Sarafu versus Gaara Part 1
I stepped out into the valley. Even though it had been hailing for two battles straight, the heat from the volcanoes could not be avoided. I took a deep breath as Gaara stood before me. On the outside, I frowned, but on the inside...
AAWWWWW! He looks so cool in that leather jacket!!!! I want to hug him! I want squeeze his head off!!!
But Gaara didn't seem to show emotion. That was what made him a bit different than Neji. Neji showed signs of boredom, but Gaara didn't seem to have his mind in the battle at all. Thinking of Neji reminded me of Hinako's bold move. I blushed, but tried to calm myself down.
Maybe I could-No! I must not sucumb to her evil ways! I can't steal his kiss!! But he looks so-No! But there is another way...
"Gaara!" I called out to him as Shigame stepped up. "Before we begin this battle, I want to make a little bet with you."
This seemed to peak his interest. "What is it?"
My cheeks flustered a bit. "If I win this battle, you have to go out with me."
Gaara seemed a bit struck-but I couldn't tell with what emotion. "And if I win?"
"I'll...ummmmm...I'll stop bothering you."
"Forever?"
That hurt me a bit. "Uhh...yeah, sure."
"Ok, agreed."
I held out my hand. "So it's a deal, then?"
He took it. "Yes."
I smirked. Heeheeh. How little do you know, Gaara, that today, you will be mine!! For good!! I'll try not to break you to bad. MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
My smirk turned into an evil one as he let go of my hand. What to do first? Ah! I know! I'll use my new technique! I'd like to see Hinako copy this one!
"Can I start now?" Shigame said impatiently.
I nodded.
"Ok, then. Last Battle of the First Round: Sabaku no Gaara versus Kichino Sarafu, BEGIN!!!"
I hopped back and Gaara's cork popped out of his gourd, as sand began to pour out. I smiled confidently and put my hands together. "Kage Bushin no justu!" Five other clones of me appeared next to me in a line. We all put our hands together and in unison said, "I'll show you the newest technique that I learned from Rock Lee and Gai-sensei. Insanity Technique!"
This is going to be hard to explain, so try to keep up with me, ok? So Sarafu Clone #1 (Me) started leaping around like a frog and trying to catch any bugs in the air. Sarafu Clone #2 started fighting Sarafu Clone #4, because she wouldn't give her back her petunias. So Sarafu Clone #2 put on armor, and started attacking Sarafu Clone #4 with a giant sword made of rubber and calling her "Yggdrasil." Sarafu Clone #4, meanwhile, wore a black cape and kept monologing about how she was so superior and would never be defeated by the other clone, and how her evil plan was inevitable. Sarafu Clone #5 started giving Gaara a lesson on how to correctly pronounce the word "forward". And while all of this was happening, Sarafu Clone #6 turned into a desk for Gaara to sit in, which he was somehow forced to by Sarafu Clone #1 (The frog).
Now, it is safe to say that Gaara showed some expression on his face. Just a little bit of bewilderment was mixed into his straining face.
"Gaara!" exclaimed Sarafu Clone #5. "Are you paying any attention to me?! Do you want detention today after school? And what's with that look on your face? Are you trying to give me atittude?!"
"Ehh..." was all that Gaara could manage to get out.
"Stop that back sassing! That's it! Detention! Detentions for everyone! Even you Yggdrasil!"
Yggdrasil(Sarafu Clone #4)'s head lowered. "Awwwww..."
"And you!" Sarafu Clone #5 turned on Sarafu Clone #1(frog). "Quit eating my rare African Dung Beetles!!"
"Ribbit!"
"Detention for you too!"
Heeheeh. How long will your mind last, Gaara?
After about 5 mintues, nothing happened. Gaara had regained his same stone-cold face, and any attacks in disguise, were faltered by the sand. So Gaara, just stood there, but he only looked at the ground.
Hmn. So this won't break you, huh? Well, then, it looks like we'll have to increase our numbers.
All the clones stopped and put their hands together. "Tajuu Kage Bushin no jutsu!" About a million or so clones of me appeared and we all continued our massive chaos. Sarafu Clone #136 mangaed to turn into a baby and called Gaara "mommy". Although, she desperatly tried to be cradled in "mommy's" arms, he simply refused, thus causing Sarafu Clone #136 to cry. Sarafu Clone #97, who was next to Sarafu Clone #136 turned into a larch and stood there. Sarafu Clone #54 was a slut and tried to show off her sex appeal to every male in the entire valley, and with much success. Sarafu Clone #275, on the other hand, was a french man who tried to hit on all the men, but with little success. Sarafu Clone #56 sold peanuts to the audience. Sarafu Clone #23 turned into a gopher and dug a hole to Canada. I won't bore you with the rest of the details, but believe me when I say they were pretty weird.
