It's 2015! I'm also officially fifteen. My parents let eat raw cookie dough and we watched Tangled. I asked for crayons and a coloring book. Clearly I'm not ready to be an adult. Also, I'm suffering from post-vacation depression. On the bright side, every episode of Friends is now on Netflix, so that's the best birthday gift I could have ever asked for.
Mailbag:
Guest (Laryssa): Happy New Year to you too!
GleeJunkie007: I wasn't much of a fan of Nightmare Before Christmas either, but I did like What's This.
"Okay guys," Finn said, "Regionals is in three weeks and to get us ready, I've brought in a bunch of awesome people to help us. Come on in guys!" Both doors were opened and in came Rachel, Quinn, Puck, Santana, Kurt, Mercedes, Mike, Brittany, Sam, Tina, Artie, Blaine, Joe, and Sugar. The Glee Club eyed them warily, especially the juniors. The alumni stood in an awkward semi circle in front of the class, "Alright," Finn continued, "This week's theme is top 50's music. We've been spending so much time looking at older songs lately and so I just want to have a nice easy week after Christmas break and listen to you guys sing your favorite songs!"
After the hour was up, they all filtered out of the choir room. Marley caught up with Kitty.
"Hey," she said. No response followed, so she continued, "Are you okay with Artie being here?"
"Yeah," Kitty replied, keeping her eyes straight ahead of here, "It's totally fine."
"It just seemed kind of awkward."
"Just drop it," Kitty said sharply, "It's totally normal for your ex-boyfriend to show up at your school without any notice and then not even look at you. It's normal Marley!" Kitty stormed away.
Uh-uh, Kitty sang, uh-uh uh-uh
I eat my dinner in my bathtub
Then I go to sex clubs
Watching freaky people getting it on
It doesn't make me nervous
If anything I'm restless
Yeah I've been around and I've seen it all
I get home, I got the munchies
Binge on all my Twinkies
Throw up in the tub, then I go to sleep
And I drank up all my money
Tasted kind of lonely
You're gone and I got to stay high
All the time to keep you off my mind, ooh ooh
High all the time to keep you off my mind, ooh ooh
Spend my days locked in a haze
Trying to forget you babe, I fall back down
Gotta stay high all my life to forget I'm missing you
Pick up daddies at the playground
How I spend my day time
Loosen up the frown, make them feel alive
I make it fast and greasy
I know my way too easy
You're gone and I got to stay high
All the time to keep you off my mind, ooh ooh
High all the time to keep you off my mind, ooh ooh
Spend my days locked in a haze,
Tryin' to forget you babe, I fall back down
Got to stay high all my life to forget I'm missing you
Staying in my play pretend
Where the fun ain't got no end
Oh, can't go home alone again
Need someone to numb the pain
Oh, staying in my play pretend
Where the fun ain't got no end
Oh oh can't go home alone again
Need someone to numb the pain
You're gone and I got to stay high
All the time to keep you off my mind, ooh ooh
High all the time to keep you off my mind, ooh ooh
Spend my days locked in a haze
Tryin' to forget you babe, I fall back down
Got to stay high all my life to forget I'm missing you
Everyone applauded her except for Artie, who looked up at her with sad eyes.
"That was great Kitty," Finn said.
"I have to agree," a familiar voice called from the back of the auditorium. Everyone spun around to see Mr. Schuester. The alumni and juniors all jumped out of their seats and ran to their old teacher while the new kids slowly stood up, confused.
"Guys," Finn said to the new kids, "This is Mr. Schuester. He taught the glee club last year. Mr Schuester, this is Macy and Carson, they're sophomores, and Brynklie, Harlow, Mackenzie and Charlie. They're freshman."
"Wow! You have everybody you need for the competition, don't you?"
"Yep," Finn replied proudly, "Two weeks from Saturday."
"Well, we're all going to be here every step of the way."
"Oh joy," Brynklie said under her breath. Harlow snorted.
"Who's next," Finn asked enthusiastically. Jake stood up.
"I have something I can perform," he said, "And I asked Brynklie and Harlow to dance backup for me." The three stood up and went onstage
This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin', whilen, livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
While Jake sang, Brynklie and Harlow danced on either side of him, performing the hip hop-meets-jazz choreography in perfect unison, Jake occasionally joining in.
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, get the stretch
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh dry skippy
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Bitch say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Before we leave
Lemme tell y'all a lil' something
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up uh
I said uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch come on!
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
"That was so great," Will said, "I can really tell what a great job you all are doing and I'm glad to see some more strong dancers."
"These two are the best," Finn replied proudly.
"Mike and Brittany were better," Santana said under her breath. Unfortunately, both Brynklie and Harlow heard her.
"I'm sorry, what did you say," Brynklie asked defensively.
"Oh no," Ryder whispered to Marley.
"Are you kidding me," Harlow said, her voice gradually getting louder.
"Well," Santana said, crossing her arms and sitting straight up in her seat, "Brittany is a backup dancer for the Mercedes Jones and Mike goes to Juilliard."
