Jeff laughed heartily as he planted his foot on the midget's wooden face and kicked him off, pulling his knife free in the process, he ignored the frantic golds numbers that kept appearing every time he killed one of the tiny creatures, he was worried when they came in unreal numbers and had a plank of wood for a face, and were carrying rather frightening weapons, but when they did less damage than Rake after he cut his nails, he smiled and enjoy the massacre, though he wished that the bodies remain instead of disappearing though.
Jeff swung his right arm and slit the throat of one of the tiny creatures, using the same arm he flipped his knife and held in a backwards grip, he brought over his head and slammed it down on another creature, twisting the knife violently before he pulled it out and then he promptly kicked the dead creature before it disappeared.
One of the creature managed to sneak up on Jeff and gave a powerful whack to the back of his knees with it's weapon causing them to buckle, another took the opportunity and smacked him right in his eye, he yelled in surprise and stumbled back, and fell flat on his back, immediately the creature jumped on Jeff, intent to beat the ever living crap out of him.
Jeff shielded himself with his left hand as the creatures continued to pummel, Jeff was honestly having fun, instead of the usual 'No don't come near me, ah stay away' these things were fighting back and that gave him a rush.
With a smile, he pulled back his right arm and delivered a wild swing, knocking the midgets off of him, he jumped up and grabbed one of them he slammed it on the ground and threw the poor creature, it smashed into their friends and they laid motionless before they disappeared.
Jeff laughed and rolled his right shoulder, glad that it was healing thanks to the high quality material that wrapped the wound, human flesh, Vayne's flesh to be exact, he returned to her body when his shoulder wouldn't stopped bleeding and carved a bit of flesh to cover his wound, making sure that her outer skin touched the wound.
This was thanks to one of the pasta doctors back home, or as he would call him 'Psycho Nazi German doctor from World War 2' had given him a tip that human flesh was effective as a bandage, and with Jeff having no other medical items It was his only chance.
He twirled his knife and continued walking through, as he would call it, the seizure forest and ignored the tiny battle cries of the midgets, the female's voice would occasionally boomed out to declare another kill, he had stopped trying to find any of his 'friends' after six minutes of screaming, he decided If he could find someone maybe they would help him, as long as they didn't start beating him with sticks.
After a while Jeff was wandering again, he groaned and tried to think of any survival tips, one came mind from one his buddies, dear ol Slender told him to look at the sky, the sun rises from the east and sets on the west, sure directions were useless but it was better than nothing, with that he turned to the sky, his stared at the sun which was still in the same position when he woke up, he waited a few minutes yet the sun didn't move an inch, then Jeff came to a conclusion "The sun is fucked up" then another tip came to mind, Rake being the forest dweller informed him that moss grows the south side of the trees, he went to the nearest tree and circled It, nothing, he then went to another tree, finding nothing.
He groaned and bang his head against the tree in frustration, he was lost, alone, probably hungry and most importantly LOST, he turned around and tried to find anything that would help him, when suddenly a bright light smashed into the back of his head, he whirled around and spotted more midgets, one of them was wearing a cone hat and was holding a staff, which was glowing slightly.
The cone hat midget lowered the staff, Jeff 'narrowed' his eyes "Don't You D-" his warning was cut short when a bright ball of light slammed into his face, knocking his head back, Jeff went silent as his head returned to It's normal position, the midgets with melee weapons, advanced on Jeff, his head snapped up and his face showed pure rage, with a frighting growl he charged forward and met with the midgets.
Ezreal sighed as he listened to Jinx constant babbling, he wouldn't mind of his lane partner would tell stories, heck he found some of the greatest tombs because of that, but if the stories were total nonsense, he just can't seem to care.
"And then Fishbones go 'But Jinx you need to save up on money' and I said, are you even paying attention Ez?" she suddenly asked, Ezreal gave her an annoyed glance "Not exactly" he replied bluntly.
Jinx pouted "You should learn to listen to what girls say" she scolded, Ezreal got ready to tone her rambling out, until Jinx said (With a grin I might add) "Who knows maybe that Lux chick will actually like you back" Ezreal nearly choked on his spit.
"W-w-what are you talking about?" he spluttered, Jinx waged her index finger "Tsk, tsk, tsk, Ez you know more than to question a woman's intuition, I can read people better than Swain" then she took out a piece of paper from one of the bullet casings "It's also waaaay more easier if I read their diary though" Ezreal stared at the paper for a moment, then his eyes widened in realization.
"Where did you get that?" he exclaimed in shock, Jinx waved the paper in front of her "Durr from your room, where else would I ste- I mean acquire such excellent reading material" Jinx smiled while Ezreal processed the information, then a question popped in his head "How did you get in my room?" he asked.
Jinx rolled her eyes "Lock picking is one of my many talents" Ezreal gave her a look "My doors use ancient keys that i find in dungeons, and powerful puzzle locks, what kind of lock-pick do you use?" With a (rather sadistic) grin Jinx brought out Fishbones, her rocket launcher "Just the greatest lock-pick in existence" Ezreal gave her a deadpan stare "So that's why my repair bill is always so high" he muttered.
Their conversation was interrupted by a loud growl, they turned to the source and found a single champion currently fending off a blue minion wave, using a rather dinky knife, most of the minions were melee minions and there were only one or two caster minions, which was odd considering how long the match had been going on.
Though what surprised Jinx was, he looked like a person that would live in a suburban home with a family of four, he looked so normal, other than the unsettling (Awesome for her) white skin, scar on his cheeks, his very very thick mascara, and his (Pretty badass) skills with the small knife, that was ripping through the minions.
