This fiction isn't going over as well as I thought it would. Man I suck… Well… anyway… My next Sonic fic will be the sequel to the Dead End Mystery. The plot is: Sonic is abducted by aliens who put him in a space zoo. These aliens are special, they see in four dimensions. (hieght, width, depth, time) So they teach Sonic the meaning of time!… wait that's not the plot! Oh yeah! I can't tell you. The government says so. For some reason… it wouldn't let me set the markers… so I made my own way to tell when I skip scenes.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any Sonic character or any character of Sonic Team. They belong to Yuji Naka. I don't own Xbox. And I don't own the NAFB, The National Association of the Blind.

CHAPTER THREE:

Amy's Day Job

"Where have you been bitch?" A voice boomed on the other side of the door. The person kicked it down. Vector was on the other side.

"Oh no… he found me…"

"Found you? What do you mean?"

"You haven't told this poor sap yet? Ha! Go ahead Amy." Vector smiled.

"Amy?" Sonic asked.

"Well… Vector is my… my…"

"Boyfriend?"

"No."

"Ex-boyfriend?"

"Worse…"

"Oh please tell me you didn't sleep with him!" Sonic screamed.

"Worse you moron. I just love this, it's hilarious." Vector said chuckling.

"Well… Vector's my… my…"

"ALRIGHT JUST SPIT IT OUT!" Sonic yelled.

"My… pimp" Amy finished.

"Excuse me! P-p-p-p-p-p-…" Sonic sputtered.

"I'm sorry Sonic… I should've told you…" Amy said, a tear glimmering in her eye.

"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p…" Sonic sputtered.

"Hahahahah! So Amy, when are you coming back to work?" Vector asked.

"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p…" Sonic sputtered.

"Well you see… I uh… really don't want to come back to work…" Amy answered.

"PIMP!" Sonic screamed

"What did you say bitch!" Vector screamed, raising his hand at Amy.

"Hey! Leave my fiancé alone!"

"What are you gonna do about it!" Vector taunted.

"I'll fight you!" Sonic blurted.

One hour later in a hospital…

"I really didn't know he was going to pull a knife…" Amy said. Sonic was in the bead next to her, covered in bandages.

"Amy… Is there anything else… you wanna tell me?" He asked, wincing.

"Well… uh… no" She answered.

"Good. So how long have you been… a… prostitute?"

This time Amy winced. "Fifteen years…"

"YOU WERE THIRTEEN!"

"It was the nineties! It was hard for a grown women!"

"YOU WERE THIRTEEN!"

"So… is the wedding… still on?"

Three hours later.

"You are… you are a cool guy… Shadow… Shadow… you know why I like you?" Sonic asked. He was now living at Shadow's house… and was incredibly drunk.

"I don't know… why?" Shadow asked.

"Because… you are… you are a cool guy… did you know that?"

"Uhh… yeah… you've said that about twelve times."

"Now… I'm gonna go pee… in that toilet over there." Sonic slurred.

"Uh… that's my Xbox…"

"Close… enough…"

The next morning…

"Man… you really beat yourself up last night…" Shadow said.

"God my… head hurts… Hey whats this?" Sonic asked picking up a video Shadow had gotten in the mail. It said on the case: "Midnight Nurses". On the cover was a bunch of women in nurses outfits.

"Oh cool! The next edition is in.

Shadow put the movie in the VHS player. " This movie is great!" He said looking at Sonic. The movie started. A hot nurse entered the operating room. She was a pink hedgehog. But her face wasn't quite visible.

"The doctor says that you've been a bad patient, and I have to teach you a lesson." She said.

"Pause it!" Sonic said. Shadow did. Just as the camera zoomed into the girls face, Who by now was waving her hair. "Oh my god… That's Amy!"

"Uh… duh… that's why I get them!"

"You mother fucker!"

"Uh… how did you know about me and your mom?"

Later on, in a hospital…

"I didn't think he'd pull a knife…" Shadow said…

Well… this is starting to freak me out! Any way… I hope you guys like it… no matter how weird it gets. Continue reading, cause next chapter is the plot twist!

NEXT CHAPTER: Spying