"Well that's nice and all," Brynklie said, not ready to give it up even though both Will and Finn looked one second away from stepping in, "However, Harlow and I dance forty five hours a week and we've been winning platinum awards in dance competitions around the country since we were five years old. Harlow was asked to be on the cover of Dance Track magazine but couldn't because she was competing in the World of Dance competition and she won. And as for Juilliard, I was accepted in early admissions when I was thirteen, but turned it down because I'd rather get in on a full scholarship for college which I was already offered." Santana blinked, hesitating.
"Or we could just have a dance off," Harlow suggested.
"Bring it on," Brittany replied, "I just have to stretch out." Harlow and Brynklie watched as Brittany began stretching out her arm and leg muscles. Harlow didn't bother to hide a snort.
"Ah, I remember when stretching was that easy," Brynklie said to Harlow, mock reminiscing, "Do you want to or should I?"
"You do it," Harlow replied, while everyone else stared at them in confusion. Facing Brittany, Brynklie kicked her leg up and caught it. She pulled it to her side and then behind her. But she wasn't finished. She leaned to the side, pulling her leg with her until it was at a ninety degree angle behind her head. Harlow followed up by pulling her own leg into a scorpion behind her, then leaning forward until her leg was at a ninety degree angle above her. Brittany (and everybody else) mouth dropped open.
"Let's do this," Brynklie said, releasing her leg. Just before Brittany could speak, the bell rang, signaling the end of the day.
"So do you want to continue this tomorrow, or are you good," Harlow said.
"Ok Harlow," Finn cut in, "That's enough. We'll be in the choir room tomorrow. Have a nice day everyone."
"You've got an interesting group," Will said as everyone filed out of the auditorium.
"Yeah, well, that wasn't exactly how I expected that going."
"Hey, they're good kids. And you can't exactly expect Santana and Brynklie to get along."
"I guess."
"You know, Emma said that it would be okay if I went back to work."
"What are you talking about?"
"If you want, I can take the Glee Club back."
"Are you freaking kidding me? Do you have any idea how much these kids mean to me?"
"Finn-"
"No way Mr. Schue. I can't just abandon them. They mean so much to me and I hope that I mean at least something to them. I've had a really tough year. This is helping me get over it and I like having it in my life."
"Kitty," Artie yelled down the hallway, "Kitty wait up."
"What do you want?"
"I just wanted to say that your performance was really good."
"Ok."
"Was it by any chance about me?"
"Of course you would ask that question."
"Look, I don't care whether you listen or not, but I have something I have to say. I'm really sorry about how I treated you after I graduated. It was wrong and I shouldn't have just let myself drop all connections to you. I got distracted and full of myself. I was an idiot and I'm sorry."
"You didn't answer my calls or my texts. I had to find out from Tina that you were dating three other people, at which point I just assumed that we had broken up."
"I know, I know, I was a douche. I was completely in the wrong and I am really sorry."
"What do you want then," Kitty asked
"I would like to take you out for dinner."
"Oh you've got to be kidding me."
"It doesn't have to mean anything if you don't want it to. I just want to catch up. I want to hear all about how the glee club is without me there." Kitty let out a reluctant laugh.
"Okay," she gave in, "I'll go out to dinner with you."
"Next up," Finn said, "Are the girls, singing Blank Space."
Macy:
Nice to meet you, where you been?
Marley:
I could show you incredible things
Macy:
Magic, madness, heaven sin
Marley:
Saw you there and I thought
Oh my God, look at that face
You look like my next mistake
Love's a game, want to play?
Kitty:
New money, suit and tie
Kitty:
I can read you like a magazine
Unique:
Ain't it funny, rumors, lie
Kitty:
And I know you heard about me
So hey, let's be friends
I'm dying to see how this one ends
Grab your passport and my hand
Kitty:
I can make the bad guys good for a weekend
All:
So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
'Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game
'Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I've got a blank space baby
And I'll write your name
Unique:
Cherry lips, crystal skies
Bree:
I could show you incredible things
Unique:
Stolen kisses, pretty lies
Bree:
You're the king baby I'm your Queen
Find out what you want
Be that girl for a month
Wait the worst is yet to come, oh no
Brynklie:
Screaming, crying, perfect storm
Harlow:
I can make all the tables turn
Brynklie:
Rose gardens filled with thorns
Harlow:
Keep you second guessing like
"Oh my God, who is she?"
I get drunk on jealousy
But you'll come back each time you leave
Brynklie:
'Cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream
All:
So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
'Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game
'Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane (Kitty: Insane)
But I've got a blank space baby
And I'll write your name
Brynklie:
Boys only want love if it's torture
Mackenzie:
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn ya
Brynklie, Mackenzie and Harlow:
Boys only want love if it's torture
All:
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn ya
So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
'Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game
'Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I've got a blank space baby
Bree:
And I'll write your name
After the applause died down, Finn said, "Our next performance is the boys singing Rude." The boys stood up and got ready to sing.