"I don't remember seeing him at the summoners platform, who is that guy?" Ezreal asked, Jinx shrugged, she pulled out her lazer gun and aimed It at the champion.
Ezreal turned to her "What are you doing?" Jinx closed one of her eyes to focus on the man "Just checking If I can shot a hole through his chest" she got reading to pull the trigger when Ezreal suddenly grabbed It, she turned to the explorer with a glare "Come on, he's fighting blue minions, we're on blue team, we need a kill now" she exclaimed.
Ezreal looked shocked as he stared the man "If that's the case, then why he kicking purple minions like footballs?" Jinx turned to the man and Ezreal was true to his words.
The man was hacking at a blue minion, he wretch his knife out by pivoting on his heels, there he noticed that more minions, though they were purple minions, were charging at him, he growled and delivered a swift kick to one of them sending It crashing into a tree.
Jinx gave a confused stare, she elbowed the explorer, who kept staring at the man with a slightly horrified expression, and asked "Yo Ez, you're smart aren't you, care explaining to me how he can do that, cause I want to do that" Ezreal just gasped "Forget that did you see his face?" he asked Jinx with wide eyes.
Jinx turned to the champion, and saw his burnt eyes, white face and smile carved into his cheeks, and frankly It didn't even bother her, in fact it made him look badass "So he's white, uses burnt eyes as a replacement for mascara and screwed up on his lipstick, so what, one of our regular champion is huge ass maggot and you're freaking out on whitey over there?" Ezreal opened his mouth to retort, but couldn't find one, he didn't know why but the sight of the man seem to bring terro in his heart, but what Jinx said made sense, which was terrifying in its own rights, as they had been more terrifying creatures in the league.
"Where the fuck are all these midgets coming from!" His thoughts were cut by an angry shout by the champion, Jinx laughed out loud.
Jeff snarled as he stomped on another one of the hoodie midget, his head snapped downward as another light ball smashed into the back of his head, he grabbed a wooden midget and threw It at the cone hat creature, more appeared and Jeff was started to get tired, "Where the fuck are all these midgets coming from!" he screamed in frustration.
A laugh from his side caught his attention, he turned and found two people standing, one was a woman, her blue hair was braided in two very long ponytails while a tuft of It covered one her eyes that were a bright shade of pink, she was barely wearing anything other than the triangle shaped straps and her torn jeans that reached up to her thighs, there were however bullet casings over her body, a minigun was slung over her back and carried a rocket launcher with a shark head in her hands.
The other was another woman, wait Jeff focused on the second one a bit more, oh he was a dude weird. Anyway the man had blond hair with goggles in them, blue eyes that had a weird triangle mark under both of them, he was wearing a blue scarf, a shirt with the same colour with a brown jacket over It, his blue pants had belts on the waist upper thigh and knees along with brown shoes, the most noticeable thing was the brown gauntlet on his right arm that had a blue orb on the back of his hand.
The blue hair woman suddenly hefted her rocket launcher to eye level, Jeffs eyes widened, he quickly rolled to the side as the rocket barely missed him, his body was sent flying when the rocket exploded, he landed on the ground with a thud and banged his head on the ground.
With a grunt he propped himself up with his elbow to survey the damage, surprisingly there was no damage to the trees or environment what so ever, and the only creatures that were destroyed were the hoodie ones.
Which unfortunately for Jeff left him as the only target for the wooden face creatures, shit.
Quickly getting to his feet, Jeff didn't even get a chance to raise his arms as one of the wooden face slammed into his stomach, causing him to double over,a light of energy blasted into him knocking him back, his vision blurred but was able to make the outline of one more midget, that was in mid jump ready to 'finish' him off.
With a grunt his arm shot forward and impaled the short creature, with his equally short knife, It writhed for a bit before it went limp, then promptly disappeared.
Jeff stared at the remaining creatures, thankfully only five were left since the Blue haired woman's rocket destroyed the hoodie ones.
Flipping his knife into a backhand grip he charged at the creatures, With a powerful swing he nearly decapitated one ofthem and plunged in a knife into another, he pulled out his knife and stumbled back from exhaustion, Jeff panted as he concentrated on the remaining creatures, two stick users and one cone hat.
Cone hat fired a blast, and learning from his past mistakes Jeff moved to the side as the ball passed by, the creatures had already begun charging towards him, one of the two swung it's stick directly into his shin, Jeff didn't even move at the hit, raising a foot he stomped on the wooden face ad crushed It with ease.
The second one ran up and swiped his weapon at Jeff's feet, tripping him up, with Jeff on the floor, cone hat fired another blast while sticks was hitting Jeff's face repeatedly, suddenly Jeff grabbed the creature and used it as a shield for the blast.
Only for the orb to ignore the creature and once again hit him in the face, knocking Jeff on his back, causing the woman to laugh again.
The creature then continued with it's attack after wiggling out of his grasp, the midget got about three hits before Jeff sunk his knife into the side of it's head, he got up from his down position, after the creature disappeared, and glared at the last midget.
Jeff ran towards the creature, dodging or enduring any blast that it fired at him, when he close enough he grabbed cone hat and kept running until he slammed the midget into a tree, he yanked the staff from it's little hand and threw it over his shoulder, with the knife that was already at it's 'neck' (Hey he had to hold it somehow) he slit it's throat and watch with sick glee as it gurgled it's last breathe.
As the creature disappeared so did Jeff's adrenaline, immediately he slumped over and and tried to catch his breath, a whistle to his side caused him to turn to his head.
And stare at the two, one of which was pointing her mini gun at him, that looked ready to fight to the death, "Aw shi-" he was interrupted when the blonde kid suddenly appeared in front of him and decked him in the shnoze.