Aura Readings

"…"

"Come on Noah. Just feel the vibrations of the earth."

"I feel ants going up my shorts. Thanks."

"Well they wouldn't be in your shorts if you just plucked the crumbs off your clothes after eating." Dawn crossed her legs Indian style and clasped her hands together. "Oh my, this relaxation exercise is making you stressed." She shook her head.

"Well yeah. If you hadn't forced me to go out in the wilderness just to 'meditate' then I wouldn't feel so irritated right now." Noah rolled his eyes. "I don't know why you forced me into this. Izzy must have influenced you or something."

"Isabella didn't do anything to me," Dawn started. "In fact, she hasn't talked to me since I tried to help her with her family problems."

Noah uncrossed his legs and stood up, walking towards a giant rock near him and sat on it. He knit his eyebrows together. "Wait a minute. So you're telling me- the nutjob has family issues." Noah put a hand on his chin. "Well that does makes sense. Because she keeps claiming her 'uncles' taught her everything she knows."

"That, my dear friend, is an example of denial. She refuses to acknowledge the fact that people don't like her. What a sad life she has." Dawn sighed. "She needs love and support, just like you do."

Noah shifted uncomfortably on his rock. "No... Are you sure you didn't get this information from Sierra, nutjob 2.0? It seems likely since your 'aura readings' are probably full of complete crap."

"Oh?" She raised her eyebrow. "So you think my aura reading skills are crap, huh? Because you don't believe in me?"

"What are you? The wizard guy from season 6?" Noah sarcastically remarked. "I believe that nothing you say is what you 'read'. It can't be possible."

"Well Dakotazoid is a giant mutant, Ezekiel is federal- poor man." She shook her head. "Izzy is, well Izzy-like. Mike's personalities are gone because of a magical button. How was this show ever normal? What more information do you need Noah Roth?"

"None. I want to go home." He started to get up from his rock.

"Well I feel like you should follow your destiny, so sit your ass down and talk." She smiled at him, sending shivers down his spine.

He sat down out of fear because he thought she was going to kill him.

"Now Noah. Name a contestant and I'll give you information to prove my knowledge is from my own 'powers'." Dawn explained. "Start with any contestant. Any."

Noah blankly replied "Owen."

"Of course." She shook her head and smiled. "Owen Daniels. Struggles with his weight, but was never made fun of at school surprisingly. Because of his bright, bubbly nature everyone likes him. He has two brothers, both of his parents, and considers his best friend Noah Roth. That's you."

"Didn't most people know that? You can only assume things."

"Alright then. Pick another contestant."

"Eva." He replied.

"She was born in a small village. Her full name is Eva Maria Reiter. She used to be bullied, but then her father made her take boxing lessons so she could defend herself. Eva doesn't bully people, another surprise. But she developed anger issues after one incident that happened when she used to be bullied."

Noah couldn't find any words to describe this, but found the chance to speak again. "Well… you have slightly convinced me that you might have supernatural powers. But only slightly."

Dawn sighed and folded her hands together. "There are more contestants, you have yet to choose."

"Sierra."

Dawn pursed her lips together and looked at the floor. Noah raised an eye brow. Now this is getting even more intriguing. He thought.

"I heard that."

Dawn popped her head up and looked at Noah. Noah slightly cringed and stared back at her. "Oh did you really?"

"I stated I heard it. You said this was getting intriguing. How vile!"

"Yes. I'm very vile because I just thought about something." He rolled his eyes once more.

"Well I guess I have to give you an answer to your question then." She sighed. "Sierra Denise Lanster. After her father walked out on Sierra and her mother, her mother Laura developed depression. She fell in love with the first man she saw- which was Christian Mclean by the way. Sierra then followed her mother's path. More details that I don't want to share because it's very personal to her."

Noah frowned, but this was normal. "That had great details. But how can you prove this?"

"Well how can you find out, hm?"

"Touché."

"Noah I think the only way to prove my knowledge is to tell you about yourself." Dawn leaned closer to Noah, but he didn't notice.

"Well gee. Apparently I know nothing about myself."

"I'm glad that I'm very used to sarcasm." Dawn said.

"Well then that means we're the best of friends then!" He shook his hands in the air and his voice was high pitched. Then he set them back down and went back to his normal voice. Noah shook his head.

"Hmmm." Dawn examined Noah. "You're the youngest out of all eight of your siblings. Your parents are neglectful, but they try to care about you. It's just that they always have to work, and your siblings aren't a huge help either. They either tease or ignore you. Except your sister Celia, whos college. Your full name is Noah Alexander Roth and you live in the central part of Canada."

Noah looked at her in complete shock. "So maybe I do believe you-"

"Please admit it."

"Fine. I believe you have supernatural powers that can defy the laws of physics." He said sarcastically without meaning to.

"Close enough." Dawn looked at Noah, and grabbed his hand. "It seems that you have no appreciation for beauty because of this. I want to show you something amazing."

Noah looked at her confused, but eventually said "Okay."

Dawn, still holding his hand, walked deeper into the forest. Noah looked at her, "Uh- where are you taking us anyway?"

"Oh you'll see." She started walking up a giant hill, which made Noah even more curious then before. But he's actually more curious about Dawn herself.

Dawn put her hands on Noah's eyes. "Okay Noah, what do you see?"

"I see nothing."

"Okay and what do you see know?" She said, taking her hands off his eyes. Noah blinked a couple times and rubbed his eyes. He couldn't believe what he saw.

There were hills of meadows, and they were filled with many varieties of flowers. And if you look to the left, you would see a massive waterfall going down into a clear blue lake. The sunlight reflected off everything around it.

"I apparently see… wow."

"I know you're amazed by nature. That shows how unique and special someone's aura is. Yet yours is the most fascinating yet complex one of all." They were under a tree on top of a hill. A single flower dropped and smoothly went down. Dawn let the blossom fall into her hand and afterwards, placed it on the side of Noah's head. "Isn't it magnificent?"

Noah smiled, probably the first time in his life. "It sure is."

*Screams* I. Made. This. Too. CLICHEEEEEEE.

Oh well. Also Heroi, sorry for not making that Jashawn one shot. Hehe, I didn't really have enough time to do so. But still, I hope you like it! Because I enjoyed making this a lot. :D