Popo was on the porch of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head, sighing as he looked up, shaking his head. "Well, if I'm gonna save Stafy's... I mean, 'God's' bread from Satin... I better do it with style!"

Popo began running down the dirt paved road as he stopped, rubbing the back of his head with his left hand as he blinked.

"Wait a minute... what the hell am I doing?" Popo squinted his eyes.

TAKE WHO

Popo was back in his room inside the mansion as he was was trying to see what clothes to put on, as he was still in his blue parka. He then took his blue parka as he was absolutely naked.

And Popo had no underwear on. Oh my...

"I know you're in here, Palutena." Popo growled as he covered his privates with his giant mallet. "Get out of my bathroom!"

Lady Palutena frowned, tilting her green haired head out of the bathroom. "Oh poo, but I like being creepy. Plus, I needed to see how cute I would look in your parkas!"

"OUT! NOW!" Popo exclaimed as he chucked his mallet at Palutena's head, knocking the green haired goddess out.

Nana slammed the door open before panting heavily, hearing Popo's scream. "Bro, what happened!?" She glanced down at the unconscious Palutena, then looked up to see the naked Popo, blushing as her eyes widened. "Oh... uh..."

Popo lowered his arms as he revealed his entire naked body to Nana. "I, uh, forgot to, uh, um, get some, clothes, yeah, clothes." He stuttered, speaking like Jeff Goldblum.

Nana blushed as she held her hands together, moving her right foot around and peeing her pants. "W-well, you should put some on."

"That's right! And I shall!" Popo stated as he grabbed Palutena's clothing and ran out of the room, going to the laundry room in the mansion's basement as he grabbed all of the clothes in the room, coming right back up to the hallway, standing in front of Nana as the male Eskimo was wearing Samus' blue zero suit, with Nana farting and dropping her mallet in disbelief as her eyes widened.

"I... uh... ah..." Nana stammered, waving her right hand frantically in front of her face, feeling a bit excited from Popo's arousing appearance.

"Does this make my butt look big?" Popo asked while placing his hands on his butt and farting, wiggling it as Nana fainted from the sight of it.

Pit whistled as he walked by Popo, noticing the zero suit on him as his eyes widened, feeling a bit tighter as he held his hands down on his clothing, with Popo spotting him.

"What? You never seen a cute, young boy with a big, fat butt before?" Popo remarked as he lowered his eyes, squeezing his butt cheeks as he raised his eyebrows in a subtle way.

Pit blushed as he shook his head, replying as he felt nervous, "But... I'm a cute boy with a big butt, too..." He then headed down the hallway as Popo shrugged, proceeding to head down the hallway as he tripped on his face, groaning as he let out a big sigh.

"This day just keeps getting better," Popo sarcastically remarked, with several of the females walking by and complimenting on how cute Popo looked, specifically eying his big butt.

"It's so squishy!" Pichu admitted, grabbing Popo's butt cheeks and rubbed her face in them, with the other girls gasping as Popo felt incredibly awkward, with Pikachu walking by and laughing his head off as he pointed at the embarrassed Eskimo boy.

Meanwhile, Stafy was trying to keep up his facade as 'God' as he was in Dr. Mario's lab, watching the place for the doctor as he grumbled, shaking his head.

"Damn it, what is taking Popo so long to avenge my bread?" Stafy remarked as he glared up at the ceiling. "I don't want to have to go to Falco and ask for some more... he'll impale me with a Landmaster just like last time..."

"Don't worry bout it!" Toadette chimed while still farting and shitting herself.