"Let's see what's on the TV," Starfy stated as he turned on the TV.
The television was turned on, and showing a Smash match on the way. It was Tortimer Island, with there being four players present. It seemed all right, until it got a close up on the 8th and a half wonder of the world, Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong couldn't believe it. His wife, Jigglypuff, and his pets, the Duck Hunt Duo, were being smashed by one of his closest friends, R.O.B. It was enough to make him stand still with shock.
"...And there's nothing on. Typical." Stafy sighed, shaking his head. "I wonder how mah boi, Mr. Popo, is doing..."
"Oh Grant Kirkhope, I'll always have you to grant Kirk hope," Popo remarked as he managed to make his way to the gigantic gym in the Smash Mansion, stroking his picture of Grant Kirkhope dressed like Kirk from Star Trek.
"Look at all this dank cash I'm getting!" Viridi exclaimed as she was smoking a blunt.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GAY MEME!" Princess Zelda screamed as she threw Viridi out the window.
"Holy fuck, these friggin' guys can be shitting jerks!" Exclaimed Toadette in dismay.
"...Aren't you a bit too young to be cursing, young lady?" Chrom remarked as he was being fed fish sticks by various obscure human girls from games no one actually played.
"This calls for a drink!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he pulled out some fruit punch Capri Sun out of his red pouch, sipping it down.
"Capri Sun? More like Crappy Sun!" The Koopalings all taunted, only for them to be blasted by several missiles launched at them by Bowser Junior in his Junior Klown Kar.
"Shut up! Capri Sun is delicious!" Bowser Jr. snapped, pounding his Koopa Klown Kar.
"...that's it. I'm outta here," Popo remarked as he slowly exited the chaotic lounge, bumping into Dry Bowser the drifter. "Wha... DB, what are you dong here?"
"...I'm the Drifting Bruiser. Just going my way and experiencing life as it was meant to be." Dry Bowser stated as he used Popo as a shield from some flames spewing out of Lana, who ate some super spicy curry left on the floor, making the blue coated Ice Climber boy scream in pain.
Arceus took one glance at the lounge, shaking his head as he continued his stroll, not wanting to be involved at all.