Popo groaned and slowly opened his eyes, taking a look around to see just where exactly he was. He was in the garage of the Smash Mansion, which certainly looked quite different from how he remembered it. "Ugh... I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore..."
"That's because you're not, dumbass." Dark Pit stated as he was eating Lucina out like he was a child in a candy and she was his Hershey's bar.
"NOOOO PITTO DON'T DRINK CAPRI-SUN! ITS ILLEGAL!" Pit exclaimed as he peed his shorts, trembling his legs as he had his hands on his face.
Black Pit noticed this and pointed at Regular Pit, laughing. But White Pit then pointed past Dork Shit, the edgy black winged angel turning around to see Lady Palutena farting in tight blue jeans, wearing a white shirt. The smelly Pits both blushed madly while both felt their shorts getting incredibly tight. Popo blinked and turned his head, to see the gassy green goddess.
"Watch out for my sudden farts. They're gross AND dangerous." Palutena giggled with a wink as she had her hands on her big butt, letting out thunderous, brassy farts that echoed, of which sounded like tubas.
Pit wet himself again as he fainted, with Dark Pit's erection getting so strong it caused him to have a heart attack, dying in the process. Palutena pooped her pants in the process, blushing as she placed her left hand on her face.
"Oopsie whoopsie, I made a poopsie!" Palutena farted once more as she giggled, a large brown stain visible on her blue jeans as she kept producing brass music from her fart factory. "Peeyew! These smell worse than the WiiU's situation and Yoshi's eggs combined! Haha!"
"...and Palutena is gross." Popo remarked as he dusted himself, taking a glance around the garage. "Now, how do I get out of here...?"
"Fuck you, die Popo!" Exclaimed Shulk, backslashing Popo into orbit.
"D'oh!" Popo remarked as he was drifting off into deep space, feeling like a Family Guy Funny Moment. "I better find my way back to Earth. I have a major boner."
"Discussing!" Stated an alien that looked like Popo, only wearing green and purple robes as he smacked the blue robed boy Ice Climber back to his home planet.
"Thanks, doc." Popo remarked as he folded his arms, sighing in disappointment. His mission from God wasn't going as well as he had hoped. "I just wonder what Ganon's up to..."
"Well why don't you ask him?" Toadette brought up while farting by in space.
"How should I know?" Popo responded and sneezed. "Why are you so-"
"Farty? Because I love being gassy!" Toadette burped and farted simultaneously, with her farts helping to fix the ozone layer.