Aqua Teen Bleach Force
By: Moonice
Series: Bleach
Genre:Humor/Adventure
Characters: Fuctuation crossover
Rating: M
Chapter 2: Grim Reaper gutters
A/N: Yes this is the Bleach version of Grim reaper gutters. I'm writing this chapter differently from the others. Look at the character's parts for help and enjoy muahahaha!
Master Shake:Rangiku Matsumoto
Meatwad: Renji Abari
Frylock: Toshiro Hitsugaya
Carl: Kisuke Urahada?
Dan(from grim reaper gutters): as himself
The story begins with a bored Matsumoto and Renji sitting in Orihime's apartment while she's in the soul society. Okay that's the intro now please read the rest. It's funny!
Rangiku:...
Renji:...
Rangiku: (Pulls out a crossbow with a poisoned arrow and aims it at Renji's head.)
Renji:...
Rangiku:(still pointing the crossbow) I'm gonna do it.
Renji:(too bored to take her seriously) Um what?
Rangiku: I said I'm gonna shoot this arrow at you with this crossbow.
Renji: Oh! Wait! What! Your not shooting me with that damnmit! I don't know what you've been smoking or drinking chick but who the hel said I was going to just sit here an let you shoot me?!
Rangiku: No one said anything. I'm just gonna shoot ya!
Rangiku: Nah! I'm just kidding!
Renji: What the fuck?
Rangiku: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You actually thought I was going to shoot your ass.
Renji: HAHAHAHA! Yeah I did!
Rangiku: I actually was going to shoot ya! But then I decided not to because then I would be bored out of my fucking mind.
Renji: Ahehehehehe! That was a killer.
Rangiku: Kinda reminds you of the first day as a lieutenant.
Renji: Yeah! I remember the days. Back then I was so obsessed with killing my captain it wasn't funny.
Rangiku: Hehe! I remember hugging my adorable little captain to death. Although I didn't mean to sufforcate him, it was just that he was so cute!
Renji: Hey! Remember that time where we had to pay back Captain Kurosutchki for destorying his lab.
Flashback
Mayuri: My lab! My precious lab!
Renji: Umm... We're sorry!
Mayuri: Sorry?!
Rangiku: Yeah sorry! It's a way of apologizing, duh!
Mayuri: I know what it means woman! It's just a surprise that this is all you people could come up with.
Rukia: It's not that bad!
Mayuri: What do you mean it's not that bad? My lab just got destroyed in a fire which mean that gigai productivity will come to a standstill. Plus I won't be able to have any experiments done for quiet some time.
Rukia: Wow! You have anger issues.
Rangiku: Yeah! You need to chill out and get a life.
Izuru: Haha (burp!) a captains getting told off by two chick.
Mayuri: I'm gonna chop you up bastard!
Izuru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Rangiku: There they go.
Renji: And go and go!
Flashback end
Rangiku: Yeah those were good times good times.
Renji: Sometimes I miss those days.
Rangiku: Yeah I really do! Espescially when my captain makes me do paper work in the office and he knows I'm not doing it!
Renji: Well you gota put up with what life throws at ya!
Rangiku: Ain't that the truth. I didn't think I would put up with Gin breaking up with me but I did. "TAKE THAT YOU BLUNT EVIL ASS MOTHERFUCKER! KISS AIZEN'S ASS WHILE YOUR AT IT!
Renji: Calm down! It supposed to be happy memories not my life just got screwed memories.
Rangiku: I guess your right Renji. Yeah I'm definatelly reassured now.
Renji: What does that have to do with anything.
Rangiku: It deals with the fact that I'm more popular with fanboys than you, the so called only lieutenant to master bankai.
Renji: What! The only reason your popular is because of those unrealistic boobs of yours!
Rangiku: So what if I got an attractive body. I'm still more popular than you.
Renji: Shut up girl! You don't even know what your saying .
Rangiku: Of course I do. And besides how many times have I saved you from humiliation from Byakuya?
Renji: Once! If you remember corectly dizzy blond!
Rangiku: Who are you calling dizzy blond? I remember that and the fact that you got fried by Rukia.
Renji: Yeah! Well I remember you getting drunk and giving Yumichka a blowjob.
Rangiku: WHAT DID YOU SAY! YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE...
Toshiro: Before what? You remember the fact that both you and Renji are both dumbasses that need to be savced from punishment by a captain in almost all of your drinking parties.
Rangiku: What are you talking about captain, and when did you come in here?
Toshiro: Just now! And that right there juts proves the point that your both dumbasses who surprisingly made it to lieutenant level.
Rangiku: We worked hard to become lieutenant!
Toshiro: You didn't!
