.
"What the hell!" shouted Tails
"This is fucking my fucking battle fucking Tails, stay fucking the fuck out of fucking it. shouted Sonic extremely fucking pissed
"Alright Sonic, I know you want to charge in, and fight Eggman for revenge, but throwing your life away won't help." shouted Tails
Suddenly the two just stood there for awhile. Sonic stared at Tails.
"Sonic?" asked Tails
"What do you know!" shouted Sonic as he punched Tails so hard he went flying all the way to the entrance of the hallway.
"This shit is bananas." is all Tails said as he slammed into the door and was knocked out.
Back to Shadow's team.
"Man the robot was so cool to fight." said Shadow
"Yeah, remember when it shot out a laser beam, and I reflected it back." said Knuckles
"Then I NoScoped it with this awesome rifle." said Cream
"And I suddenly found a random mech just lying around." said Minato
"I then smashed its head out the window using my hammer." said Amy
"I then slashed it into a million pieces using this sweet katana." said Sally
"Yeah then I blew the remains with my swagin blast." said Shadow
"It is time to blow down this door." said Amy
"Allow me. " said Minato shooting a laser beam out of his cannon
The whole group found Tails' body on the floor. He had blood coming out of his mouth.
"He went down the hall I cannot stop him." said Tails coughing
Suddenly the ship began to move forward.
"All crew we are making a movement to the nearby desert. Please find a safe place to store yourself." said The Alarm
"Woah!" shouted the group as they fell on the floor.
"You know I find it kind of you to move to the desert, and for giving me this coffee." said Sonic
"Yes, I clearly understand why we had to move the company, and why I cannot attack the city." said Eggman
"Yes, I am glad we had this civilized talk." said Sonic
The ship landed at the desert
"Everyone leave the ship." said the alarm
Everyone went outside
"Yo, guys you will never believe it this guy is super cool, you see he wanted to move his drug base to the city, but I told him no stay in desert." said Sonic
"Yes and thanks to this advice I will supply the Saints with drugs." said Eggman
"But Sonic what about Rosie." said Tails
"Look Tails, I can just create her
again." whispered Sonic
"Well it was great meeting you guys." said Eggman.
"Yeah you too." said the group
Suddenly a bullet shot Eggman in the skull.
"You missed us Sonic." said Jet and Paulson
"And who can forget me." said Big
"Nooooooo!" shouted Sonic looking up into the Sky screaming as it began to rain.
Sonic then went Super Swagin.
"Gasp the legend is true, maybe I can do it. Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Opps I shat on the floor." said Shadow