The real me didn't transform into anything. In fact, she just stood there,in the midst of all the Sarafu's looking straight at Gaara. Why the hell is he looking at the ground?! If he does that, he can ignore us with some struggle. But still, why at the ground? He could look anywhere, or even close his eyes. I'll see. I'll send Gopher Girl to go see what's so dang interesting.
As I ordered the gopher, I could tell she was tunneling towards Gaara, but instead, she appeared right next to me.
"What the heck are you doing here?! Go to Gaara!"
"Cheeep..jeeep, jeep!"
"Transform back into a human! I have no idea what you're saying!"
The gopher put its hands together and transformed back to its original Sarafu form. "Agh! I can't get through! There's a wall of strangely hard sand."
"SAND?!"
It was too late for me to act. By the time I had realized what was going on, there was nothing I could do about it. That whole time Gaara was staring at the ground, he was actually feeding his sand into the ground and hardening it. And drawing it closer to me. I was obviously the real one. Now what was I going to do? He had trapped me in a caccoon full of sand, and it was so suppressing, I could hardly breathe. I couldn't form hand seals because the sand was holding me tightly. I smiled. All of my clones disappeared, to a group of young men's dismay.
"Looks like I'll have to use that techinque so soon, eh? Oh, well. You brought this upon yourself. Demon of the Sand!"
Gaara finally had a full look of surprise as his sand began to whirl off of me and form the figure of a snake. The Sand Demon hissed at Gaara when it was finally complete.
"I'm not sure if you'll recognize him, but that is the late Kazekage's chakra in there," I told Gaara.
"What?!"
"Oh, don't worry. I wasn't the one who killed him. I do believe we already know the answer to that one. I just happened to be in the neighborhood, and took the remaing bit of chakra in his body soon after his death. I have many people's chakra, and the best thing about this technique is...I don't have to form any seals."
"What?!" I heard Gai-sensei exclaim. "Not form any seals, but that's nearly impossible for a technique of that level!"
"This is my clans fighting style. We have developed a way to use jutsus without hand seals. Of course, for best results, you always want to use hand seals, but it comes in handy for times like these. Now, I can for the seals."
Tiger, Ox, Bird, Dragon, Tiger, Dog, Serpent. I grabbed some grass from the ground and said, "Grass Demon!" The blades of grass in my hand floated into the air and spiraled around each other. They multiplied and took the form of a giant preying mantis. While kneeling on the ground, I dug my hand into the ground and said, "Rock Demon!" The ground shook as it rose into the air and formed the giant four-legged creature with three tails. I held my hand in the air and said "Wind Demon!" As the air around my hand made itself into a little, mini tornado. I formed some more hand seals and then said, "Katon, Hoyenka no jutsu!" Fireballs blew out of my mouth and caught the grass on fire. After doing that, I put my hand into the fire. Squinting from the pain, I quickly said "Fire Demon!" I then pulled my hand out and licked my now burnt hand. I regenerated the cells with my chakra and quickly healed the wound. Fire formed a pheonix, but it wasn't as beautiful as Hinako's. I looked over at Gaara.
Now I have all the Demons out, except for water, but I don't have water, yet. But with Rock, Sand, Grass, Wind, and Fire, there's no way he'll get out of here, untouched. Even with that 'ultimate defense' of his.
"You're move," I called out to him.
He frowned and an arm of sand shot out at me. I dodged as Wind charged at Gaara, growing bigger, until it was just a little below a hurricane. Gaara held himself onto the ground with his sand gripped tightly around his legs. But the ground around Gaara was giving away.
"You will know the full force of my love!" I yelled over the wind. "Fire go!"
The great bird flew towards Gaara, and when it hit the tornado, the wind caught fire and it was then a giant swirling flame. I could tell Gaara was protecting himself with his armor of sand, while he was suspended in air.
"You can't defeat the elements, honey!"
The Grass Demon came up to me. It made a whispering noise, fitting of a preying mantis.
"No, I don't think I'm getting worked up!" I replied angrily at it. "He needs to realize how much I truly love him, even if I have to beat it in him, now think of something clever to do, instead of just running your mouth."
"I don't care what you have, now make yourself useful!"
The Grass Demon walked away as I stared up at the flaming tornado. "Sand! Get in there and mix in with Gaara's sand. Then, attack him from the inside!"
Sand nodded, and slithered its way towards the flaming twister. It was engulfed as it entered. There was a few moments of wait, as my Demons did their work. I really didn't know why I summoned grass, but if I sent him in there now, he'd just burn up. I looked up at the tornado in wait.
...to be continued.