Renji: And since when do Rangiku and I or any other of our buddies need help from captains to get out of bad situations anyway. We've got mad skill!
Toshiro: You think that don't you.
Flashback("Party All the Time" begins to play in backround)
1:Toshiro uses Hyourimaru to save drunken Izuru and Momo from ten Gillian.
2.Toshiro and Ukitake save a doped Hisagi and Maki from falling into a pit of Mayuri's nitrogen.
3.Toshiro freezes a robotic clown Rangiku broke and made evil.
4. Toshrio and Shunsui save drinking group from Yamamoto's zanpakuto
5. Toshiro saves Renji from the mooninites that showed up when the bount were in the human world.
6. Byakuya and Komamura detroy a crashing meteor that resulted from Rangiku.Renji, Ikkaku, Izuru and Momo knocking it off orbit.
7. Toshiro drags a drunk Iba out of his office while Rangiku kicked him shouting, "You perverted son of a bitch!"
8. Ichigo lurse handbanana away from Renji while in the Soul Society.
9. Toshiro traps pseudo arrancar in ice saving Rangiku.
10. Demonic forest is detroyed by Toshiro while dragging both Momo and Matsu...
Flashback Cut short by pausing of DVD player and music ends.
Renji: Wow! You even got the video with rock music.
Rangiku: That videos was a rip off, none of that stuff happened.
Toshiro: Then how else do you think I was able to record this other than taping you in your stupidest momoents.
Rangiku: You simply formated it with that weird computer thing you keep and you probably edited it so that you were where I should be.
Toshiro: That impossible! You can barely beat Gillian with your lazy self.
Rangiku: Well we'll just see about that captain. I'm gonna call Kisuke over and make sure you aren't lying.
Toshrio: Do you evn know what his phone number is?
Rangiku: Well no but I'm sure his store is in these human yellow pages.
Renji: Is that all necessary?
(beepbeepbeepbeepbeep)
Kisuke: My god that ring is so annoying.
Kisuke:(picks up phone on counter) Hello this is the Urahada store how may I help you?
Rangiku: Mr Hat and Clogs this is Rangiku Matsumoto we need you to come over.
Kisuke: For what?
Rangiku: You know, to just have some fun from work that's all.
Kisuke: I'm not coming over.
Rangiku: We have beer.
Kisuke: Still not coming over.
Rangiku: If I get drunk I might show off my boobs.
Kisuke: Long dial tone.
The excited shopkeeper had just put on his sandals and rushed over to Inoue's apartment where he would soon be expressed to bare boobs.(or so he thought) At the actually apartment things sort of got twisted.
Renji: So is he coming over?
Rangiku: Yep!
Renji: Does he know why he's coming?
Rangiku: He doesn't need to know.
All three shinigami began to look outside at the cloaked skeletal shinigami standing outside with gutter sales plan in his hand. As Kisuke aproached the house he saw this and began to conversate with him.
Kisuke: Excuse me but I'm in a date with beer and boobs so please step aside.
Dan: I'm dan from "Shinigami Gutters" and I won't leave until I make a sale.
Kisuke: Well that great and all but I really need to get inside.
Dan: How about our instant debree removal gutter plane for a three year trial.
Kisuke: I'm sorry but I can't talk to you right now.
Dan: Well we could give you the water proof gutters installed for your house that also removes snow and ice from the house.
Kisuke: I don't even know if that's possible but I don't want to buy gutters, I just want to get inside.
Dan; Our installments only take up to threen hours anf fifteen minutes.
Kisuke: Look I don't know what your problem is but I just said I don't want any gutter.
Dan: Are you sure.
Kisuke: Yes I'm sure.
Dan: Alright.
(Dan pulls out a bony finger from his hand and touches Urahada with it; making him drop dead on the lawn)
Toshiro: How come he won't leave?
Rangiku: Didn't you hear him outside? It's their policy and they won't leave until he makes a sale.
Toshiro: You just had to call "Shinigami Gutters".
Rangiku: I thought it would be the name of Kisuke's shop since it had the name shinigami in it.
Dan: Is anyone in there?
All: Aw damn!
Dan: I'm Dan from "Shinigami Gutters", I won't leave until I make a sale.
Toshiro:(gets up from his chair and walks over to the door)
Rangiku: Where you going captan.
Toshrio: I guess I'm gonna buy some um damn gutters.
End
A/N: I tried a new style of writing for this specific chapter. Once again I have cut the ending short even thought I know how much you all wanted to see Renji commit suicide. I crossed over a lot of characters for this fic and I hope it was to your liking. I promise you thought that next chapter I will pair Aizen with handbanana.