Jake:
Saturday morning jumped out of bed and put on my best suit
Got in my car and raced like a jet, all the way to you
Knocked on your door with heart in my hand
To ask you a question
'Cause I know that you're an old fashioned man yeah yeah
Carson:
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? (All: Say yes, say yes)
'Cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I die
Tough luck my friend but the answer is no!
All:
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too
Why you gotta be so rude
Carson:
I'm gonna marry her anyway
(Ryder: Marry that girl) Marry her anyway
(Jake: Marry that girl) Yeah no matter what you say
(Charlie: Marry that girl) And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be so rude
Charlie:
I hate to do this, you leave no choice
I can't live without her
Love me or hate me we will be boys
Standing at that alter
Or we will run away
To another galaxy you know
You know she's in love with me
She will go anywhere I go
Ryder:
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? (All: Say yes, say yes)
'Cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I die
Tough luck my friend cause the answer's still no!
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too
Why you gotta be so rude
I'm gonna marry her anyway
Ryder:
(Carson: Marry that girl) Marry her anyway
(Jake: Marry that girl) Yeah no matter what you say
(Charlie: Marry that girl) And we'll be a family
All:
Why you gotta be so rude?
Rude
Jake:
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? (All: Say yes, say yes)
'Cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I die
Tough luck my friend but no still means no!
All:
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too
Why you gotta be so rude
I'm gonna marry her anyway
Jake:
(Carson: Marry that girl) Marry her anyway
(Ryder: Marry that girl) Yeah no matter what you say
(Charlie: Marry that girl) And we'll be a family
All:
Why you gotta be so rude? (Charlie: Yeah, oh)
Why you gotta be so rude? (Ryder: Yeah)
Jake:
Why you gotta be so rude?
"So you agreed to have dinner with him," Marley asked Kitty as they stood backstage, waiting to begin the final performance of the week.
"Yeah," Kitty replied, "Is their something wrong with that?"
"No, it's just that he already left you hanging once. Who says he won't do it again."
"He did. I know what I'm doing."
"Okay," Marley skeptically.
"Ready," Bree whispered to everyone, "Finn just said we can come on."
Kitty:
We're a thousand miles from comfort, we have traveled land and sea
But as long as you are with me, there's no place I'd rather be
Macy:
I would wait forever, exalted in the scene
As long as I am with you, my heart continues to beat
Carson:
With every step we take, Kyoto to The Bay
Strolling so casually
Charlie:
We're different and the same, gave you another name
Switch up the batteries
Girls:
If you gave me a chance I would take it
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it
Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
All:
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
Marley:
Ooh ooh
Jake:
We staked out on a mission to find our inner peace
Make it everlasting so nothing's incomplete
Unique:
It's easy being with you, sacred simplicity
As long as we're together, there's no place I'd rather be
Ryder:
With every step we take, Kyoto to The Bay
Strolling so casually
Mackenzie:
We're different and the same, gave you another name
Switch up the batteries
Girls:
If you gave me a chance I would take it
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it
Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
All:
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
Brynklie:
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be (Bree: Yeah)
Bree:
Ooh
(Be)
Yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah, yeah, yeah
Girls:
If you gave me a chance I would take it
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it
Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
All:
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
Brynklie:
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
Later that day, all of the past members of the Glee Club gathered in the Lima Bean.
"So what did you think of the new kids," Mercedes asked.
"That Brynklie is a piece of work," Santana said angrily.
"Hey, she's a cute kid," Quinn replied, "And clearly she's talented."
"She's Ryder's sister isn't she," Blaine asked. A few people nodded.
"What about everybody else," Kurt asked.
"Well," Tina began, "From what I heard from Kitty, Carson had a thing for Macy, but he screwed it up, which prevented, as she called it, Jarley 2.0. Charlie's a loner who Brynklie found in her science class. Harlow is a Brynklie clone. Mackenzie is a Cheerio who is there because of a punishment."
"You know what bothers me," said Rachel, who had been surprising quiet during the whole week, "Why are all of them freshman. I mean, none of them have even close to the amount of experience or talent that any of us had our first year, and do you want to know why?"
"Not particularly," Santana said, fully aware that Rachel was going to continue anyway.
"Because we were older," Rachel finished.
"Hey, Tina and I were freshman when we joined."
"But we were desperate," Rachel explained, "We only had three people at the time. Now the Glee Club has credits. We're winners. They don't need to be scrounging around for freshman who chose the first elective they saw on the list."
At the next booth, Brynklie's mouth dropped open.
I'm so sorry that this was late. I've been in the car for two days and only had wifi for ten minutes in a restaurant. I think I may change my update day to Sunday for a little while. My finals are in two weeks, so I think it would help to have that extra day during the weekend. Anyways, I'm sorry I wrote Brynklie and Harlow in such a mean way, but most of this was written at four in the morning in a cramped car on the highway, so that's where a majority of this came from.
